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| Trulytelling@yahoo.com 2006-07-26, 9:28 pm |
| http://lasikflap.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2634#2634
Relationship of Pupil Size to Outcome at six months using OpaqCor(tm)
LASIK
Dr. Smallhorn, US Naval Base, Guantanamo.
Journal of Refractive Perjury, 1, 1-27.
ABSTRACT: 347 Al Qaeda detainees at the US Naval Base in Guantanamo,
Cuba, received OpaqCor(tm), a new refractive surgery technique devised
by Dr. Mark OvZorro, of Blinded By The Light Laser Center (BBTLLC) of
Louisiana. Recently approved by the FDA as safe and effective, OpaqCor
is designed to produce a perfectly opaque cornea, thereby completely
eliminating wavefront error. All surgeries were performed by Dr. Small
Horn, US Naval surgeon. Pupil size was recorded under standardized
conditions: Subjects were required to stare directly into the sun.
RESULTS: Of 694 eyes, all globes were successfully ruptured. 501 eyes
immediately developed ectasia, and were pronounced a success. Among
subjects have large pupils (n=2), opacification was complete at 3
months, 6 months, and 1 year, with no aberrations reported.
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| serebel 2006-07-26, 9:28 pm |
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Things must be really slow at flappie.
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| Satire thats funny to read but sad when it happens to someone in real
life
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| Ragnar 2006-07-27, 9:26 pm |
| When you have that done, then I will laugh.
On 26 Jul 2006 18:15:41 -0700, Trulytelling@yahoo.com wrote:
>http://lasikflap.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2634#2634
>
>Relationship of Pupil Size to Outcome at six months using OpaqCor(tm)
>LASIK
>
>Dr. Smallhorn, US Naval Base, Guantanamo.
>
>Journal of Refractive Perjury, 1, 1-27.
>
>ABSTRACT: 347 Al Qaeda detainees at the US Naval Base in Guantanamo,
>Cuba, received OpaqCor(tm), a new refractive surgery technique devised
>by Dr. Mark OvZorro, of Blinded By The Light Laser Center (BBTLLC) of
>Louisiana. Recently approved by the FDA as safe and effective, OpaqCor
>is designed to produce a perfectly opaque cornea, thereby completely
>eliminating wavefront error. All surgeries were performed by Dr. Small
>Horn, US Naval surgeon. Pupil size was recorded under standardized
>conditions: Subjects were required to stare directly into the sun.
>
>RESULTS: Of 694 eyes, all globes were successfully ruptured. 501 eyes
>immediately developed ectasia, and were pronounced a success. Among
>subjects have large pupils (n=2), opacification was complete at 3
>months, 6 months, and 1 year, with no aberrations reported.
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