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911, what is your order please?
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| Bernhard Nowotny 2005-04-05, 6:26 pm |
| Carey Gregory wrote:
> http://www.f5forums.com.nyud.net:80...ads/911tape.wma
ROTFL!
"Do you want fries with that police car I'm gonna send you?"
I think, if it were a doughnut stand they would be no problem
to get some volunteer cops out.
However, it's just an example of _very_ good advertising.
"Call 911 if you need help" is definitely what this person does.
Dispatch must be a fun thing. 
(Fup2 adjusted to alt.emergency.services.dispatcher in hope of more
such stories)
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Bernhard Nowotny Master of Systems Engineering
85625 Glonn, Germany (PGP ID: 0x17B6F58C DSS/DH)
"Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had systems."
-- Rear Admiral Grace Murray Hopper (documented first real computer bug)
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| Carey Gregory 2005-04-05, 6:26 pm |
| poboxdc@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>Carey Gregory wrote:
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>That link does not work for me. Is it the correct one?
Yes, it's probably just busy. Try again.
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| Alan Erskine 2005-04-05, 6:26 pm |
| <poboxdc@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:114ks1ceot6tpd8@news.supernews.com...
> Carey Gregory wrote:
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> That link does not work for me. Is it the correct one?
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> KM
Link works, but you have to have Windows Media Player to play it. Try
saving the file (right click on the link, then click "Save Target As" and
try it that way.
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Alan Erskine
Alanerskine1@bigpond.com
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| David Spiro 2005-04-05, 6:26 pm |
| ROFLMAO!!! But you know what is sad? She keeps saying "I have to feed my
kids.", but is more worried about getting a friggin' burger done the right
way.
Personally, I would have had the chicken sandwich myself..............;-)
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David Spiro
Liver Transplant Recipient - 8/1/97
RECYCLE YOURSELF! - BE AN ORGAN DONOR
"The fool wonders, the wise man asks."
--Benjamin Disraeli
"Carey Gregory" <tiredofspam123@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> http://www.f5forums.com.nyud.net:80...ads/911tape.wma
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| Pimamedic 2005-04-05, 6:26 pm |
| Carey Gregory <tiredofspam123@comcast.net> wrote in
news:q60k41tdv7f99cispmnanmnkt1ukkhuro6@4ax.com:
> http://www.f5forums.com.nyud.net:80...ads/911tape.wma
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That is amazing that people would think to call 911 even
I wonder how she managed to get to be as old as she is
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| Frank Raffa 2005-04-05, 6:26 pm |
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"Bernhard Nowotny" <bnow@gmx.de> shaped the electrons to form:
> Dispatch must be a fun thing.
You can not fully understand the depth of stupidity until you have taken 911
calls. Between the law-suit happy litigious society we live in and the
apparent lack of spinal support in most people, it's a wonder we don't laugh
ourselves to death at least once a day.
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Frank Raffa
Supv. Dispatcher, FDNY
www.FDNewYork.com
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| Notan wrote:
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> Carey Gregory wrote:
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> An some people wonder where the saying, "Too stupid to live,"
> comes from.
That shoul 've been "And some.."
The amn " " key, on my keyboar , must not be working!
Notan
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| Bernhard Nowotny 2005-04-05, 6:26 pm |
| Carey Gregory wrote:
> http://www.f5forums.com.nyud.net:80...ads/911tape.wma
ROTFL!
"Do you want fries with that police car I'm gonna send you?"
I think, if it were a doughnut stand they would be no problem
to get some volunteer cops out.
However, it's just an example of _very_ good advertising.
"Call 911 if you need help" is definitely what this person does.
Dispatch must be a fun thing.
(Fup2 adjusted to alt.emergency.services.dispatcher in hope of more
such stories)
--
Bernhard Nowotny Master of Systems Engineering
85625 Glonn, Germany (PGP ID: 0x17B6F58C DSS/DH)
"Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had systems."
-- Rear Admiral Grace Murray Hopper (documented first real computer bug)
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| Henry Troup 2005-04-05, 6:26 pm |
| poboxdc@ix.netcom.com wrote in message news:<114ks1ceot6tpd8@news.supernews.com>...
> Carey Gregory wrote:
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> That link does not work for me. Is it the correct one?
The link is to a non-standard port, and may be blocked by some firewalls.
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Henry Troup
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| Frank Raffa 2005-04-06, 8:49 am |
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"Bernhard Nowotny" <bnow@gmx.de> shaped the electrons to form:
> Dispatch must be a fun thing.
You can not fully understand the depth of stupidity until you have taken 911
calls. Between the law-suit happy litigious society we live in and the
apparent lack of spinal support in most people, it's a wonder we don't laugh
ourselves to death at least once a day.
--
Frank Raffa
Supv. Dispatcher, FDNY
www.FDNewYork.com
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| Henry Troup 2005-04-11, 6:13 pm |
| poboxdc@ix.netcom.com wrote in message news:<114ks1ceot6tpd8@news.supernews.com>...
> Carey Gregory wrote:
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> That link does not work for me. Is it the correct one?
The link is to a non-standard port, and may be blocked by some firewalls.
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Henry Troup
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