Emergency services - Ever run a call like this one?

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Ever run a call like this one?

poboxdc@ix.netcom.com

2005-01-17, 2:08 am

Woman checks mail in the nude

OREM — A woman apparently felt the message she delivered to
a post office would carry more weight if she were naked.

The 49-year-old Provo woman wore nothing but boots and
eyeglasses when she strolled through the doors of the Mountain
Shadow post office at 877 E. 1200 South at about 10:40 a.m.
on Tuesday.

"After checking her mailbox, she stepped into the lobby
long enough to tell everyone to repent," Orem police officer
John Savage said.

The woman has a history of mental illness but not lewdness,
Orem Police Lt. Doug Edwards said. Her bare-bones message
delivered in memorable fashion, the woman left the post
office and got into her car. Savage responded to the
scene after a call to police was placed by a postal worker.

"Officer Savage stopped the woman as she was driving away
from the post office for her next destination, wherever in
the world that might have been, and took her into custody,"
Edwards said.

Savage said he asked the woman why she wasn't wearing the
overcoat on the passenger seat and she repeated her desire
to call people to repentance. The woman was transported to
Utah Valley Regional Medical Center.

Steve & Susan

2005-01-18, 11:10 am

On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 01:20:33 -0500, poboxdc@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>Woman checks mail in the nude

That's nothing...

A long time ago I went on one call - female in her 50's, unclothed,
wrecking the apartment, throwing feces and yelling, "Maricon!"
(Spanish for "f*g").

We were all ducking for cover... .

Stuff happens.

Steve

Alex Krycek

2005-01-18, 7:13 pm

Years ago, I did a call for a female late 20's ; possible OD in a strip
club.
Arrived to find a dancer/stripper fully nude except for a 6inch pair of
spike heels, screaming and breaking all the furniture and mirrors in the
undressing room. We had to get control of her as she was obviously dangerous
to herself. I told my partner ( new guy) that we were going to rush her and
take her to the floor. Once we get her there, we had to keep a good hold on
her until the police arrived to assist us. He asked me where he should grab
her. I replied that any where that would give him control of an extremity
and that once he had a good grip, he should not let go for anything. He went
for the feet and I went for the hands. We got her under control, but we were
surprised when the 2 female cops showed up and saw us holding down a nude
female.

"Steve & Susan" <smakky@spam.com> wrote in message
news:no9qu01f428t687c5m927i11o43v65dlrf@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 01:20:33 -0500, poboxdc@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>
> That's nothing...
>
> A long time ago I went on one call - female in her 50's, unclothed,
> wrecking the apartment, throwing feces and yelling, "Maricon!"
> (Spanish for "f*g").
>
> We were all ducking for cover... .
>
> Stuff happens.
>
> Steve

Steve & Susan

2005-01-19, 2:11 am

On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 15:28:00 -0500, "Alex Krycek"
<krycek_a@cia-agent.com> wrote:

>Years ago, I did a call for a female late 20's ; possible OD in a strip
>club.

Sounds a lot like a couple of my old GFs.

>Arrived to find a dancer/stripper fully nude except for a 6inch pair of
>spike heels, screaming and breaking all the furniture and mirrors in the
>undressing room.

Definitely one of my old GFs.

><snip>He asked me where he should grab
>her.

I would have asked him, "Ever hold a bowling ball?"

>2 female cops showed up and saw us holding down a nude
>female.

Hey! They sound like more old GFs! ;o)

Steve

poboxdc@ix.netcom.com

2005-01-19, 2:11 am

Steve & Susan wrote:
>
> On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 15:28:00 -0500, "Alex Krycek"

>
>
> I would have asked him, "Ever hold a bowling ball?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

KM