| tale_d@40networks.com 2005-09-24, 2:24 pm |
| *****
One amateur video guy, hoping to sell his tape to the afternoon tabloid show
s, simply got on the elevator and, when the door opened on the fourth floor,
sprinted down the hall, yodeling, waving his video camera wildly in hopes t
hat a frame or two would later show Michelle in her bed. He was surprised wh
en the cop stationed at the stairwell popped up in front of him. He was even
more surprised when the cop shot him with a taser. He was given his props f
or the attempt, but went to the slammer anyway.
"What are we doing now, anyway?" Van Doren wanted to know.
"If I keep it here, my entire arm will fall asleep. Ouch. No."
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