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superdude77777@hotmail.com

2005-05-21, 5:52 pm

So they stick this new guy in the chair next to mine. Now, I can
tolerate any neighbor. But not only has this guy not shaven for the
last 20 years, and he wears an old army jacket, and he wears a towel on
his head (why? I wonder, when he probably has not showered in 5 years),
but all he does is go on and on about the great satan!!! The nurse
sticks in the cathater, she's the great satan. Technician takes his BP,
he's the great satan. He's watching Price is Right, Bob Barker is the
great satan. I mean, how do you deal with a guy like this? Also, I am
not thrilled that he brings an AK 47 into treatment with him.

Larry

Larry Krzewinski

2005-05-21, 5:52 pm

On 21 May 2005 11:25:51 -0700, superdude77777@hotmail.com wrote:

>So they stick this new guy in the chair next to mine. Now, I can
>tolerate any neighbor. But not only has this guy not shaven for the
>last 20 years, and he wears an old army jacket, and he wears a towel on
>his head (why? I wonder, when he probably has not showered in 5 years),
>but all he does is go on and on about the great satan!!! The nurse
>sticks in the cathater, she's the great satan. Technician takes his BP,
>he's the great satan. He's watching Price is Right, Bob Barker is the
>great satan. I mean, how do you deal with a guy like this? Also, I am
>not thrilled that he brings an AK 47 into treatment with him.
>
>Larry


Bribe the tech to change his sodium modeling. When he really starts
cramping up laugh at him hysterically. It could be fun for the entire
dialysis center.

Larry
But only after stealing his AK-47.
Hackman

2005-05-21, 10:53 pm

>So they stick this new guy in the chair next to mine. Now, I can
>tolerate any neighbor. But not only has this guy not shaven for the
>last 20 years, and he wears an old army jacket, and he wears a towel

on
>his head (why? I wonder, when he probably has not showered in 5

years),
>but all he does is go on and on about the great satan!!! The nurse
>sticks in the cathater, she's the great satan. Technician takes his

BP,
>he's the great satan. He's watching Price is Right, Bob Barker is the
>great satan. I mean, how do you deal with a guy like this? Also, I am
>not thrilled that he brings an AK 47 into treatment with him.


Don't worry. It's just Osama Bin Laden.
He's harmless.



Larry

superdude77777@hotmail.com

2005-05-22, 8:53 am


> Don't worry. It's just Osama Bin Laden.
> He's harmless.
>
>
>
> Larry


How many friggin Larrys are on this board???

Larry

Hackman

2005-05-22, 10:52 pm

>How many friggin Larrys are on this board???

Too many. We need some Curleys and Moes to balance things out.

Larry Krzewinski

2005-05-22, 10:52 pm

On 22 May 2005 17:42:58 -0700, "Hackman" <rosescripter@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>
>Too many. We need some Curleys and Moes to balance things out.


Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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