Impotence Support - The Men in Black are responsible for impotence!!!

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The Men in Black are responsible for impotence!!!

Ed Zagmoon

2007-01-10, 5:10 pm

It works like this :

Men don't get an errection anymore, so they need pills.
The MIB do produce these pills. Men buy them. But
these pills also turn men into slaves, the slaves of the
MIB.

So the MIB earn your cash, get to power and one day
will rule the world.

But they are even more EVIL, because it's THEM who
create impotence in the first place. They send the
impotence-waves through your TVs and radios!

Conclusion : To fight impotence, you have to invade
area 51 and kill all the MIB and their alien allies.
It's the only way.

Muerta

2007-01-10, 5:10 pm

"Ed Zagmoon" <spartan_isle@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1166668166.536761.73280@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
> It works like this :
>
> Men don't get an errection anymore, so they need pills.
> The MIB do produce these pills. Men buy them. But
> these pills also turn men into slaves, the slaves of the
> MIB.
>
> So the MIB earn your cash, get to power and one day
> will rule the world.
>
> But they are even more EVIL, because it's THEM who
> create impotence in the first place. They send the
> impotence-waves through your TVs and radios!
>
> Conclusion : To fight impotence, you have to invade
> area 51 and kill all the MIB and their alien allies.
> It's the only way.
>

Does Art Bell know this?

whack-a-troll@UseNet.ORG

2007-01-10, 5:10 pm

In article <1166668166.536761.73280@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>,
Ed Zagmoon <spartan_isle@yahoo.com> wrote:
>It works like this :
>
>Men don't get an errection anymore, so they need pills.
>The MIB do produce these pills. Men buy them. But
>these pills also turn men into slaves, the slaves of the
>MIB.
>
>So the MIB earn your cash, get to power and one day
>will rule the world.
>
>But they are even more EVIL, because it's THEM who
>create impotence in the first place. They send the
>impotence-waves through your TVs and radios!
>
>Conclusion : To fight impotence, you have to invade
>area 51 and kill all the MIB and their alien allies.
>It's the only way.
>

Please consider NOT RESPONDING to this attempted thread. If you must, then
remove his tracking newsgroup and trophy case, alt.recipes.babies, from
the NEWSGROUPS line (or whatever it takes with _your_ newsreader to prevent
crossposting).

Every month or so, using a fictitious name, this troll floods 5000
newsgroups (all cross-posted to one or more low-traffic but unrelated
"scorecard" newsgroups) with superficially relevant comments. The
purpose is to disrupt with off-topic crosspostings. Browse the
alt.recipes.babies newsgroup, his current score card, for the
"big picture" on the person you are replying to.

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He is known as the "anagram troll" because his fictitious names are often
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Ed Zagmoon -----> Mao Zedong
Jon Bedsam -----> James Bond
Sam Prune -----> Superman
Bruce K. Gros -----> Buck Rogers
Ron Main -----> Iron Man
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Stevie Mormon -----> Monster Movie
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Gerry Lintonice -----> Nitroglycerine
Tristan Beeline -----> Albert Einstein
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Paul Eisner -----> Super Alien
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Lester T. Linpord -----> President Troll
Karl Reitlos -----> Kaiser Troll
Rick Stoll -----> Sick Troll
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Hans-Marc Olsen -----> Charles Manson
Eric Coldo -----> Crocodile
G.K. Konnig -----> King Kong
Brian Raab -----> Barbarian
Pablo Rena -----> Anal Probe
Patrick Kain -----> Captain Kirk
Alberto Panno-Peano -----> Napoleon Bonaparte
Ted Harvard -----> Darth Vader
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Blaine Adamson, Adam Ben Nalois -----> Osama Bin-Laden
Shane D. Maudiss -----> Sadam Hussein
Keith J. Crapper -----> Jack The Ripper
Stan J. Lefosi -----> Josef Stalin
Evan-Josh Roose -----> Jason Voorhees
Bruno Beam -----> Unabomber
Dan Simper -----> Spiderman

Other aliases he has used:

Charles Immey
Harlan Osier
Gerard Mindstep
Robin-Louis Clevis

>I'm the evil anagram troll and I like to create persons with names
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>This would be a good idea for a screenplay, because people can try to
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Like all trolls, he means to annoy and disrupt. The tracking newsgroup is
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Google groups (the service the troll uses to post) has already expressed
that will not take action based on complaints about this type of behavior.

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