That's awesome.  A man after my own heart.

-----Original Message-----
From: bobbie sellers [mailto:bliss@california.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 11, 2003 7:52 AM
To: CFS-CHAT@MAELSTROM.STJOHNS.EDU
Subject: HUM: A joke for the kimosabe in all of us.. ;-) (fwd)


Good day to you all,

Just light humor about lust.

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Date: 11-Dec-03 03:17:31
From: Shai Shahar <snip>
Subject: A joke for the kimosabe in all of us.. ;-)

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A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he
glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
realises she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous
anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside
his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or
vacation?".

"Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states

Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement.

Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to
him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain
his outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this
convention?"

"Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are
the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is
most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men
are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent."

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry,"
she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your
name!".

"Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto Papadopoulos."



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Thanks for your attention,
later
Bobbie Sellers

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bobbie sellers - a very tired & retired ex-nurse in San Francisco
bliss at california dot com

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