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Author Frying Pan Calling The Kettle Black Jerry?
Moishy Lips

2006-05-07, 11:02 am

This anti semite is flooding groups with large
>
> Once again this sick, uneducated kid, pretending to be a doctor, a lawyer
> and who know what else she's unable to obtain; seeks attention by cross
> posting and pretending to be, those things she's unable to obtain.
> Apparently she's getting into trouble by those in other groups because of
> my
> postings. As long as it's just this idiot posting just here, we can ignore
> her adolescent patter.


Frying pan calling the kettle black?

As you can see, Jerry is one sick puppy and has gender issues. He lives in
a trailer park on the other side of the tracks in Las Vegas(it's where the
Pentacostals, freaks and burnt out showgirls live) and fantasises about
becoming an Elvis impersonator(the fat Elvis) if only he can lose 100 lbs.
and get a good wig.
His wife, a former actress(she did the Geritol commercial in '82 contrary to
Jerry's claim that she's the Levitra wife) says that he's become quite a
handful since obtaining some syringes and a supply of *SDSLJJ from a secret
black market lab in Bangladesh. His wife says that he's like a kid with a
new toy constantly calling her to take a look " Honey look it's magic! It's
like a piece of wood with wings on it"! However, she had to put her foot
down when he called the neighbours in to take a look at the magic, although
he does occasionally perform his "magic trick" as well as his realistic arm
pit fart sounds(too realistic?) at Bar Mitzvah parties to earn some extra
pocket change.
But what really amuses his wife is that every time he injects the stuff he
dresses up in a loincloth and wants to be called Tarzan or "big boy". She
doesn't mind this but says that constant Tarzan yell gets on her nerves
aaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiooooooooaaaaiiiooooooooooo. And that the noise
prevents her from sleeping which is something she usually does when she has
"sex" with Jerry. But afterward she says he's so cute when he struts around
the room like a little rooster saying, " who's Da Man"? You Bigboy. But when
you order your supplies could you get me some of those Manley high potency
"no doze" tablets. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ



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