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kathy
there all cry babys
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| Alan Erskine 2004-08-18, 2:10 am |
| "kathy" <kathypaus@aol.com> wrote in message
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> kathy
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> there all cry babys
Obviously, this is Roger Brattworst again; can't even spell "they're"
instead of using "there" - 46 years old and can't spell. Mummy and daddy
must be terribly upset.
--
Alan Erskine
We can get people to the Moon in five years,
not the fifteen GWB proposes.
Give NASA a real challenge
Alanterskine1@bigpond.com
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| Edward 2004-08-18, 7:11 am |
| "Alan Erskine" <alanerskine1@bigpond.com> wrote in message news:<NBAUc.1429$R7.1349@news-server.bigpond.net.au>...
> "kathy" <kathypaus@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:34618f8f.0408171142.1f6adde2@posting.google.com...
>
> Obviously, this is Roger Brattworst again; can't even spell "they're"
> instead of using "there" - 46 years old and can't spell. Mummy and daddy
> must be terribly upset.
Not to mention that the plural of "baby" is "babies", nor that
sentences begin with a captital letter and end with a full stop (or
period, for you Merkins). But why pick on Roger Brattworst (who he?
Ed.) - the OP can't spell "dumb", "their", "lives", nor does it know
that the plural of "is" is "are".
Edward
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The reading group's reading group:
http://www.bookgroup.org.uk
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| I am NOT a pig! 2004-08-18, 11:12 am |
| You idiots. It's a well-known, and commonly used, spelling ploy to
throw you off a trail you'd otherwise recognize.
teddysnips@hotmail.com (Edward) wrote in message news:<25080b60.0408180254.12fb77d8@posting.google.com>...
> "Alan Erskine" <alanerskine1@bigpond.com> wrote in message news:<NBAUc.1429$R7.1349@news-server.bigpond.net.au>...
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> Not to mention that the plural of "baby" is "babies", nor that
> sentences begin with a captital letter and end with a full stop (or
> period, for you Merkins). But why pick on Roger Brattworst (who he?
> Ed.) - the OP can't spell "dumb", "their", "lives", nor does it know
> that the plural of "is" is "are".
>
> Edward
> --
> The reading group's reading group:
> http://www.bookgroup.org.uk
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| The Puppy Wizard 2004-08-18, 11:12 am |
| HOWEDY Edward,
"Edward" <teddysnips@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:25080b60.0408180254.12fb77d8@posting.google.com...
> "Alan Erskine" <alanerskine1@bigpond.com> wrote in message
news:<NBAUc.1429$R7.1349@news-server.bigpond.net.au>...
>
>
>
Probably so. This ignoramHOWES can't even SPELL.
[vbcol=seagreen]
SPELLIN always been important accordin
to The Amazing Puppy Wizard's gramma.
[vbcol=seagreen]
> Not to mention that the plural of "baby" is "babies",
"Pongo tu sombrero," Eddie.
> nor that sentences
Kids is a life long sentence, Ed.
> begin with a captital letter and end
> with a full stop (or period, for you Merkins).
You talkin abHOWET rythum?
That's risky busuiness, Eddie.
> But why pick on Roger Brattworst (who he? Ed.) -
He obviHOWESLY some igoramHOWES
that can't SPELL for beans.
> the OP can't spell "dumb", "their", "lives",
> nor does it know that the plural of "is" is "are".
Ain't NICE to make fun of people
who ain't so gifted as us, Eddie.
> Edward
Here's HOWE to level the playin field
and make everyWON a intellectual
despite their SPELLIN, Eddie:
INTRO TO WITS' END DOG TRAINING MANUAL
George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D. F.R.S.H.
Several years ago one of my old students telephoned
to me and asked me what I knew about Doggie Do
Right, a device to cause your neighbor's dog to stop
barking.
I had not heard of the device, nor its inventor, Jerry
Howe, but I telephoned, read his website, and told
my graduate that I thought the device was worth a
trial - indeed I shut up the dogs in my neighborhood
by turning on Jerry's supersonic device.
After all we all know that dogs respond to whistles
humans cannot hear, so why not respond to "attaboy"
sounds which humans cannot hear.
My student lived far from my Florida homestead, so
he tried it on the three incredibly savage, hyperactive
and noisy dogs who lived behind a tall fence just 3 feet
back of his bedroom.
Hot rats! The device worked,
Andy got his sleep and I didn't think much of the
matter again.
A few months ago I had new neighbors on each
side of my house, four of them, all with noisy
unshuttupable dogs. Argh!
So I foned Andrew in Virgina, received the intelligence
that his neighbors dogs were still quiet, and then I foned
Jerry Howe, the inventor of Doggie Do Right, who came
to visit me.
Merlin walked into my office.
Jerry is a slender fellow with a belly button lenghth grey
beard tapering down his chest. I liked him immediately,
and I applied his instrument to the neighborhood again
which again became silent.
It occured to me that if this ultrasonic field worked with
dogs that we ought at least to ask the question, what
happens to humans in range of the device???
I asked Jerry to give me a list of customers and began
inquiring among them. One thing became immediately
evident. The Doggie Do Right not only shuts up your
neighbors' dogs, it calms and modifies your husband's behavior.
Holey Moley, Captain Marvel, this device has major potential.
In the meantime Jerry gave me a copy of his Wits End
Dog Training Manual. I was delighted. He also introduced
me to the world of professional dog trainers some of whom
even have Ph.D.s in psychology.
This was not such a delight as it appeared that none
of these luminaries had actually read Skinner, Lazarus
or other fountains of wisdom in psychology. Indeed, it
seemed as though they knew very little about the laws
of behavior at all!
Punishment and confrontation seemed to be their
major stock in trade.
Well, if you go to my website, www.drbiofeedback.com
you can read of the career of Sam Corson, I.P. Pavlov's
last student.
Sam demonstrated that rehabilitation of hyperactive
dogs can easily and readily be done using TLC, tender
loving care is at the root of the scientific management
of doggies.
Pavlov told us so 100 years ago.
So what are these degreed morons doing punishing
dogs, and shouting "NO" into their doggie faces? If
you pick up B.F.Skinner's last book, CUMULATIVE
RECORD, included in it is an essay by Keller Breland
and Maryann Breland entitled THE MISBEHAVIOR OF ORGANISMS.
Skinner deliberately included his students' chapter
to emphasize that you cannot manage the behavior
of animals unless you take into consideration 1. the
animal's evolutionary niche (who is the animal?);
2. the animal's personal history (who is the animal?)
and 3, the instinctive repetoire of the animal (who is
the animal?) and 4. the personality of the animal (who is the
animal?).
The Brelands moved far from the white rat. "Thirty-eight species,
totaling over 6,000 individual animals, have been conditioned, and
we have dared to tackle such unlikely
subjects as reindeer, cockatoos, raccoons, porpoises,
and whales. "
Jerry Howe spends most of his times with dogs, but
he has learned Pavlov's lesson well. Dogs are individuals,
they are individual DOGS, and they respond most directly
and immediately to love and tender loving care.
Read with pleasure, and then go love your dog.
George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D., F.R.S.H.
Who's Who Honoree since 1983
----- Original Message -----
From: George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
To: Andrew
Sent: Friday, September 05, 2003 11:08 AM
Subject: DOGGIE DO RIGHT, wanna join the party?
Andrew, Jerry Howe is here as I type and we have decided to
create a human mellowing branch and to sell the marvel mystery
device. Here is my first draft. What do you think?
George
Friends and colleagues:
A couple of years ago I became interested in Doggy Do Right
(DDR) a sonic device which inhibits barking in your neighbors'
yappy dogs. I tested the instrument and became pleased at the
silence in our neighborhood.
I perused the manual for the DDR which has significant
guidance for loving your own dog so that the wee beast no
longer leaps up on you, howls, whines, tears up your shoes,
escapes, digs holes, spins around, throws up in the car, eats
paper, self-mutilates, fears thunder, suffers when you go to
the store and don't take him, and all the other ills and
behavior problems to which the domesticated dog is prone.
Jerry Howe, the inventor of the DDR, understands doggy
behavior so well he might well have been a student of Sam
Corson (Pavlov's last student who fixed hyperactive dogs, and
started our profession, as well as the profession of "Pet
Facilitated Therapy").
It occured to me that we might put ourselves out of work. If
a sonic device can mellow hyperactive dogs, why wouldn't it do
so for hyperactive kids and neurotic adults?
So, I am inviting a few friends and colleagues to join me in
forming a company, which will lease BABY BE GOOD; HAPPY
BOY; SWEET LITTLE GIRL; MAMA BE MELLOW; PAPA BE
STRONG - these are just first pass names for the device in its
several adjustments. Jerry Howe, genius inventor says you
have to refine the adjustment for .
More than a thousand owners agree that DOGGY DO RIGHT
happifies the dogs next door so they don't bark. DOGGY DO
RIGHT also happifies the dog in your home so that she doesn't
do all the unwanted, unpleasant things that dogs often do.
AND!!! DOGGY DO RIGHT happifies the humans in your
house so that they are more mellow, happy, quiet and not
so dratted obsessive and angry.
Problem here. Is this therapy? If so the poor little silently
singing device needs $4,000,000 to do an FDA study.
THANK GOD! IT ISN'T THERAPY!
It is the same effect that Baroque music has on emotion, learning,
behavior and memory. Baroque music mellows and enhances and
so does DOGGY DO RIGHT.
Of course, these wonderful results have to be proved, by
acceptable means.
=======================
Jerry, don't think I sent this to you. A remarkable success
for DDR - I keep wanting to call it, Doggie Be Good, DBG.
Maybe we ought to try it as an alternate name! Set up your
own competition.
Fondly, George
----- Original Message -----
From: Andy
To: George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
Cc:
Sent: Monday, May 05, 2003 5:19 PM
Subject: Re: Doggie Do Right;
I have to agree with George. I found out about this and asked
George to look into it. Got good results, so I bought one. I
have 6 LOUD dogs outside my back window, chained up all the
time, less than 50 feet behind the house. They used to keep me
up nights until I bought the DDR machine. Now, quiet.
Yes, they bark when someone gets too close at odd hours, but
then they stop. Used to be they would bark for hours. (Their
owner must wonder what happened, I called the cops a couple of
times, but didn't want to drag him into court.)
Andy
At 05:06 PM 5/5/2003 -0400, George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
wrote:
Doggie Do Right; Kitty Will; A Rooster did and a Cockatoo or
two did too.
The inventor is visiting with me. I am severely impressed.
So, I wanna know, do you wish to explore with me the marketing
of this device.
Greg tried the machine out; Andy has one; I can't recall if I
told John about it or not. You'd love the guy, he looks like
Johnie Appleseed before his hair went white, long black
beard, but no bs.
Not defensive at all when I asked the hard questions; a bit of
an idealist when it came to making money, but he's sold a
thousand of the damned things, and has some very solid
references.
I ran his EEG when the instrument was broadcasting and
damn it changed the brainwaves. Hot rats.
I think we could do good, and do well, too.
The point of it is that my evidence is that it will calm down
kids, stop seizures, and mellow out their parents. We have to
prove this, but he already has a psychiatrist with excellent
comments; and me; and sampling his sales will build a lovely
package. 1000 sold already.
I made another trial with new dogs just up the street and the
damned things shut up. The dogs next door have remained
silent since I first tried it a year ago.
What ya think? George
=============================
A non dog owner, Dr. Von, a child psychogist and
biofeedback training specialist, tested my machine
at the request of one of his friends who wanted his
opinion as to the efficacy of my machine. He loves
the concept, as it mirrors his approach to educating
difficult children:
----- Original Message -----
From: George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
Sent: Tuesday, May 07, 2002 3:21 PM
Subject: [GVS]doggydoright
I just had a nice talk with the man who invented
the "doggydoright" device.
If you know someone working at a shelter etc
who wants to quieten the dogs in the neighborhood
then this is an ideal present for them - and he will
sell it at a discount. He sounds like someone we
all know who has no sense at all about money.
Nice, nice man.
"doggydoright" may be obtained from
ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net
I now have four locations at which the thing has worked,
so I recommend it.
Yap yap yap no more! I have zero financial interest in this.
George
============
----- Original Message -----
From: George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
To: Biofeedback Yahoo
Sent: Monday, January 05, 2004 1:11 PM
Subject: doggydoright
Shucks, I mentioned how Jerry Howe, the Puppy
Wizard, teaches how to eliminate the need for
punishment, including time out, and forgot to give
Jerry's website http://www.doggydoright.com
Jerry is a perfect example of teaching using fun,
humor, and effective methods. Pedantic, Jerry
is not.
If your neighbors' animals are driving you crazy,
his ultrasonic device is amazingly effective.
George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D., F.R.S.H.
=============
>
[vbcol=seagreen]
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "psylist" <davegiffen@direcway.com>
> To: <biofeedback@yahoogroups.com>
> Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 6:36 PM
> Subject: [biofeedback] re: time out
>
>
>
>
----- Original Message -----
From: "George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D." <drvonh@mindspring.com>
To: <biofeedback@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Wednesday, January 07, 2004 10:01 AM
Subject: www.doggydoright.com
> Dave, anyone who knows me knows I am
> enormously skeptical of all folk who chose
> to present themselves as Merlin, oops, I
> mean Jerry Howe does.
>
> Well, you can't tell the book by the cover! I wonder
> if any of you are old enough to remember Moondog?
>
> Jerry, free of the influence of any psychology courses,
> may be the most effective practical psychologist there is!
>
> Not only does Jerry's wonderful device calm dogs so
> that your neighbors' canines stop barking all night, I
> am accumulating evidence that your abusive angry
> husband or wife calms down, too.
>
> Shucks, Jerry may just put us all out of business.
>
> I'm awaiting an opinion as to the ethics of putting
> the device on a pole outside a school. Since official
> psychology ignores the device, and all the opinions
> from professors I've derived (except for several who
> used it to shut up their neighbors' dogs) is that
> "it can't work"
>
> doing nothing ought to be ethical, right?
>
> George
>
> P.S., knowing Jerry its probably a bong.
================
----- Original Message -----
From: George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
To: Andrew
Sent: Friday, September 05, 2003 11:08 AM
Subject: DOGGY DO RIGHT, wanna join the party?
Andrew, Jerry Howe is here as I type and we have decided to
create a human mellowing branch and to sell the marvel mystery
device. Here is my first draft. What do you think?
George
Friends and colleagues:
A couple of years ago I became interested in Doggy Do Right
(DDR) a sonic device which inhibits barking in your neighbors'
yappy dogs. I tested the instrument and became pleased at the
silence in our neighborhood.
I perused the manual for the DDR which has significant
guidance for loving your own dog so that the wee beast no
longer leaps up on you, howls, whines, tears up your shoes,
escapes, digs holes, spins around, throws up in the car, eats
paper, self-mutilates, fears thunder, suffers when you go to
the store and don't take him, and all the other ills and
behavior problems to which the domesticated dog is prone.
Jerry Howe, the inventor of the DDR, understands doggy
behavior so well he might well have been a student of Sam
Corson (Pavlov's last student who fixed hyperactive dogs, and
started our profession, as well as the profession of "Pet
Facilitated Therapy").
It occured to me that we might put ourselves out of work. If
a sonic device can mellow hyperactive dogs, why wouldn't it do
so for hyperactive kids and neurotic adults?
So, I am inviting a few friends and colleagues to join me in
forming a company, which will lease BABY BE GOOD; HAPPY
BOY; SWEET LITTLE GIRL; MAMA BE MELLOW; PAPA BE
STRONG - these are just first pass names for the device in its
several adjustments. Jerry Howe, genius inventor says you
have to refine the adjustment for .
More than a thousand owners agree that DOGGY DO RIGHT
happifies the dogs next door so they don't bark. DOGGY DO
RIGHT also happifies the dog in your home so that she doesn't
do all the unwanted, unpleasant things that dogs often do.
AND!!! DOGGY DO RIGHT happifies the humans in your
house so that they are more mellow, happy, quiet and not
so dratted obsessive and angry.
Problem here. Is this therapy? If so the poor little silently
singing device needs $4,000,000 to do an FDA study.
THANK GOD! IT ISN'T THERAPY!
It is the same effect that Baroque music has on emotion, learning,
behavior and memory. Baroque music mellows and enhances and so
does DOGGY
DO RIGHT.
Of course, these wonderful results have to be proved,
by acceptable means.
=======================
Jerry, don't think I sent this to you. A remarkable success
for DDR - I keep wanting to call it, Doggie Be Good, DBG.
Maybe we ought to try it as an alternate name! Set up your
own competition.
Fondly, George
----- Original Message -----
From: Andy
To: George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
Cc:
Sent: Monday, May 05, 2003 5:19 PM
Subject: Re: Doggie Do Right;
I have to agree with George. I found out about this and asked
George to look into it. Got good results, so I bought one. I
have 6 LOUD dogs outside my back window, chained up all the
time, less than 50 feet behind the house. They used to keep me
up nights until I bought the DDR machine. Now, quiet.
Yes, they bark when someone gets too close at odd hours, but
then they stop. Used to be they would bark for hours. (Their
owner must wonder what happened, I called the cops a couple of
times, but didn't want to drag him into court.)
Andy
At 05:06 PM 5/5/2003 -0400,
George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.wrote:
Doggie Do Right; Kitty Will; A Rooster did
and a Cockatoo or two did too.
The inventor is visiting with me. I am severely impressed.
So, I wanna know, do you wish to explore with
me the marketing of this device.
Greg tried the machine out; Andy has one; I can't recall if I
told John about it or not. You'd love the guy, he looks like
Johnie Appleseed before his hair went white, long black
beard, but no bs.
Not defensive at all when I asked the hard questions; a bit of
an idealist when it came to making money, but he's sold a
thousand of the damned things, and has some very solid
references.
I ran his EEG when the instrument was broadcasting and
damn it changed the brainwaves. Hot rats.
I think we could do good, and do well, too.
The point of it is that my evidence is that it will calm down
kids, stop seizures, and mellow out their parents. We have to
prove this, but he already has a psychiatrist with excellent
comments; and me; and sampling his sales will build a lovely
package. 1000 sold already.
I made another trial with new dogs just up the street and the
damned things shut up. The dogs next door have remained
silent since I first tried it a year ago.
What ya think? George
=============================
A non dog owner, Dr. Von, a child psychogist and
biofeedback training specialist, tested my machine
at the request of one of his friends who wanted his
opinion as to the efficacy of my machine. He loves
the concept, as it mirrors his approach to educating
difficult children:
----- Original Message -----
From: George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
Sent: Tuesday, May 07, 2002 3:21 PM
Subject: [GVS]doggydoright
I just had a nice talk with the man who invented
the "doggydoright" device.
If you know someone working at a shelter etc
who wants to quieten the dogs in the neighborhood
then this is an ideal present for them - and he will
sell it at a discount. He sounds like someone we
all know who has no sense at all about money.
Nice, nice man.
"doggydoright" may be obtained from
ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net
I now have four locations at which the thing has worked,
so I recommend it.
Yap yap yap no more! I have zero financial interest in this.
George
============
"misty" <Momisty@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:1199-3BD34D6A-229@storefull-235.iap.bryant.webtv.net...
> Jerry has taken the time to help me out off the NG. I
> have a very loud cockatoo who has been having problems
> adjusting to my 8 month old son.
>
> Joey is learning to walk. He likes to use Buddy's cage
> as a hold on for dear life object.
>
> Buddy wasn't exposed to toddlers prior to Joey.. my
> older two boys went through this stage in a different
> house where Buddy had his own room and the boys had
> only visits, not daily contact 24/7.
>
> Buddy has always been spooked by "tiny" humans. Joey
> has been driving him nuts! He showed his disapproval
> by non-stop screaming.
>
> A cockatoo scream can be heard a block away with
> all the widows shut <g> being in the house it makes
> your ears pop and your nerves crawl.
>
> Jerry sent me Free his DDR. He sent instructions on
> how to use it. He answered my questions quite politely.
> I have been using the DDR in my kitchen ( where Buddy
> is located~ teensy 4 room house) for 3 weeks.
>
> At first I noticed no difference in Buddy's behavior.
> Then I realized after a week that he no longer screamed
> for hours on end. This isn't to say he stopped completely
> <bg> he still demands his share of all meals. But he
> doesn't start screaming at 10 pm when he wants _everyone_
> to go to bed.
>
> Last week he had a day where he screamed all day. My
> nerves were frazzled. I went to turn the DDR up a
> notch per Jerry's instructions.
>
> I discovered the DDR was shut off! I turned it back
> on and left it on the lowest setting. Buddy calmed
> back down and quit screaming.
>
> In the time that I've had the DDR on I've had a lot
> of c*ts come to my house. One I adopted and he's
> quite the sweetie. He's a yellow tiger named Gatomon
> ( means c*t monster) who is very friendly with my kids
> and Zelda.
>
> I may not like how Jerry treats other posters but I
> do like the methods he shares. Being on a limited
> budget I like things that are free. I also like the
> fact that I can e-mail him and get advice whenever
> I need it.
>
> Even my DH who is a technical minded kind of guy
> thinks the DDR is working. ( He went to Devry and
> has a degree in electronics, knows alot about radios
> and anything mechanical... he's a jack of all trades
> around the house <g> ). He does NDT for a living.
> We don't expect to need the DDR forever.. As soon as
> Joey is walking, Buddy will realize that he's not a
> strange animal.. some kind of furless dog or c*t <bg>.
==============================
From: Paul B (NOSPAMpanders@zfree.co.nz)
Subject: Re: Get off the bed... please?
Date: 2001-07-03 03:05:59 PST
A bit of respect works wonders, the same rule applies to
every aspect of the relationship with your dog.
Paul.
--------------------------
The Puppy Wizard sez "A dog is a dog as a child
is a child. They only respond in PREDICTABLE
NORMAL NATURAL INNATE INSTINCTIVE
REFLEXIVE ways to situations and circumstances
of their environment which we create for them.
ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING. Damn The Descartean War of
"Nature Vs Nurture." We Teach By HOWER Words
And Actions And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.
In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH. SAME SAME SAME
SAME, For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.
"Ted Rumple" <rumplemint@kalbar.net> wrote in message
news:30aa784b.0309290208.135e9ab1@posting.google.com...
>
> Jerry, I am forever in your debt. The system you have
> created for training dogs is absolutely amazing!
>
> I can't wait until the new version is available for human
> children!
>
> Thank you for your service to humanity!
ANAL-yize THIS, professor SCRUFF SHAKE:
Here's professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM research
at UofWI marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
"NO!" into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
box for ten minutes contemplation" dermer:
"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.
First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.
How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.
**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************
When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).
"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," marshall
dermer, research professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at
UofWI. For MOORE animal abuse, please visit dr p.
BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!
That's INSANE. Ain't it. So's THIS:
"I'd call the SHOCK fence effective and safe.
Humane is one of those hot words that people
can debate all day so I won't touch that one.
There are people who would call a regular chain
link fence inhumane," liea altshuller.
"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with
you
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not know you will fear.
What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George
"(Also, it is best to killfile posts from
the few regulars here who are either ill-
tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain
ill.),"
--Marshall
The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME is the perfect
synergy of love, pride, desire, self will, greed, ego,
fear, hate, arrogance, disbelief, jealousy, embarrassment,
embellishment, shame, guilt, anger, aversion, attraction,
revulsion, change, permanence, enlightenment, insult,
attrition, and conditioning.
It's the perfect fusion of The Word..., in the physical.
It's time for the dog training industry and the
universities who TEACH "behaiviorists" to DEFEND
THEIR METHODS against 100% NEAR INSTANT TOTAL
SUCCESS as PROVEN by the cHOWENTLESS NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual Student's REPORTS, after
they've TRIED ALL OTHER METHODS and FAILED.
"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress
can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
~ Mohandas Gandhi -- Adapted with permission from
his FREE copy of The Puppy Wizzzard's FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual. <}TPW ; ~ ) >
All truth passes through three stages. First,
it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer
Force training JERRYIZES dogs, and GETS THEM DEAD.
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Marshall Dermer" <dermer@csd.uwm.edu>
> To: "The Puppy Wizard"
> <ThePuppyWizard@earthlink.net> Sent: Friday, July
> 23, 2004 2:53 PM Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
>
>
> Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,
>
> I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
> and now must applaud your attempts to save
> animals from painful training procedures.
>
> You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent,
> who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts to
> alert the world to animal abuse.
>
> We are lucky to have you, and more people should
> come to their senses and support your valuable
> work.
>
> Have you thought of establishing a nonprofit
> charity to fund your important work?
>
> Have you thought about holding a press conference
> so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
> and significant work?
>
> In closing, my only suggestion is that you
> try to keep your messages short for most
> readers may refuse to read a long message
> even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
>
> I wish you well in your endeavors.
>
> --Marshall Dermer
> --------------------------------------
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts
and minds will follow,"
John Wayne.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >
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