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Prescription Label Humor
Picked up my prescription for Terbutaline at the HMO's drug counter:

Label: "Take one tablet by mouth if erection persists beyond 2 hours."

Warning sticker:  "WARNING: DO NOT USE WHILE YOU ARE BREASTFEEDING."

Keep smiling  ..Lmac



Old Post 06-28-06 07:21 AM
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Re: Prescription Label Humor
Just yesterday I read somewhere an article about "Why men have
nipples".  If I understood it correctly, it said that all fetuses start
out female and that the nipples are formed before the transformation to
male gender takes place, and that is why men have nipples.  What was
more startling, however, was that men can produce milk!  They did not
get in to details, but it sounded like with a couple hormone shots that
guys can lactate.  So, maybe that warning sticker is not that far off
the mark!

Truth indeed can be stranger than fiction.

But thank you for your post.  I did get a laugh out of that.


lmac wrote:
> Picked up my prescription for Terbutaline at the HMO's drug counter:
>
> Label: "Take one tablet by mouth if erection persists beyond 2 hours."
>
> Warning sticker:  "WARNING: DO NOT USE WHILE YOU ARE BREASTFEEDING."
>
> Keep smiling  ..Lmac




Old Post 06-28-06 01:22 PM
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Re: Prescription Label Humor
My $0.02;

As far as nipples and ED: I have only recently found out while my girl
was experimenting on me that when she tweaks my nipples, I get crazy
horny..like almost violent, like I don't want her to, but I do, and
then I just HAVE to XXXX that bad-girl (ha!). Might be worth a try for
ED sufferers to prime the pump. Ask her to give it a try, you never
know.

lmac wrote:
> Picked up my prescription for Terbutaline at the HMO's drug counter:
>
> Label: "Take one tablet by mouth if erection persists beyond 2 hours."
>
> Warning sticker:  "WARNING: DO NOT USE WHILE YOU ARE BREASTFEEDING."
>
> Keep smiling  ..Lmac




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