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"=> Vox PopuliŠ" <vox@popu.li> wrote in message
news:fyAVf.13$Wi.1141@news.uswest.net...
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> "Jerry Sturdivant" <jerryst@cox.net> wrote in message
> news:CCyVf.686$I%6.626@fed1read12...
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> Exactly! You tobacco addicted ignoramus. No one gives a XXXX
> about YOUR health or well being. It's the METHOD of ingestion
> you loser tobacco sucking morons choose that affects other people.
>
> If you want to cram an entire bag of plug-cut pipe tobacco up your
> XXX, no one cares. If you want to snort continuous lines of snuff, no
> one cares. If you want to chew (and swallow) and entire can of Skoal
> every five minutes, no one cares. If you want to inject a syringe of pure
> nicotine directly into your jugular, no one cares. Please, go for it.
>
> It's only when lowlife pukes like you think you can BURN your
> noxious putrid drugs in PUBLIC places that society will rightfully
> kick you back to the filthy gutter where you drug addicted maggots
> belong.
Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy
patients everywhere. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in
person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on
message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.
You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. If you're going to
say something that ignorant, you could at least fake a stroke. Well, you're
certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. As Abba
Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."
Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid
to read. If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would
be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't come
across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if your brain cells weren't
on the Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that you look like
The Michelin Man man on steroids, or if you didn't have a face that would
give Freddie Kruger nightmares. No, come to think of it, you would.
You are an ineffably revolting dreck and a maniacal, blood-curdling
arbitrary dereliction of genetics.
Anyway, I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is good with fools
wrote something down for me. Oh, yeah, "Shut your cake-hole, stupid!"
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