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Barnard Classics - TOP TEN REASONS TO GET LASIK RIGHT NOW!
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| BarnardClassics 2005-08-07, 10:58 pm |
| TOP TEN REASONS TO GET LASIK RIGHT NOW!
10. If God didn't want us to vaporize our corneas, he wouldn't have
made us smart enough to make lasers.
9. It sounds pretty frickin' cool when you describe it to everyone you
know. Say it right now, and feel how cool it sounds rolling off the
tongue: "I got . . . LASIK!" Sort of like, "I got . . . HERPES!", but
even better.
8. They're only EYES, fer cryin' out loud. It's not like they're
something important, like global warming.
7. Two words: Goggles rock!
6. If your eyesight suffered from an iron deficiency . . . well, it
won't any more.
5. "Lifting your flap" and "showing your stroma" is a great way to pick
up chicks.
4. You won't get thirsty as often, since your eyes won't be wasting all
that moisture in tear production. (If you're a woman, you should
probably be crying less anyway. If you're a man, you shouldn't be
crying at all. This so-called "dry eye syndrome" is actually a
value-added feature!)
3. Two more words: Free enhancements!
2. If you thought the high you got with the post-orthodontia codeine
was good, wait 'till you try Restasis!
And now (drum roll), the #1 reason to get LASIK right now:
1. Hey, you never know -- it just might work!
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| CatmanX 2005-08-08, 5:59 pm |
| Isn't reposting this stuff illegal?
Where is the internet police when you need them.
dr grant
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| Barnard gave not only blanket permission, but the posting was made with
proper attribution.
Someone with bad grammar is posting under your alias, Dr. Grant.
"CatmanX" <grantm@connexus.net.au> wrote in message
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> Isn't reposting this stuff illegal?
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> Where is the internet police when you need them.
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> dr grant
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| serebel 2005-08-08, 10:58 pm |
| It's just the same old bull from the same old lunatics.
SErebel
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| Cathy 2005-08-12, 10:54 pm |
| This is great stuff. You're the lunatic.
"serebel" <serebel@aol.com> wrote in message
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> It's just the same old bull from the same old lunatics.
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> SErebel
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| serebel 2005-08-12, 10:54 pm |
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Cathy wrote:
> This is great stuff. You're the lunatic.
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Here comes another one to add a great deal to this BB.
SErebel
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