| Alan Erskine 2004-08-23, 2:13 am |
| "capt_vanni" <capt_vanni@skim.com> wrote in message
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> What's the difference between Aussies and pigs?
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> Pigs don't turn into Aussies when they drink.
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> What's the difference between an Australian and a computer?
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> You only have to punch information into a computer once.
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> Why do birds fly upside down over Australia?
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> It's not worth shitting on.
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> Why was the Christ child not born in Australia?
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> You'd have a job finding three wise men, much less a virgin!!
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> What do you call a field full of Australians?
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> A vacant lot.
This is still Roger Bratton.
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Alan Erskine
We can get people to the Moon in five years,
not the fifteen GWB proposes.
Give NASA a real challenge
Alanterskine1@bigpond.com
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