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Art Deco

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Ministry of Circle Jerks
Professeur Von TwoSteps, Honest John & Rasta Khan
Kadaitcha Man
not seconded
undecided

This esteemed nomination is now seconded.

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Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Art Deco <art_deco@127.0.0.1>, the destitute wretch and vicious bunghole
bandit who likes demeaning conker wonking with otters, and whose partner
is a charity girl with a displeasing cum dumpster, wrote in
<150320061700087065%art_deco@127.0.0.1>:

> Ministry of Circle Jerks
> Professeur Von TwoSteps, Honest John & Rasta Khan
> Kadaitcha Man


XXXX, I need more coffee. For a minute there you had me considering if I'd
included myself in the nomination.

> not seconded
> undecided
>
> This esteemed nomination is now seconded.




--
sickly cooch; Art Deco in extreme sidewalk-pickup piss action; filthy
anal crippler; clap; trypan; pocket pool; invasive corn buttering; all
forlorn; The Sopornos; pestilent bulldog's lip; throbbing member;
dimple; balls and bat; the goose; rubbing the red pussycat; bang like a
shithouse door in a gale; sapped lung warts; bearded taco; Ben-Hur Over;
bubs; driving the pink love bus into tuna town; hairless wonder; tricked
out nervous nelly; NYPD Goo; clam jousting n. A sexual encounter between
lesbians. Also Velcro fastening.; candle; apple of one's eye; bugle;
whoopee; immoral snake beating; milky way; Everybody Does Raymond;
juicebox; minuscular knobbers; unseemly butter churning; Happy Getsmore;
Babe Art Deco Pussylips & Tits Clamped; voluminous bourneville
boulevard; Art Deco, Horny Interracial Kissing & XXXXing Gay; prairie
oysters; despicable upper deck; Honey, I Blew Everybody!; engorged back
door; gombo; expansive Hawaiian-eye; touching papa's poker; abusive
XXXX-rod; fornicate; bung fodder; carnal engagement; ballocks; Busty
Bdsm Teen Art Deco Gets Pussy Clamps; destructive bone dance; ballsy
female-to-male transgender; plumbing the bottomless pit of passion; wild
carnal engagement; adult movie; uncomfortable cans; fanny magnet n. A
flash car towards the driver of which totty (qv) is attracted.; disused
wedge bone; Riding Miss Daisy; bad reputation; bitchy gay-old-dog; jack
in the orchard; inhuman vinegar stroking; gaping camp coochie; weakened
pimp cane; pants 1. interj. Exclamation of dismay. 2. n. Rubbish;
nonsense; arse. As in: "You're talking pants!".; emotionless anal
crippler; see Art Deco play with street-worker; tiny dumplings; dummy;
my friend; one's load; ram; Art Deco old motorcycle slut gang banged;
whiskerless mommy button; gentle tittler; non-functional yard dogs;
delicate finger warmer; bare charlies; amply endowed; holy poker; nasty
butt-XXXXing; horrid blind eye; unpleasant buffalo gums; play at
itch-buttocks; Art Deco, Tanned Dark Haired Trannies AssXXXX & Jerk;
going all the way; Bruce Allmeaty; constipating belly bump; Art Deco
lovely flea bagger plumper; Art Deco, Classy Blond Tranny Spreading For
XXX Bang; Art Deco, Hitch Hiker Gay Oral & Doggystyle Banging; exotic
mound pounding; drooping sprout; bring someone off; cadaverous
juggernauts; mongolian cluster XXXX; Art Deco, Short Haired Twink Give
Blowjob On Knees; flesh; thrombosed pussyboy; all shaky-shivery; fishing
for kippers; pirate of men's pants euph. Swashbuckling term for your
jolly Rogerer; cock; penis.; lascivious anal sex; Eartha Kitts rhym.
slang Shits; diarrhoea. Also the Brad Pitts.; blow hole; do the
two-backed beast; disgraceful two-legged sword; roger the lodger;
debased magic lamp rubbing; Art Deco, Raunchy Tranny Anus Fingering &
Handjob; gruesome XXXX-passage; Art Deco Horny Gay, Rimjobs & Blowjobs &
XXX XXXXing; Art Deco, Ebony Tranny Outdoor XXXXed In Tight XXX; erotic
sink-the-pink escapades; big hunk of meat; bottom-sucker; whatzis;
plug-tail; inventive dirty deeds; beating the bed flute; berker; tight
wide papaya smile; guided; bikini; auto-fisting; bit of rough : n.
Sexual partner, usually male, from a lower echelon; he who would wipe
his cock on your curtains. e.g. Lady Chatterley's Lover.; endearing
physical; bent; blow chow; sitting on a sock; blue balls; stubby
nippies; walloping great punching bags; jaxy; audition the finger
puppets; run-down Hershey-highway; berry; powerful mammaries; clogging
molly; master of ceremonies; macho Marmite masher; your arse!;
varnished; Pale Obese Mature Amateur Art Deco Fondled Close Up; fall in;
debauched broad boy; bigamist; Aphrodite's Evostick : n. Semen; human
bonding fluid. See also Gloy, glue gun.; ruthless dolphin waxing;
bastille; ring snatching; explicit flounder pounding; burly boychick;
commodious mushy mushy; gaping gleaming mound of venus; vast hairy scar;
biffin bridge n. See barse.; aids terrorist; burn the grass; negligible
nunga-nungas; castrated carumbas; pile-driving jemimas; Art Deco, Blond
Tranny Anal Doggystyle; soft filthy hatchet wound; bad girl; puffy
barking spider; bludgeon the beefsteak; tootsie roll; misshapen man
root; dunny Aus. n. Toilet. Also a popular knickname for someone called
Dunn.; gods revenge; sloppy shit-hole; bedraggled bottle rocket; lean
bulbs; cavernous porthole; and grunt; donkified; beef bayonet euph.
Penis; cock, pork sword; love torpedo.; Art Deco and Muscular beefy man
deeply swallows big hot fresh cock; nasty anal brutality; deviant
bed-pressing; thingummy; enjoy a flesh session; unseemly rump wrangler;
Art Deco, Horny Tanned Blond Tranny Get Butt Banged; bun-boogie;
wretched sucking off; butter and dash; admirate; Art Deco, Gay Police
Officer Gives Head; filthy lovebud; debauched fig fondling; breast
press; furious conjugal rites; assecons; skin flute; lickalotopus n.
Latin name for a tuppence licker (qv) of pre-historic reptilian
proportions.; manhood; Diddle-her on the Roof; Art Deco, Piss Gargling
Blonde Teen Slut Swallows It All; Art Deco, Gay Boys At Home Jerking Off
Hardcore; shitter n. 1. Anus; kakpipe. 2. Lavatory.; bi-gaited;
detestable flap bludgeoning; Art Deco, Mature Oriental Tranny Hardcore
XXX XXXX; hedonistic midget mangling; bitchy witchy week; stunted woody;
How to Screw a Guy in Ten Minutes; A Few Hard Men; garish chocolate
starfish poker; nugging; dank spunk locker; rumpy pumpy n. A polite term
for sexual intercourse used by professional people, vicars etc.; Raunchy
Blond Grandma Art Deco Sucking Cock; nick-nacks; Art Deco, Guys Are
Pissing Over A Black Ebony Babe; stem; odious boinking; bundler; burlap;
erotic circle XXXXs; XXXXX boy; mended; blushing bride; cherry picker;
spanky hanky : n. Jit gel rag; wank sock. Anything used for clearing up
Aphrodite's araldite afterwards.; Art Deco getting XXXXed by boss;
cobbler's; flip-flap; her oil; sexual; totty : n. collective Girls;
fanny. As in: 'Hey, this car's a fanny magnet (qv). Since I bought it
I've been beating off the totty with a shitty stick'. Singular if
prefixed 'a nice bit of'.; all diked; heartless carnal pleasures;
hellish percy punishing; nose miner; sloppy Gary-Glitter; principal
skinner; older cuil?n; disreputable buster mcthunderstick; batty-hole;
Art Deco, dirty freaky-cum-girl piss sucker; lewd manhood touching; Art
Deco nice prostitute posing outdoor; aberrant groin rubbing; shameless
ear sex; nasty dirt-box; give a shot of; immoderate bit of cunt;
ball-bearing stewardess; tree-shaped lollipop; stand-on; Art Deco, Wild
Dominatrix Strap-on Anal Bang Twink; asphyxia; withering dick dock;
chauvering; wide hair pie; buttinsky; hairy pie n. A kipper; Velcro
triangle (qv).; dispassionate stuff-my-muff sessions; conkers; marital
duty; crook; anorexic blackmarket butcher; diseased south mouth;
virulent hairy cream pie; hammering toronjas; grease the; Women in
Black; chaver; barnwell ague; ball wracker; dehydrated dinglehopper;
safe; Rosemary's Booby; Art Deco, Obese Blond Mom With Long Nails Jerks
Cock; saturated bum-hole; diseased cave; heart; naked foster home of
peter the orphan; plumb her depths; mutton gun; indecent come-on boy;
girl-street; bone bag; adventurous bone jumping; bowlegged rimadonna;
dibble; formless excalibur; donkified : adj. The state of the male
genitals on a big cock day (qv).; pears; soaking coochie; vain sphincter
seasel; wounded bangers; erect honkers; slap skins; bludgeon; Art Deco,
Ebony Tranny With Beautiful Body Sucking; Art Deco, Hot Long Haired
Tranny Raunchy Butt XXXXs; winkybag 1. n. A baby's scrotum. 2. n. An
ugly woman who winks a lot.
Double-A

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm


Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Art Deco <art_deco@127.0.0.1>, the destitute wretch and vicious bunghole
> bandit who likes demeaning conker wonking with otters, and whose partner
> is a charity girl with a displeasing cum dumpster, wrote in
> <150320061700087065%art_deco@127.0.0.1>:
>
>
> XXXX, I need more coffee.



Good thing you have a coffee boy at hand!

Double-A

Peter J Ross

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

On Wed, 15 Mar 2006 17:00:08 -0700, Art Deco <art_deco@127.0.0.1>
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> Ministry of Circle Jerks
> Professeur Von TwoSteps, Honest John & Rasta Khan
> Kadaitcha Man
> not seconded
> undecided
>
> This esteemed nomination is now seconded.


And, while you're here, O mighty FNVW, Kelly Conlon's nomination of
Google Groups for Golden Killfile is also hereby seconded. No source
of Usenet posts has provided so little that was worth reading since
the great days of AOL.

My apologies to the small number of GG exceptions.


PJR :-)
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Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Double-A <double-a@hush.ai>, the hideous itinerant and three-chinned bog
queen who likes shocking interfemoral intercourse with cutworms, and
whose partner is a woman of the night with a dank gutted hamster, wrote
in <1142468324.497355.139420@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
>
> Good thing you have a coffee boy at hand!
>
> Double-A


Are you a saucerhead or a snuhtard? Or both?



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Art Deco

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Kadaitcha Man <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote:

>Art Deco <art_deco@127.0.0.1>, the destitute wretch and vicious bunghole
>bandit who likes demeaning conker wonking with otters, and whose partner
>is a charity girl with a displeasing cum dumpster, wrote in
><150320061700087065%art_deco@127.0.0.1>:
>
>
>XXXX, I need more coffee. For a minute there you had me considering if I'd
>included myself in the nomination.


Heh, I just clipped it out of the noms page, and because it was too
long for a line, I changed the tabs to newlines. Sorry.[vbcol=seagreen]
>

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renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
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Art Deco

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Double-A <double-a@hush.ai> wrote:

>Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
>
>Good thing you have a coffee boy at hand!


Gosh darn! A saucerhead with a coffee boy lame right at hand!
>
>Double-A
>


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renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief
Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Art Deco <art_deco@127.0.0.1>, the destitute wretch and vicious bunghole
> bandit who likes demeaning conker wonking with otters, and whose partner
> is a charity girl with a displeasing cum dumpster, wrote in
> <150320061700087065%art_deco@127.0.0.1>:
>
>
> XXXX, I need more coffee. For a minute there you had me considering if I'd
> included myself in the nomination.

Yes. More coffee is a fine idea.

May I suggest a twin serving of Expresso Grande ?

Cordially,

RL

Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@gmail.com>, the hairy derelict and
unblushing pole smoker who likes adventurous flounder pounding with
echidnas, and whose partner is a hot-baby with a nasty puter, wrote in
<1142470977.008484.228850@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com>:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Yes. More coffee is a fine idea.
>
> May I suggest a twin serving of Expresso Grande ?


I just made a fine, double Arabica espresso, so no, you may not suggest a
twin serving of Expresso Grande.

FYI, that was typed at 340 words per minute.



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not make a profit from it or include the post in commercial publications
without written permission from the Prime Minister of Hutt Province; other
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deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts are subject to change without
notice; posts are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to
actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental;
hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or
spindle; do not pass go; do not collect $200; your mileage may vary; no
substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; the post is void where
prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; the post is provided "as is"
without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities;
not liable for damages due to use or misuse; an equal opportunity abuse
employer; no shoes, no shirt; quantities are limited while supplies last; if
defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself but return to an
authorised post service centre; caveat emptor; read at your own risk;
parental advisory - explicit words; text may contain material some readers
may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; not suitable for
children; not suitable for adults; not for human consumption; keep away from
sunlight, pets and small children; limit one-per-family; no money down; no
purchase necessary; to approved purchasers only; facsimiles are acceptable
in South Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some assembly
required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no
preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be required
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Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@gmail.com>, the hairy derelict and
> unblushing pole smoker who likes adventurous flounder pounding with
> echidnas, and whose partner is a hot-baby with a nasty puter, wrote in
> <1142470977.008484.228850@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com>:
>
>
> I just made a fine, double Arabica espresso, so no, you may not suggest a
> twin serving of Expresso Grande.
>
> FYI, that was typed at 340 words per minute.

Slow computer or slow script ?

Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@gmail.com>, the enfeebled deadbeat and
limp-wristed fudge packer who likes indecent rooting with spiders, and
whose partner is a hey-hey-hussy with a hairless cathouse, wrote in
<1142472170.517061.218580@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Slow computer or slow script ?


Fast fingers.



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Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@gmail.com>, the enfeebled deadbeat and
> limp-wristed fudge packer who likes indecent rooting with spiders, and
> whose partner is a hey-hey-hussy with a hairless cathouse, wrote in
> <1142472170.517061.218580@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:
>
>
> Fast fingers.

Do you use your toes as well ?

Kali

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

In article <xmq4zs$5gu$d@wounded-nippies.org.uk>, posted Thu, 16
Mar 2006 07:11:37 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-
big-black-XXX.com says...

>Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@gmail.com>, the enfeebled deadbeat and
>limp-wristed fudge packer who likes indecent rooting with spiders, and
>whose partner is a hey-hey-hussy with a hairless cathouse, wrote in
><1142472170.517061.218580@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:
>
>
>Fast fingers.


*faint*

Kali
--
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
- Ralph Gerard
Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@gmail.com>, the pitiful gypsy and
unemployed pervert who likes indiscriminate piss pipe playing with
chimpanzees, and whose partner is a bit of mutton with a gaping bone
yard, wrote in <1142472669.963882.7280@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Do you use your toes as well ?


No. Last time I tried that, I got syphilis of the big toe and the girl ended
up with athlete's vagina.



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Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Raving Loonie wrote:
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Do you use your toes as well ?

You will never know until you actually try it ...

nevertheless, it *might* help speed things up a bit ?

Cordially,

RL

Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Kali wrote:
> In article <xmq4zs$5gu$d@wounded-nippies.org.uk>, posted Thu, 16
> Mar 2006 07:11:37 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-
> big-black-XXX.com says...
>
>
> *faint*

Do you make all the girls swoon like that ?

Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Kali <kali@lart.com>, the beady-eyed transient and jazzy sparkle jockey
who likes sadistic nut squeezing with coffin flies, and whose partner is
a hot-bod with a noxious hairy mary, wrote in
<dvafkq$d2u$7@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

> In article <xmq4zs$5gu$d@wounded-nippies.org.uk>, posted Thu, 16
> Mar 2006 07:11:37 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-
> big-black-XXX.com says...
>
>
> *faint*


<licks eyebrows>



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Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com>, the
piss-stained loafer and castrated turd trapper who likes pitiless pocket
pool with tarantulas, and whose partner is a common woman with a tender
prick pit, wrote in
<1142473531.874215.62820@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>:

> Kali wrote:
> Do you make all the girls swoon like that ?


In my youth, yes. Word apparently got out to the local female population
about what I could do with my tongue and a free hand. Nowadays I'm a bit
more mellow.



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Raving Loonie and Muscle meaty men penetrating to the end of the world;
zoinkering; blood-thirsty rough-riding; lapper n. A musician who plays
the pink oboe (qv) a hairy pie eater (qv).; play in the hay; dull clown;
aberrant dick sucking; blue boy; arbor vitae; alvinolagnia; sloppy
vertical grimace; chest bunnies; supple gay caballero; grinding;
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purple helmet n. Pink Darth Vader's headgear; bobbies helmet; bell end;
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Raving Loonie, Nude Blond Latin Tranny XXXXed Anal 3some; audacious
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gas. Also silent but violent.; admirer; afterbirth; Babe Raving Loonie
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bring someone off; Raving Loonie geriatric sister-of-the-night spreads
buttcheeks; destructive dick sucking; kinky groin rubbing; instrumentum
erectum; repulsive cane varnishing; bracket face; knocking shop : n.
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meat mart.; strong family jewels; apron husband; window; unhappy
chocolate-eye; bulldog eating porridge euph. The vagina in the aftermath
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been eating porridge again".; perished bulbs; Raving Loonie, Horny
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strip; perverse fornication; shrivelled kielbasa; bazooka shooter; dip
one's bill
Kali

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

In article <wdz9b0$09k$3@embryonic-taxi-finders.net.nz>, posted
Thu, 16 Mar 2006 07:39:04 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-
you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com says...

>Kali <kali@lart.com>, the beady-eyed transient and jazzy sparkle jockey
>who likes sadistic nut squeezing with coffin flies, and whose partner is
>a hot-bod with a noxious hairy mary, wrote in
><dvafkq$d2u$7@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
>
><licks eyebrows>


*keels over*

Kali
--
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
- Ralph Gerard
Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Kali <kali@lart.com>, the skinny sponger and blunt chutney ferret who
likes crude bone dancing with domestic cats, and whose partner is a minx
with a displeasing everlasting gobstuffer, wrote in
<dvagv0$d2u$10@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

> In article <wdz9b0$09k$3@embryonic-taxi-finders.net.nz>, posted
> Thu, 16 Mar 2006 07:39:04 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-
> you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com says...
>
>
> *keels over*


<aside>
Damn! She's suction-stuck to the chair.



--
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oblisk; big silk igloo; hellish rooting; scrawny tangerines; loves
sensitive; dull sperm spitter; chesty; bald cornhole; Kali, Twink
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type of arse feta (qv).; play the pink oboe v. To perform oral sex on a
man. Usually homophobic. As in: "I didn't know Michael Barrymore played
the pink oboe".; denuded birdy; tittering female man; Montezuma's
revenge n. Diarrhoea; Tijuana cha-cha (qv).; deviant connubial
pleasures; donkey; whatsus; buzz kill; flop; do somebody; ride the great
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See also Gert Stonkers.; play at tops-and-bottoms; broken down
back-slit; withered loblollies; modest cunt-stretcher; get wild; Babe
Kali Blindfolded & Nipples Clamped; rough; sea monster See swamp
donkey.; arse cooler; diseased shitter; throwaway biscuit bandit; kaput
satan's love pillows; steam room; weedy heavy hitter; forbidden zone;
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checking into the red roof inn; run-down dirt-box; Kali, Sexy Average
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cute split; jizz-drinking mince; badido; engorged piss flaps; Mature
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pretty loose-legged woman loves butt-plunging with fist and dildo. Give
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shape of said island to a muff.; Babe Kali Gives Blowjob For Mouthful
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sucking; twanger; merciless sexual intercourse; bazoo; baby gravy :
euphemism. Semen; smegma. Also baby bullion.; Kali, Obese Woman Having
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dragon draining; angel food; Kali, Tranny Bend Over Hardcore Anus
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boy-pussy; naked Stinkhole-Bay; underprivileged spheres; sunday clothes;
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Kali, Pretty AssXXXXed Hooker Gives Blowjob; violent nifty
Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com>, the
> piss-stained loafer and castrated turd trapper who likes pitiless pocket
> pool with tarantulas, and whose partner is a common woman with a tender
> prick pit, wrote in
> <1142473531.874215.62820@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>:
>
>
> In my youth, yes. Word apparently got out to the local female population
> about what I could do with my tongue and a free hand. Nowadays I'm a bit
> more mellow.

Uhmm ...

It's implicit that you didn't have a free hand.

(inquires hesitantly) ~~~> What was your other hand preoccupied with ?

Cordially,

RL

Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the griping grifter
and zit-faced quince who likes abusive pocket pinball with baboons, and
whose partner is a playmate with a shaven fur burger, wrote in
<1142475257.717972.244970@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Uhmm ...
>
> It's implicit that you didn't have a free hand.
>
> (inquires hesitantly) ~~~> What was your other hand preoccupied with ?


The girl's mother.



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Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the griping grifter
> and zit-faced quince who likes abusive pocket pinball with baboons, and
> whose partner is a playmate with a shaven fur burger, wrote in
> <1142475257.717972.244970@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>:
>
>
> The girl's mother.

So was this also your technique for achieving a free hand at the
outset?

I can forsee situations wherein it was problematic.

Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the piss-stained
panhandler and gaunt flute player who likes degenerate facials with
peacocks, and whose partner is a town-tramp with a swollen beefgina,
wrote in <1142475998.792659.124660@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> So was this also your technique for achieving a free hand at the
> outset?
>
> I can forsee situations wherein it was problematic.


Go on then, forsee.



--
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dirty deeds; kazongas; glaring post-surgical transsexual; blow ones
groceries; beddy; disgraceful load dropping; lesbiany (lez-bee-uh-nee) :
adj. Appertaining to lesbianism. For example, in a rub-a-tug shop (qv)
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goodies
Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the piss-stained
> panhandler and gaunt flute player who likes degenerate facials with
> peacocks, and whose partner is a town-tramp with a swollen beefgina,
> wrote in <1142475998.792659.124660@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>:
>
>
> Go on then, forsee.

Alright...

In some cases, the mother might be incapable of arousing your interest.

At other times, the mother may be insistent upon you keeping a hand '
free '.

Occasionally, you might have had no alternative, but to lend a helping
hand to satisfy the girl's father. ... Yuk!


Moreover, heaven forbid ...
What if the girls, grand parents should become involved!

Add in more distant relatives and you will eventually run out of
apendages and orifices by which to maintain control over the situation.
Somebody is going to end up being resentful. What then Kadaitcha
Octopus?

Am I missing something?

Cordially,

RL

Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the anorexic
moocher and large butchfemme who likes erotic face XXXXing with capuchin
monkeys, and whose partner is a motorcycle slut with a debilitated
pussy, wrote in <1142477123.848554.13430@j52g2000cwj.googlegroups.com>:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Alright...
>
> In some cases, the mother might be incapable of arousing your
> interest.


Your admission to not having sufficient imagination is noted.

> At other times, the mother may be insistent upon you keeping a hand '
> free '.


Why?

> Occasionally, you might have had no alternative, but to lend a helping
> hand to satisfy the girl's father. ... Yuk!


Your admission to having an insufficient but very sick imagination is noted.

> Moreover, heaven forbid ...
> What if the girls, grand parents should become involved!
>
> Add in more distant relatives and you will eventually run out of
> apendages and orifices by which to maintain control over the
> situation. Somebody is going to end up being resentful. What then
> Kadaitcha Octopus?
>
> Am I missing something?


Yes.



--
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rear-end; roundhead n. A pink Darth Vadar (qv) after the surgical
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club.; Raving Loonie, Dirty Brunette Tranny Assbanging Outdoor; Raving
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in-and-out; sturdy perv; anatomically correct; end of sentence; old
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rites of spring; choozies Aus. n. Tits; breasts.; disappointing
wind-tunnel; weeny twin-lovelies; Dickman and Throbbin' Hood;
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off; spiritless meat skewer; get through; Plymouth Argyles rhym. slang
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defecatorium; Raving Loonie and Muscular gay men having hot XXX XXXXing
on the desk; piteous twangers; whiff of lavender euph. Suspicion of a
beard (qv) bride. As in: "I don't know about Edward. There's a whiff of
lavender about that marriage".; yawning jiz junky; ripe rib cushions;
ceaseless humpin' and bumpin'; well-hung; comfortable split; Raving
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Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the anorexic
> moocher and large butchfemme who likes erotic face XXXXing with capuchin
> monkeys, and whose partner is a motorcycle slut with a debilitated
> pussy, wrote in <1142477123.848554.13430@j52g2000cwj.googlegroups.com>:
>
>
> Your admission to not having sufficient imagination is noted.

Your ' lack of standard' is noted.


>
> Why?

You may not be as good as you *think* and/or the mother might be
selfish and/or jealous and/or insecure.

Your lack of techinque is noted.



>
> Your admission to having an insufficient but very sick imagination is noted.

The concept of 'insufficient but very sick imagination' is an oxymoron.

Perhaps, you were intending to say that I was incapable of being
unimaginative.

Your insensitivity is noted.

>
>
> Yes.

Rover?

Cordially,

RL

Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

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Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the old scrounger
and terror-stricken bum-buggerer who likes cold-hearted hand work with
tadpoles, and whose partner is a short-heeled-wench with a withering
gouge, wrote in <1142481690.982917.166570@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Your ' lack of standard' is noted.


Monkey see, monkey do.

> You may not be as good as you *think* and/or the mother might be
> selfish and/or jealous and/or insecure.
>
> Your lack of techinque is noted.


Monkey see, monkey do.

[vbcol=seagreen]
> The concept of 'insufficient but very sick imagination' is an
> oxymoron.


Rubbish.

> Perhaps, you were intending to say that I was incapable of being
> unimaginative.


Rubbish.

> Your insensitivity is noted.



You got one right. here, have a kewpie doll.

> Rover?


Whatever floats your boat, but don't you think Fido is a more suitable name
for a dog?

> Cordially,
>
> RL




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pattie; repugnant sexual traumas; stuff it; stumpy funny man; Raving
Loonie's monster buttocks wants your huge cock; shoot between wind and
water; indiscriminate sink-the-pink escapades; ambisexuality; immodest
ziggy-wiggling; ineffectual speed-bumps; kinky rocket polishing; chunky;
sopping-wet back-hole; formless flapdoodle; horrid frothing gash;
stunted vomit rod; timeworn light in the loafers; ace XXXX; become man
and wife; narrow draggy-udders; lobcock; weakly flotation devices;
superdick; soaking dent; hammering meat musket; pox : n. Venereal
disease, specifically syphilis.; pendulum; smeg; sordid bull session
Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the old scrounger
> and terror-stricken bum-buggerer who likes cold-hearted hand work with
> tadpoles, and whose partner is a short-heeled-wench with a withering
> gouge, wrote in <1142481690.982917.166570@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>:
>
>
> Monkey see, monkey do.

Copies. ... merely adopts the local product.

Your lack of self-esteem is noted.

>
> Monkey see, monkey do.

... learns well. Quick study.

You have won a prize book

Castration : An Abbreviated History of Western Manhood (Hardcover)
http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0415927854/

Looks interesting, actually. I haven't a clue as to how you feel about
the topic. I can only assume that you have come to terms with the
situation. ( should there be one ... )

Hence, I cannot make any presupposition, one way or the other.
IME, to do so, would be a mistake and disrespectful.


>
>
> Rubbish.

Exactly. That's what most people would say ...

Oxymorons are rubbish.

Personally, I consider the oxymoron to be incredibly effective for
exploring perspective and perception. IMO, it is the finest of
perceptual constructs.

>
>
> Rubbish.
>
>
>
> You got one right. here, have a kewpie doll.

Liar. Wisdom of maturity, maybe ....

Insensitive? No way.


>
> Whatever floats your boat, but don't you think Fido is a more suitable name
> for a dog?

In Australia !
.. and there I go thinking that every dog was called, Dingo.

So would you prefer, ' Bowser ' ?

Footnote:

You most definitely have a way with words Kadaitcha Man.

I also noticed by looking at the 'charmed' NG that, Aussie aboriginals,
as a whole, seem to have a way with words and perspective;
notwhithstanding that you 'stand out' remarkably in that skill.

It quite startles me ( .. as in I didn't expect that such a sort
of thing might be so. )

I also find it peculiar and perplexing in another very significant way.

Assuming such, Australian aboriginals are very effective with language
and verbal expression and, pervesely in strong contrast to the
Australian reputation for truncted linguisitic ability.

Result: ... The average Australian aborigine comes across as being
better 'educated' and more intelligent than the average Australian
non-aborigone. I *cannot* fathom the effect that must have on cross
cultural attitudes.

Amazing. Wonderful. Weird. ... it simply blows my mind.

Cordially,

RL

Lionel

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

On Thu, 16 Mar 2006 06:22:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> opined:

>Double-A <double-a@hush.ai>, the hideous itinerant and three-chinned bog
>queen who likes shocking interfemoral intercourse with cutworms, and
>whose partner is a woman of the night with a dank gutted hamster, wrote
>in <1142468324.497355.139420@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>:
>
>
>Are you a saucerhead or a snuhtard? Or both?


Looking at it's recent foam-outs, I'd classify it as a fully-fledged,
auto-castrating, koolaid-poisoning saucer-loon who's taken so many
anal probes that it's rectum makes that of Goatse Man look as tight as
the arse of a Mafia Godfather's virgin daughter.
--
W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------
Twittering One

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Velcro unfastening ...

I like that one.

Bookman

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

On Thu, 16 Mar 2006 07:55:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote:

>Kali <kali@lart.com>, the skinny sponger and blunt chutney ferret who
>likes crude bone dancing with domestic cats, and whose partner is a minx
>with a displeasing everlasting gobstuffer, wrote in
><dvagv0$d2u$10@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
>
><aside>
>Damn! She's suction-stuck to the chair.


<Passes teh spatula. >

ESL!

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Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com>, the bald-headed itinerant and tongue-tied
butthole surfer who likes abhorrent carnal pleasures with road runners,
and whose partner is a commercial sex worker with a luscious twat
waffle, wrote in <vdvh1259jk1c5itq8316465odp1rr6lnok@4ax.com>:

> On Thu, 16 Mar 2006 06:22:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> opined:
>
>
> Looking at it's recent foam-outs, I'd classify it as a fully-fledged,
> auto-castrating, koolaid-poisoning saucer-loon who's taken so many
> anal probes that it's rectum makes that of Goatse Man look as tight as
> the arse of a Mafia Godfather's virgin daughter.


I take it you haven't met many Maria's then.



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shit; defecate; sink the Bismarck (qv), build a log cabin (qv), crimp
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of Africa : n. The unfortunate stain left on the bed sheet and often the
mattress below after an exchange of bodily fluids. Also map of Ireland.;
Dirty Grandma Lionel Giving Blowjob On Sofa FFM; period drama n. To
describe the moody and eratic behaviour of women at times of PMT.;
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love nuts; high-heeled sperm burper; spoiled purple-helmeted snot nazi;
bad sex; roger the lodger; beetle bonnet euph. Female pubic mound, esp.
shaven. From the popular VW car.; pat and mick; blind alley; pokers;
love-wand; cobblers; enormous quick shot sam; intercourse; salmon canyon
n. The area beyond the beef curtains (qv); that boat crewed by the bald
man (qv); fanny.; deplorable fornication; ravenous intimate relations;
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injurious knee benders
Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the drawling
derelict and screaming snake charmer who likes shameless dicky-whacking
with baboons, and whose partner is a loose-gowned woman with a narrow
putang, wrote in <1142488633.316868.77490@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>:

> Personally, I consider the oxymoron to be incredibly effective for
> exploring perspective and perception.


Let me know when you strike pay-dirt.



--
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upon their own bell end (qv); a wanker.; tasteless zallywhacking; beard
: n. 1. Ancient Hairy pie; mapatasi. 2. Recent A woman married to a gay
man in order to conceal his true sexuality. As in: 'Do you reckon that
Sophie's a beard then, or what?' See also whiff of lavender, frock.;
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From the name of the rub-a-tug shop (qv) landlord in the film Personal
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Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Bookman <thebookman@kc.rr.comNULL>, the nauseating vagrant and
tragicomical pre-operative transsexual who likes emotionless acts with
sharks, and whose partner is a hussy with a shabby lobster claw, wrote
in <a22i12htci01n7d3477ohjmubksji5l787@4ax.com>:

> On Thu, 16 Mar 2006 07:55:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote:
>
>
> <Passes teh spatula. >


Sorry. Need crowbar.



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clipped dick; irrigate; bruised cave; hairy cup See hairy doughnut.;
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fitbin interj. A brand new and extremely rude swearword invented by
Sweary Mary for the purpose of annoying WHSmiths.; nefarious sissy sex;
Bookman dripped goo on my face; monstrous inner-sanctum; stick it;
Bookman the call girl needs hot man meat; deplorable sink-the-pink
escapades; wizened big floppin' jugs; snatch n. Quim; vagina.; Bookman,
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Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the drawling
> derelict and screaming snake charmer who likes shameless dicky-whacking
> with baboons, and whose partner is a loose-gowned woman with a narrow
> putang, wrote in <1142488633.316868.77490@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>:
>
>
> Let me know when you strike pay-dirt.

I'll sleep on it.

Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

From : "Kadaitcha Man" <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com>
Message-ID : <2i0djh$02u$v@loose-garbanzos.org.uk>


>Are you a saucerhead or a snuhtard? Or both?




The fact that you are a Lebo makes that answer moot

Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

From : Art Deco <art_deco@127.0.0.1>
Message-ID : <150320061745079009%art_deco@127.0.0.1>


>Heh, I just clipped it out of the noms page



hahahahahahaha, it's that white San Francisco white moustache
of yours that needs to be clipped


But thanks for going to all that trouble and thinking about
me while *I* am being ignored



obtw. pissoff you little ugly prick

Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

From : "Kadaitcha Man" <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com>
Message-ID : <4j4da7$xhi$5@surging-mangos.org.nz>



>I just made a fine, double Arabica espresso





*Stoopid* Lebo, did you have a towel wrapped around your
head while you drank your double Arabica espresso ?


How's the fully sic Manaro going huh ?



Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. wrote:
> From : Art Deco <art_deco@127.0.0.1>
> Message-ID : <150320061745079009%art_deco@127.0.0.1>
>
>
>
>
> hahahahahahaha, it's that white San Francisco white moustache
> of yours that needs to be clipped
>
>
> But thanks for going to all that trouble and thinking about
> me while *I* am being ignored
>
>
>
> obtw. pissoff you little ugly prick

Fat, too.

Bookman

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

On Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:44:35 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote:

>Bookman <thebookman@kc.rr.comNULL>, the nauseating vagrant and
>tragicomical pre-operative transsexual who likes emotionless acts with
>sharks, and whose partner is a hussy with a shabby lobster claw, wrote
>in <a22i12htci01n7d3477ohjmubksji5l787@4ax.com>:
>
>
>Sorry. Need crowbar.


<passes teh crowbar, rig teh chain hoist, just in case>

ESL!

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Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Bookman <thebookman@kc.rr.comNULL>, the grossly fat ne'er-do-well and
yapping arse-goblin who likes hard-core hammer slammin' with locusts,
and whose partner is a nympho with a bulging orchid boat, wrote in
<c48i125kqkj14gj3940dmv5onsr8pnpv0a@4ax.com>:

> On Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:44:35 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote:
>
>
> <passes teh crowbar, rig teh chain hoist, just in case>


Ah! This ought to do it... http://tinyurl.com/f2c3o



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Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Bookman <thebookman@kc.rr.comNULL>, the grossly fat ne'er-do-well and
> yapping arse-goblin who likes hard-core hammer slammin' with locusts,
> and whose partner is a nympho with a bulging orchid boat, wrote in
> <c48i125kqkj14gj3940dmv5onsr8pnpv0a@4ax.com>:
>
>
> Ah! This ought to do it... http://tinyurl.com/f2c3o

Hold on there. ....

You complained about that vacuum lock, 4 hours ago!

Twittering One

2006-03-22, 3:58 pm

Fast fingers.
Do you use your toes as well ?

Toes need toasting ~ !

Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the gibbering
moocher and mincing dirt-tamper who likes disgraceful extramarital
affairs with tarantulas, and whose partner is a freewheeling-femme with
a dank dyke snack, wrote in
<1142498953.308138.279920@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Hold on there. ....
>
> You complained about that vacuum lock, 4 hours ago!


And?



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Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the gibbering
> moocher and mincing dirt-tamper who likes disgraceful extramarital
> affairs with tarantulas, and whose partner is a freewheeling-femme with
> a dank dyke snack, wrote in
> <1142498953.308138.279920@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:
>
>
> And?

Isn't there some easier way of breaking the suction?

Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the worn-out
riffraff and unseemly anal ninja who likes lurid strolls down Cadbury
avenue with horned toads, and whose partner is a prostitute with a
depilated kit-kat, wrote in
<1142499625.750739.18280@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Isn't there some easier way of breaking the suction?


Maybe an atomic bomb.



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Fat Dick On Bed; ghoulish chumino; Raving Loonie, dirty midnight cowboy
piss sucker; blanket hornpipe; num-nums; wide porksicle; parting the
pink sea; play at all fours; Raving Loonie, Innocent Gay Boy Gets Tight
XXX XXXXed; having sex; meat and two potatoes; Raving Loonie, Obese
Brunette Posing Topless In Panties; auntie queen; naked brown-berry;
bigamist; Japanese flag : n. Appearance of the arsehole when blighted by
ring sting (qv). As in: 'Aaagh! Ooyah! I'm sitting on a Japanese flag'.;
the church; graceless hole-filler; get it off with; substandard
creamery; gaping crave cave; immense conill; wild nob-a-jobs; act of
shame; hitting; wonder; jolly ride; driving the pink love bus into tuna
town; zipperfish n. Penis; trouser trout; underpant eel, etc.; alphonse;
woman's beef; bogy; sawed-off pulsating throat clogger; sack o' nuts;
areola; slab-sided tires; bank; beat a trick; indecent pocket pool;
oversized tetties; deviant couch rugby; old mr. wiggles; bracelet
cockring; ugly little dog dick; horizontal relaxation; immoral knobbers;
offensive hoo-hoos; good foot; tender bone; relentless blow jobs; tight
cootch; rumpy-dumpy; Raving Loonie, amateur drunk hay-bag showing off
naked; the legs off; blue flame; mark of the beast; degrading pussy
bumping; sloppy chocolate-buttonhole; naked Hollywood uterus; gaunt
jibs; terrible bum bandit; lesser baby-pillows; mapatasi (ma-pa-ta-zee)
euph. Aus. Minge. As in: "Show us yer mapatasi, Sheila". abbr. Map of
Tasmania. From the similarity in shape of said island to a muff.;
upstairs; bruise the fruit; autoscopophilia; Lust of the Mohicans; too
wet to plow; grievous sexual traumas; Deep End With Some Lotion; John
Thomas n. The pet name by which Lady Chatterley's lover (on the level
gardener Mellor) famously referred to his pink hoe, in the famous saucy
book.; sodden fur burger; baggette; large fifth-point-of-contact;
another thing; pestilent marmite-motorway; hammering bubbas; withering
eye-of-the-XXX; Raunchy Orgy Grandma Raving Loonie In Glasses Suck
Dicks; enormous kazoo; cold-hearted knob-jobbing; hedonistic butt
pirate; wanting whore monger; bit of rumpty-tumpty; brush teeth; Raving
Loonie and Muscle model shows his sexy underware and his cock; bald bone
yard; malignant hairy chequebook; uninspirational mama's boy; tin-canned
poof; arse cooler; doddering single-bore mayonnaise pistol;
bare-skinned; despicable give-the-ferret-a-run fun times; skinny
tattoo-queen; merrymaker; penisize; puny chest-puppies; skin-headed
snake charmer; hurtful carnal pleasures; bowsprit; heartless jerk off
time trials; Tales from the Clit; dickie; XXXXXXX liaisons officer;
pitiful goo pipe; adventurous bed sports; biting daddy; boink;
uncomfortable everlasting gob-dropper; sordid wrinkle ironing; lobster;
hamburger shot n. A rear view in a pornographic magazine in which the
beef curtains (qv) are visible.; smooth furburger; harpoon; A Clockwork
Orgy; soaking kazoo; bearded clam; Plymouth Argyles rhym. slang Piles.
From the famous Plymouth football club.; pills n. Pods; knackers (qv).;
around; Cute Teen Raving Loonie In Gangbang Gets Mouthful; blimp;
aberrant yogurt making; stick it; air biscuit : n. Fart; botty burp.
Floating body of trouser gas; as in 'Could you open a window. I think
somebody has launched an air biscuit'.; slimy; humpty dance; quailing
pole smoker; Raving Loonie, Tranny Babe Blowjob Hardcore; hairy shemale;
batti; anat; degenerate anal fisting; diddling; beater; wasted flange;
butt tape; cum loving gina la salsa; Raving Loonie, Sexy Oriental Chick
Hairy Snatch Pissing; toxic barking-spider; immoderate anal-rape
fantasies; bunny rub; Raving Loonie, Gay Anal And Oral Hardcore; toss v.
1. To wank. 2. To flip pancakes during cooking.; fart; park the fudge v.
To shit; pass a stool; crimp off a length.; biscuit-bandit; Raving
Loonie, Cheating Wife Outdoor Pissing & Shows Cunt; bat off; thirsty
snatch pointer; closefisted slap 'n tickle; oppressed veinous maximus;
peaked johnny come early; dirty middle leg; bizarre booty-buffer; botany
bay; butting the bead; holy week; batman and robin; narrow porthole;
bulling; Raving Loonie and Gorgeous super model hunks secretly dicking
XXX deep; disgraceful XXXX-my-brains-out sessions; vitamin f; titters;
crank; bulging blind eye; tormented turd farmer; broke her knees; butt
basher; headers; moist yeast pocket; blit; dingo; bun-bun; wurst;
teapot-shaped fancy man; make out with; kettledrums; timid molly-mop;
bazaar; snuggle pups; beady-eyed stem-wheeler; jiggery pokery; broad
lactoids; horse collar; plump finocchio; blown; nubbing; inoperable mr.
happy; sick love cushions; Raving Loonie, Gay Boy Sucks And XXXXs;
apotemnophilia; beige; Raving Loonie, Tanned Gay Bear Get Mouth XXXXed
On Knees; dust the duvet v. To bash the bishop, especially at bedtime.;
dowdy hootchie pop; Raving Loonie, Nude Black Gay Suck Cock & AssXXXX
Outdoor; crack a fat; teutonic horse's hoof; cooz; baldwin; half
leapfrog : v. To have sex in the doggies (qv) position.; delicate XXXX
passage; dance the sheets; debilitated furby; Raving Loonie, Trannies
Big Tits Hardcore XXXXing Outdoor; disordered hole cork; vulgar backseat
mambo; turn up one's tail; beetle bonnet euph. Female pubic mound, esp.
shaven. From the popular VW car.; polish your rocket; clammy Hollywood
uterus; nether throat : n. In farting, the poot chute; botty bugle; as
in 'Pardon me while I clear my nether throat'.; Raving Loonie, Tanned
Blond Tranny AssXXXXed & Cumming
Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

From : Bookman <thebookman@kc.rr.comNULL>
Message-ID : <c48i125kqkj14gj3940dmv5onsr8pnpv0a@4ax.com>


>
><passes teh crowbar, rig teh chain hoist, just in case>




Put it away fellahs

DDNos)-Kali is a dried up 'ol matronly cornstork, she's
way past snail tracking on any chair


Kadaitcha the Lebo likes them old and in day robes, it
reminds him of his heritage




Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm


Twittering One wrote:
> Fast fingers.
> Do you use your toes as well ?
>
> Toes need toasting ~ !

Would socks help?

Twittering One

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

What kind of socks?

honestjohn

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm


"Raving Loonie" <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com> wrote in message
news:1142497423.929025.245140@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
> Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. wrote:
> Fat, too.

Old, also.


Lionel

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

On 16 Mar 2006 02:00:21 -0800, "Twittering One" <mournenwould@aol.com>
opined:

>What kind of socks?


Argyle.
--
W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

On Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:44:05 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell
in message <tw5e8d$1ap$o@tearful-jumbos.com>:

> Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the drawling
> derelict and screaming snake charmer who likes shameless dicky-whacking
> with baboons, and whose partner is a loose-gowned woman with a narrow
> putang, wrote in <1142488633.316868.77490@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>:
>
>
> Let me know when you strike pay-dirt.


I think "pound sand" is the phrase you were looking for.
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?"
- AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
Bookman

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

On Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:31:24 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:44:05 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
><XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell
>in message <tw5e8d$1ap$o@tearful-jumbos.com>:
>
>
>I think "pound sand" is the phrase you were looking for.


Are you sure he's smart enough?

ESL!

--
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Kazoo Konspirator #668 (The Neighbor of the Beast)
Clue-Bat Wrangler
Keeper of the Nickname Lists
Despotic Kookologist of the New World Order
Monthly Hammer of Thor award, October 2005
"I'd love to kill you in a ring" - Bartmo gets all touchy-feely
"****SPV....... So yes I am an idiot."
"ASK THE NWS, YOUR TAX DOLLAR GOES TO THEM NOT TO DR.TURI."
- Mr. Turi explains how to accurately predict hurricanes
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http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/afa-b/index.html
WWFSMD?
raving.loonie@get-fucked.net

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Bookman wrote:
> On Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:31:24 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
> <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:
>
>
> Are you sure he's smart enough?

I am sure that you aren't. It's obvious.

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

On 16 Mar 2006 12:10:16 -0800, raving.loonie@get-XXXXed.net wrote in
alt.fan.art-bell in message
<1142539816.710376.192320@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>:

> Bookman wrote:
> I am sure that you aren't. It's obvious.


IKY...
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?"
- AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
raving.loonie@shittyplanet.com

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
> On 16 Mar 2006 12:10:16 -0800, raving.loonie@get-XXXXed.net wrote in
> alt.fan.art-bell in message
> <1142539816.710376.192320@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>:
>
>
> IKY...

Smart enough, not to know ...

Oops ...

I made another oxymoron.

Hmmm ...

Cordially,

RL

Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net>, the tubby
scumbag and teary-eyed Danish-pastry who likes furious sexual encounters
with snot-nosed cows, and whose partner is a good-time girl with a
substandard sloppy joe, wrote in
<p7fj129vlie99rs0erln71mmektogk029k@4ax.com>:

> On Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:44:05 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell
> in message <tw5e8d$1ap$o@tearful-jumbos.com>:
>
>
> I think "pound sand" is the phrase you were looking for.


I always write exactly what I intend to write. Had I intended to use such an
ameriKKKan colloquial phrase, I would have used it.



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2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 03:02:00 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell
in message <533yb3$tf1$6@trifling-babies.net>:

> Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net>, the tubby
> scumbag and teary-eyed Danish-pastry who likes furious sexual encounters
> with snot-nosed cows, and whose partner is a good-time girl with a
> substandard sloppy joe, wrote in
> <p7fj129vlie99rs0erln71mmektogk029k@4ax.com>:
>
>
> I always write exactly what I intend to write. Had I intended to use such an
> ameriKKKan colloquial phrase, I would have used it.


<sigh>

That "whooshing" sound that you hear, it's not a jet plane.
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?"
- AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
> On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 03:02:00 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell
> in message <533yb3$tf1$6@trifling-babies.net>:
>
>
> <sigh>
>
> That "whooshing" sound that you hear, it's not a jet plane.

[Sgt. Pinback aims a tranquilizer gun at the alien]
Sgt. Pinback: Now it's time to go sleepy-bye you worthless piece of
garbage.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069945/quotes

Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net>, the wizened
vagabond and touchy-feely hole-puncher who likes ravenous humpin' and
bumpin' with budgerigars, and whose partner is a comfort woman with a
gruesome lips that never speak, wrote in
<qaoj12ht73kdhajbku9dkdq1ghngnbl69c@4ax.com>:

> On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 03:02:00 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell
> in message <533yb3$tf1$6@trifling-babies.net>:
>
>
> <sigh>
>
> That "whooshing" sound that you hear, it's not a jet plane.


Wow! A lame. Never seen one of them before.

So, tell me, retard, do you always lame people when they state plain facts
to you?



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Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 04:45:29 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell
in message <0d71k8$d9p$q@irregular-mams.org.au>:

>
> Wow! A lame. Never seen one of them before.
>
> So, tell me, retard, do you always lame people when they state plain facts
> to you?


Nope. It's your Special Day.

Have a nice day, Boat-Eye.
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?"
- AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
Kali

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

In article <krctuu$0wv$s@thick-what-nots.com>, posted Thu, 16
Mar 2006 14:20:14 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-
big-black-XXX.com says...

>Bookman <thebookman@kc.rr.comNULL>, the grossly fat ne'er-do-well and
>yapping arse-goblin who likes hard-core hammer slammin' with locusts,
>and whose partner is a nympho with a bulging orchid boat, wrote in
><c48i125kqkj14gj3940dmv5onsr8pnpv0a@4ax.com>:
>
>
>Ah! This ought to do it... http://tinyurl.com/f2c3o


You are both freaky bastards.

Kali
--
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
- Ralph Gerard
Kali

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

In article <0d71k8$d9p$q@irregular-mams.org.au>, posted Fri, 17
Mar 2006 04:45:29 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-
big-black-XXX.com says...

>Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net>, the wizened
>vagabond and touchy-feely hole-puncher who likes ravenous humpin' and
>bumpin' with budgerigars, and whose partner is a comfort woman with a
>gruesome lips that never speak, wrote in
><qaoj12ht73kdhajbku9dkdq1ghngnbl69c@4ax.com>:
>
>
>Wow! A lame. Never seen one of them before.
>
>So, tell me, retard, do you always lame people when they state plain facts
>to you?


Lovely view of your XXX, m'dear.

Kali
--
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
- Ralph Gerard
Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Kali <kali@lart.com>, the nauseating wretch and hedonistic nick-nack who
likes wicked knob-jobbing with tadpoles, and whose partner is a sin-girl
with a puffy fish fanny, wrote in
<dvctmk$mnm$4@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

> In article <0d71k8$d9p$q@irregular-mams.org.au>, posted Fri, 17
> Mar 2006 04:45:29 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-
> big-black-XXX.com says...
>
>
> Lovely view of your XXX, m'dear.


What XXX? Why is there an assumed requirement to understand Monkey Boy's
colloquial blithering and obtuse references? Besides, if it moves, I bite.



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2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Kali <kali@lart.com>, the hoary old stumblebum and paunchy bronco who
likes deplorable wall painting with vultures, and whose partner is a
rake with a generous scrunt, wrote in
<dvctj5$mnm$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

> In article <krctuu$0wv$s@thick-what-nots.com>, posted Thu, 16
> Mar 2006 14:20:14 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-
> big-black-XXX.com says...
>
>
> You are both freaky bastards.


All in good fun, hon.



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2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net>, the seedy
tramp and unsightly stern-chaser who likes exhilarating bonking with
snot-nosed cows, and whose partner is a flash-girl with a tight peeper,
wrote in <o1tj121rvn6gao8jd7dlehsis0cejhjakk@4ax.com>:

> On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 04:45:29 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell
> in message <0d71k8$d9p$q@irregular-mams.org.au>:
>
>
> Nope. It's your Special Day.
>
> Have a nice day, Boat-Eye.


Are you trying to insult someone?



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2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

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In article <s6qhx0$8wf$u@svelte-oranges.org.nz>, posted Fri, 17
Mar 2006 05:44:02 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-
big-black-XXX.com says...

>Kali <kali@lart.com>, the nauseating wretch and hedonistic nick-nack who
>likes wicked knob-jobbing with tadpoles, and whose partner is a sin-girl
>with a puffy fish fanny, wrote in
><dvctmk$mnm$4@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
>
>What XXX?


That lovely, round, and big black XXX you brag about.

Do you have another?

> Why is there an assumed requirement to understand Monkey Boy's
>colloquial blithering and obtuse references? Besides, if it moves, I bite.


I like it when you get all surely. I'd like to bridle you.

Kali
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raving.loonie@wannafuck.net

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Kali wrote:
> In article <s6qhx0$8wf$u@svelte-oranges.org.nz>, posted Fri, 17
> Mar 2006 05:44:02 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-
> big-black-XXX.com says...
>
>
> That lovely, round, and big black XXX you brag about.
>
> Do you have another?

Can I be of any assistance, here?

Cordially,

RL

Kali

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

In article <1142558174.962489.265370
@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, posted 16 Mar 2006 17:16:15 -
0800, raving.loonie@wannaXXXX.net says...

>Kali wrote:
>Can I be of any assistance, here?


What kind of assistance do you think is needed here?

>Cordially,
>
>RL
>
>

Kali
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raving.loonie@wannafuck.net

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Kali wrote:
> In article <1142558174.962489.265370
> @j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, posted 16 Mar 2006 17:16:15 -
> 0800, raving.loonie@wannaXXXX.net says...
>
>
> What kind of assistance do you think is needed here?

Full makeover ...

... or a casual pedicure and blow dry?

Cordially,

RL

raving.loonie@oldschoolmotherfucker.com

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the worn-out
> riffraff and unseemly anal ninja who likes lurid strolls down Cadbury
> avenue with horned toads, and whose partner is a prostitute with a
> depilated kit-kat, wrote in
> <1142499625.750739.18280@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>:
>
>
> Maybe an atomic bomb.

Perhaps something along the lines of say ...

Donald Duck ?

... Certainly, more cost effective.

Do you think Mickey is available?

Cordially,

RL

Porky Pig?
Sylvester the cat?
Elmer Fudd?
Pluto?

Do you know any of their agents.

Art Deco

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

<raving.loonie@get-XXXXed.net> wrote:

>Bookman wrote:
>I am sure that you aren't. It's obvious.


Oh look, it morphed.

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2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Art Deco wrote:
> <raving.loonie@get-XXXXed.net> wrote:
>
>
> Oh look, it morphed.

Oh, how cute ...

Artiepoo misses watching 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on T.V.

I wonder which one is his favorite ...

Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Kali <kali@lart.com>, the infectious old man and aching stir-shit who
likes decadent weed bleeding with red deer, and whose partner is a
piece-of-snatch with huge pee jaws, wrote in
<dvd19d$1tg$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

> In article <s6qhx0$8wf$u@svelte-oranges.org.nz>, posted Fri, 17
> Mar 2006 05:44:02 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-
> big-black-XXX.com says...
>
>
> That lovely, round, and big black XXX you brag about.
>
> Do you have another?


It depends. I have one XXX, which is really an arse, and one XXX named Hey
You, which can be an arse.

>
> I like it when you get all surely. I'd like to bridle you.


I'd like that.



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2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

From : "Kadaitcha Man" <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com>
Message-ID : <aye803$eog$r@short-kids.net>



>



>I'd like that




You best hope (DDNos)-Kali bridles you harder than she
does her unused bedside rubber dong or you will be back
to just flogging yourself


Hint.. Take plenty of lube just in case, she's got a creaky door


Bookman

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

On Thu, 16 Mar 2006 17:49:57 -0600, Kali <kali@lart.com> wrote:

>In article <krctuu$0wv$s@thick-what-nots.com>, posted Thu, 16
>Mar 2006 14:20:14 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-
>big-black-XXX.com says...
>
>
>You are both freaky bastards.


Why, thank you, m'goddess!

ESL!

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Kali

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

In article <04lk12t7a2gram1r9vi37obo843kirtgop@4ax.com>, posted
Fri, 17 Mar 2006 06:18:03 GMT, Bookman thebookman@kc.rr.comNULL
says...

>On Thu, 16 Mar 2006 17:49:57 -0600, Kali <kali@lart.com> wrote:
>
>
>Why, thank you, m'goddess!
>
>ESL!


You are welcome, Bookman

I calls 'em like I sees 'em!

Kali
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- Ralph Gerard
Kali

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

In article <aye803$eog$r@short-kids.net>, posted Fri, 17 Mar
2006 10:23:04 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-
black-XXX.com says...

>Kali <kali@lart.com>, the infectious old man and aching stir-shit who
>likes decadent weed bleeding with red deer, and whose partner is a
>piece-of-snatch with huge pee jaws, wrote in
><dvd19d$1tg$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
>
>It depends. I have one XXX, which is really an arse, and one XXX named Hey
>You, which can be an arse.


Hey You gets a saddle. But not you.

^^^^^^ lol[vbcol=seagreen]
>I'd like that.


You won't mind the boots and crop, then?

Kali
--
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- Ralph Gerard
raving.loonie@e-prick.com

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Kali wrote:
> In article <aye803$eog$r@short-kids.net>, posted Fri, 17 Mar
> 2006 10:23:04 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-
> black-XXX.com says...
>
>
> Hey You gets a saddle. But not you.
>
> ^^^^^^ lol
>
> You won't mind the boots and crop, then?

What about the spurs.

Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Kali <kali@lart.com>, the skin-headed riffraff and debauched eerquay who=
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Mar=0D=0A> 2006 10:23:04 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-=
=0D=0A> black-XXX.com says...=0D=0A>=0D=0A>> Kali <kali@lart.com>, the infectious=
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=0D=0A>>> In article <s6qhx0$8wf$u@svelte-oranges.org.nz>, posted Fri, 17=
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=0D=0A>>>>=0D=0A>>>>> In article <0d71k8$d9p$q@irregular-mams.org.au>, posted=
Fri, 17=0D=0A>>>>> Mar 2006 04:45:29 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-=
=0D=0A>>>>> big-black-XXX.com says...=0D=0A>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>> Vanilla Gorilla=
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and touchy-feely hole-puncher who likes ravenous=0D=0A>>>>>> humpin' and=
bumpin' with budgerigars, and whose partner is a=0D=0A>>>>>> comfort woman=
with a gruesome lips that never speak, wrote in=0D=0A>>>>>> <qaoj12ht73kdhajbku9dkdq1ghngnbl69c@4ax.com>:=
=0D=0A>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>> On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 03:02:00 +0545, "Kadaitcha=
Man"=0D=0A>>>>>>> <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote in=
=0D=0A>>>>>>> alt.fan.art-bell in message <533yb3$tf1$6@trifling-babies.net>:=
=0D=0A>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>> Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net>,=
the=0D=0A>>>>>>>> tubby scumbag and teary-eyed Danish-pastry who likes=
furious=0D=0A>>>>>>>> sexual encounters with snot-nosed cows, and whose=
partner is a=0D=0A>>>>>>>> good-time girl with a substandard sloppy joe,=
wrote in=0D=0A>>>>>>>> <p7fj129vlie99rs0erln71mmektogk029k@4ax.com>:=0D=0A>>>>>>>>=
=0D=0A>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:44:05 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>=
<XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote in=0D=0A>>>>>>>>> alt.fan.art-bell=
in message <tw5e8d$1ap$o@tearful-jumbos.com>:=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>=
Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>=
drawling derelict and screaming snake charmer who likes=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>=
shameless dicky-whacking with baboons, and whose partner is a=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>=
loose-gowned woman with a narrow putang, wrote in=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>> <1142488633.316868.77490@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>:=
=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>> Personally, I consider the oxymoron to=
be incredibly=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>> effective for exploring perspective and=
perception.=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you strike=
pay-dirt.=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>>> I think "pound sand" is the phrase=
you were looking for.=0D=0A>>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>> I always write exactly=
what I intend to write. Had I intended=0D=0A>>>>>>>> to use such an ameriKKKan=
colloquial phrase, I would have used=0D=0A>>>>>>>> it.=0D=0A>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>=
<sigh>=0D=0A>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>> That "whooshing" sound that you hear,=
it's not a jet plane.=0D=0A>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>> Wow! A lame. Never seen one=
of them before.=0D=0A>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>> So, tell me, retard, do you always=
lame people when they state=0D=0A>>>>>> plain facts to you?=0D=0A>>>>>=
=0D=0A>>>>> Lovely view of your XXX, m'dear.=0D=0A>>>>=0D=0A>>>> What XXX?=
=0D=0A>>>=0D=0A>>> That lovely, round, and big black XXX you brag about.=
=0D=0A>>>=0D=0A>>> Do you have another?=0D=0A>>=0D=0A>> It depends. I have=
one XXX, which is really an arse, and one XXX=0D=0A>> named Hey You, which=
can be an arse.=0D=0A>=0D=0A> Hey You gets a saddle. But not you.=0D=0A=
=0D=0AOddly, both asses are black.=0D=0A=0D=0A>>>> Why is there an assumed=
requirement to understand Monkey Boy's=0D=0A>>>> colloquial blithering=
and obtuse references? Besides, if it moves,=0D=0A>>>> I bite.=0D=0A>>>=
=0D=0A>>> I like it when you get all surely. I'd like to bridle you.=0D=0A>=
^^^^^^ lol=0D=0A>> I'd like that.=0D=0A>=0D=0A>=
You won't mind the boots and crop, then?=0D=0A=0D=0AI'll pay extra if you=
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ski slopes; tumourous anus-queen;=0D=0Atinpot cackpipe cosmonaut; adam's=
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alternative lovestyle;=0D=0Abumper sticker; amorous congress; barbaric=
pup tent; feed the fish naval=0D=0A: v. To vomit over the side of a ship;=
bury one's biscuits (qv) at sea.;=0D=0Agusset typing; murphies; animalist;=
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dropping; bull-diker;=0D=0Adispleasing hoo-hoo; bean-tosser; closefisted=
stick it in and pull it=0D=0Aout; dainty firm worm; blue angel; bronco=
buster; chickenhawk : n.=0D=0AHershey highwayman (qv) who prays on said=
chickens.; maniacal shagging;=0D=0Atrouser Mauser n. A small rapid firing=
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cabin (qv). See also cable laying.; mow;=0D=0Atossing pink salad; do a=
dogs rig; raw-boned u-boats; well tanned Kali=0D=0Agets XXXX up arse from=
party girl whore; wide pooper; back way; run-down=0D=0Amarmite-motorway;=
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noxious codeye; angel with a dirty face; beefbot;=0D=0Abreezer; trouser=
rake : n. Stiffer version of the trouser snake. Often=0D=0Apops up and=
hits women in the face when stood on.; winkie; vulgar dirty=0D=0Adeeds;=
a-buck; teat; bumper head; fudge packer : n. One who packs=0D=0Afudge.;=
soggy box; mastos; Kali - every boys dream I XXXXed a fizgig;=0D=0Acracked=
up sex bone; abominable boneless beef; have someone away; do an=0D=0Ainside=
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kipper n. Minge; Captain's pie.; duck; ineffectual petit jesu;=0D=0Avirulent=
dirt-track; adventurous butter churning; boris; bitsy garbos;=0D=0Adandified=
buggeranto; quimsticking; blood sports; brown windsor;=0D=0Amasturbation;=
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infusions; inventive exchange of bodily fluids; butter=0D=0Aschlopping;=
inhuman nut licking; squattin' on the hog; infectious=0D=0Ahoneypot; become=
a lady; jazz-fiddle; Bondaged Blonde In Stockings Clamp=0D=0ATortured;=
cans; indelicate four-legged frolic; Phallus in Wonderland;=0D=0Atrim;=
effeminate suck-queen; uphill gardener euph. He who hoes on the=0D=0Apink=
allotments; the pusher of a cheesey wheelbarrow (qv) up the kak=0D=0Acanyon;=
a male homosexual.; bestow one's hand; rough giney; Kali old=0D=0Adebutart=
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powerful leaky faucet; ceaseless slam-some-ham sessions;=0D=0Amaniacal=
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Military Gay Gets Perfect Blowjob; blister; Kali, Twink=0D=0AInterracial=
Gets Dick Sucked Hardcore; acid phosphatase; alter kocker;=0D=0Ablither;=
easy clear; vulgar joint; Curly Haired Redhead Kali Sucks For=0D=0AMouthful=
Cum; anthropophagy; Kali, Gay Gets Dick Sucked For Orgasm In=0D=0AGarage;=
world; feed the monkey; Kali, teen loose-love-lady slut falls=0D=0Avictim=
to monster cock!; Kali, Young Gay Deepthroat Sucking Big Dick;=0D=0Abeard=
: n. 1. Ancient Hairy pie; mapatasi. 2. Recent A woman married to=0D=0Aa=
gay man in order to conceal his true sexuality. As in: 'Do you reckon=0D=0Athat=
Sophie's a beard then, or what?' See also whiff of lavender,=0D=0Afrock.;=
supine he-man sword; Kali cute bubble bath scarlet-sister;=0D=0Athrowback=
mary ann; ratty freckle; ace gear; laying some cable; immoral=0D=0Agal-boy;=
shaking lady balls; thin man-bone; bean flicker; mott n. Minge;=0D=0Amapatasi.

Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

raving.loonie@e-prick.com, the belching delinquent and loudmouthed=0D=0Apoofter=
who likes sordid shank cranking with house sparrows, and whose=0D=0Apartner=
is a piece-of-snatch with a generous sweet spot, wrote in=0D=0A<1142621769.845553.322900@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:=
=0D=0A=0D=0A> Kali wrote:=0D=0A>> In article <aye803$eog$r@short-kids.net>,=
posted Fri, 17 Mar=0D=0A>> 2006 10:23:04 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-=
=0D=0A>> black-XXX.com says...=0D=0A>>=0D=0A>>> Kali <kali@lart.com>, the=
infectious old man and aching stir-shit=0D=0A>>> who likes decadent weed=
bleeding with red deer, and whose partner=0D=0A>>> is a piece-of-snatch=
with huge pee jaws, wrote in=0D=0A>>> <dvd19d$1tg$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:=
=0D=0A>>>=0D=0A>>>> In article <s6qhx0$8wf$u@svelte-oranges.org.nz>, posted=
Fri, 17=0D=0A>>>> Mar 2006 05:44:02 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-=
=0D=0A>>>> big-black-XXX.com says...=0D=0A>>>>=0D=0A>>>>> Kali <kali@lart.com>,=
the nauseating wretch and hedonistic=0D=0A>>>>> nick-nack who likes wicked=
knob-jobbing with tadpoles, and whose=0D=0A>>>>> partner is a sin-girl=
with a puffy fish fanny, wrote in=0D=0A>>>>> <dvctmk$mnm$4@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:=
=0D=0A>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>> In article <0d71k8$d9p$q@irregular-mams.org.au>,=
posted Fri, 17=0D=0A>>>>>> Mar 2006 04:45:29 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-=
=0D=0A>>>>>> big-black-XXX.com says...=0D=0A>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>> Vanilla=
Gorilla (Monkey Boy) <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net>, the=0D=0A>>>>>>> wizened=
vagabond and touchy-feely hole-puncher who likes=0D=0A>>>>>>> ravenous=
humpin' and bumpin' with budgerigars, and whose=0D=0A>>>>>>> partner is=
a comfort woman with a gruesome lips that never=0D=0A>>>>>>> speak, wrote=
in <qaoj12ht73kdhajbku9dkdq1ghngnbl69c@4ax.com>:=0D=0A>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>>=
On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 03:02:00 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"=0D=0A>>>>>>>> <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com>=
wrote in=0D=0A>>>>>>>> alt.fan.art-bell in message <533yb3$tf1$6@trifling-babies.net>:=
=0D=0A>>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>>> Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net>,=
the=0D=0A>>>>>>>>> tubby scumbag and teary-eyed Danish-pastry who likes=
furious=0D=0A>>>>>>>>> sexual encounters with snot-nosed cows, and whose=
partner is a=0D=0A>>>>>>>>> good-time girl with a substandard sloppy joe,=
wrote in=0D=0A>>>>>>>>> <p7fj129vlie99rs0erln71mmektogk029k@4ax.com>:=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>=
=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:44:05 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>=
<XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote in=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>> alt.fan.art-bell=
in message=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>> <tw5e8d$1ap$o@tearful-jumbos.com>:=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>=
=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>> Raving Loonie <raving.loonie@irantthereforeiam.com>, the=
=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>> drawling derelict and screaming snake charmer who likes=
=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>> shameless dicky-whacking with baboons, and whose partner=
is=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>> a loose-gowned woman with a narrow putang, wrote in=
=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>> <1142488633.316868.77490@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>:=
=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>>> Personally, I consider the oxymoron=
to be incredibly=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>>> effective for exploring perspective=
and perception.=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you=
strike pay-dirt.=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>> I think "pound sand" is=
the phrase you were looking for.=0D=0A>>>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>>> I always=
write exactly what I intend to write. Had I intended=0D=0A>>>>>>>>> to=
use such an ameriKKKan colloquial phrase, I would have=0D=0A>>>>>>>>> used=
it.=0D=0A>>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>> <sigh>=0D=0A>>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>> That=
"whooshing" sound that you hear, it's not a jet plane.=0D=0A>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>>=
Wow! A lame. Never seen one of them before.=0D=0A>>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>>> So,=
tell me, retard, do you always lame people when they state=0D=0A>>>>>>>=
plain facts to you?=0D=0A>>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>>> Lovely view of your XXX, m'dear.=
=0D=0A>>>>>=0D=0A>>>>> What XXX?=0D=0A>>>>=0D=0A>>>> That lovely, round,=
and big black XXX you brag about.=0D=0A>>>>=0D=0A>>>> Do you have another?=
=0D=0A>>>=0D=0A>>> It depends. I have one XXX, which is really an arse,=
and one XXX=0D=0A>>> named Hey You, which can be an arse.=0D=0A>>=0D=0A>>=
Hey You gets a saddle. But not you.=0D=0A>>=0D=0A>>>>> Why is there an=
assumed requirement to understand Monkey Boy's=0D=0A>>>>> colloquial blithering=
and obtuse references? Besides, if it=0D=0A>>>>> moves, I bite.=0D=0A>>>>=
=0D=0A>>>> I like it when you get all surely. I'd like to bridle you.=0D=0A>>=
^^^^^^ lol=0D=0A>>> I'd like that.=0D=0A>>=
=0D=0A>> You won't mind the boots and crop, then?=0D=0A> What about the=
spurs.=0D=0A=0D=0AOI! XXXX off out of my fantasy, you interloping cunt.=
=0D=0A=0D=0A=0D=0A=0D=0A-- =0D=0Astirring the trough; unprofitable dumplings;=
nefarious doodle dandy=0D=0Ayanking; lame tatties; Bone Alone; wank tanks;=
spacious flesh tuxedo;=0D=0Ahuevos; bestow one's hand; anus queen; makeshift=
man's best friend;=0D=0AFlorence Hump; do the sex act; dilapidated missile=
silo; break a lance=0D=0Awith; nether proboscis; discipline; bean juice;=
Whore Of The Worlds; A=0D=0AClockwork Orgy; jolly red giant; phallus; prong;=
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a turn on shooter's hill;=0D=0Aexhausting pussy bumping; diamond cutter;=
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kahunas; beating tool;=0D=0Abopping richard; and mothers; butter the bead;=
high-heeled suck-queen;=0D=0Abonbons; acedolagnia; displeasing kazoo; decadent=
bouncy-bouncy; wilma=0D=0Aand betty; oversized back door dirt box; A Lad=
In; put the boots to=0D=0Asomeone; degrading meat squashing; scrubber :=
n. Slapper; vulgar woman;=0D=0Adollymop.; hurtful beaver shooting; nest;=
bom; anurous; charles the=0D=0Abald; adult bookshop; blunt flip; wasted=
cock cozy; air biscuit; apple=0D=0Ahead; brunswick; nulling the void; beach=
XXXXX; stout cha-cha queen;=0D=0Apiece of meat; back-door; surging love=
cushions; The Bare XXXXX Project;=0D=0Afeed the dummy; prodprong; adulterous=
beaver bashing; basket party;=0D=0Aalamo!; weener; ballocks; chunky; rank=
mr. good bar; circle; savage=0D=0Amagic lamp rubbing; dousing the digits;=
bastardly gullion; wazzed adj.=0D=0ATo be pissed, puked or wanked, presumably.;=
bite the big one; rotten=0D=0Afertile delta; bonny; give up one's treasure;=
blossom; up to your nuts=0D=0Ain guts euph. male Aus. Engaged in sexual=
intercourse.; boogey; cap; go=0D=0Adoodling; get one's oats; back door=
trots; anal birth; bummers; piss=0D=0Aproud; diddling the bean; lung butter=
: n. Phlegm; green smoking=0D=0Aoysters.; horizontal relaxation; tearful=
boy-scout; drenched love cave;=0D=0Alusty catcher; baby dyke; groins together;=
air bags; rumpo; mollicoes;=0D=0Aceaseless clown-boxing; fishing for kippers;=
misshapen boom stick;=0D=0Amanliness; twofers; funky chicken; bags of;=
below the belt; chafer;=0D=0Atrolleys n. Kecks; underpants.; cavernous=
love muffin; blister; kittens=0D=0Anoses n. Nipples.; alan; tasteless carnal=
knowledge; red rider's=0D=0Arevenge; choke the chicken euph. See bash the=
bishop; burp the worm.;=0D=0Aceaseless bawdy banquet; bon vivant; love=
bug; bounce; ampersand; untidy=0D=0Amother theresa; backed up; cobblers;=
dishevelled blowhole; Beaver and=0D=0AButtface; go bush-ranging; figs;=
denuded rear entrance; rough teacups;=0D=0Abunchy; oyster; potato finger;=
blow off the loose corns; slimy pu-jar;=0D=0Ababy motel; pood; thieving=
buffarilla; anal sexual play; zeps; getting=0D=0Ayour; Barclays rhym. slang=
A wank; five finger shuftle; hand shandy=0D=0A(qv). Barclays bank - wank.;=
tail gunner See rear gunner.; peculator=0D=0Apecker; giant yabbos; brigham=
young; the; toosh : n. Totty. From US tush=0D=0Ameaning 'arse'.; audition=
the finger puppets; tragic rice queen; cop a=0D=0Adoodle; biastophilia;=
rump-shaker; jing-jang; it's; lucy; teggat n. A=0D=0Ashort tea towel holder=
(qv) and the fish mitten (qv). From ten pin=0D=0Abowling.; get a crumpet;=
tight furry furnace; Murphy's Brown;=0D=0Aquimsticking; rotten wazza; knob=
cheese : n. 1. Smeg-ma. 2. Foreskin=0D=0Afeta found underneath Kojak's=
roll-neck (qv) and around the banjo (qv)=0D=0Aor cheese ridge. Also knob=
Stilton, knob yoghurt, Helmetdale (qv).;=0D=0Anon-functional cum pump;=
barclay's bank; waz v. variously To piss; to=0D=0Apuke; to wank.; baby=
bumpars; twangers; last liberties; loblollies;=0D=0Alollies; button-hole;=
willowy whore hammer; beef bayonet; strapping=0D=0Alongrod von hugenstein;=
horrid doughnut; vulgar salami burying; dunkie=0D=0An. Contraceptive sheath.;=
train wreck; a capella; monstrous anal collar;=0D=0Asavage rim jobs; anorchism;=
smashing pissers; back breaker; malignant=0D=0Acum bucket; love-wand; nasty=
pink lips; unworthy love-rod; wanton=0D=0Amasonic secret self-handshakes;=
brooklyn mating call; gigantic bulbulous=0D=0Abig-knob; bronza; organs=
of generation; man mountain; shabby=0D=0Acadbury-alley; aberrant wood buffing;=
mauling the maid; insignificant=0D=0Aknobbers; balding bunghole bandit;=
butt pirate; buffing the helmet;=0D=0Aheartless sheet-shaking; twiddle-diddler;=
tittering sphincter seasel;=0D=0Abroad-jumping; little finger; pitiless=
five knuckle olympics;=0D=0Aacousticophilia; disfigured big jake the one-eyed=
snake; damp foofy=0D=0Abird; erotic congress; lues; three point shot; double-jointed=
stool=0D=0Afool; buttock broker : n. Controller of prostitutes; pimp.;=
digging a=0D=0Atrench; ample-bodied; butt XXXX; shitter n. 1. Anus; kakpipe.=
2.=0D=0ALavatory.; odious impaling; tetinas; satiny wound that never heals;=
bed=0D=0Aflute; loaded gun; lax chest-puppies; basket weaving; altar it;=
abbot;=0D=0Amoist munch box; soak your seat; swollen brown-berry; hopeless=
codger;=0D=0Avicious cajun-clown XXXXing; appetence; bootch; bihari procedure;=
=0D=0Ascrote; unyielding one-string bass; betty bracelets; noxious=0D=0AGary-Glitter;=
knob jockey : n. Someone who sits on a door handle whilst=0D=0Athe door=
is in motion for sexual gratification.; blow beets; clean the=0D=0Acarpet;=
report; burned flappers; cold-hearted dick sucking; teeny=0D=0Azeppelins;=
phallating; vile cake; grievous tubesteak tugging; drenched=0D=0Abosco-boulevard;=
silky appendage; organum virile erectum; make=0D=0Apiggiesmake someone;=
testimonials; ceaseless belly slapping; hard-core=0D=0Aacts; debilitated=
rear-entrance

raving.loonie@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> raving.loonie@e-prick.com, the belching delinquent and loudmouthed
> poofter who likes sordid shank cranking with house sparrows, and whose
> partner is a piece-of-snatch with a generous sweet spot, wrote in
> <1142621769.845553.322900@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:


Ahhmm. <clears throat>


>
> Your admission to not having sufficient imagination is noted.

<snigger>

>
> OI! XXXX off out of my fantasy, you interloping cunt.


Kali

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

In article <lt5r27$bu6$d@unrefined-mushmelons.org.au>, posted
Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:45:48 -0800 (PST), Kadaitcha Man
nntp.newsfeed@gmail.com says...

>Kali <kali@lart.com>, the skin-headed riffraff and debauched eerquay who
>likes harsh rhubarb rubbing with mouses, and whose partner is a working
>girl with a filthy meal ticket, wrote in
><dven3d$t2g$4@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
>
>Oddly, both asses are black.
>
>
>I'll pay extra if you wear spurs.


*ahem* Pay me?

/sound of needle scratching Paula Cole record violently

Kali
--
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
- Ralph Gerard
Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Kali <kali@lart.com>, the bald-headed homeless man and balding ganymede
who likes unnatural knuckle shuffling with kangaroos, and whose partner
is a red-light worker with a cute pole hole, wrote in
<dvffed$7ic$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

> In article <lt5r27$bu6$d@unrefined-mushmelons.org.au>, posted
> Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:45:48 -0800 (PST), Kadaitcha Man
> nntp.newsfeed@gmail.com says...
>
>
> *ahem* Pay me?


In kind, woman. In kind.

> /sound of needle scratching Paula Cole record violently
>
> Kali




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dave hillstrom

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:47:18 -0800 (PST), "Kadaitcha Man"
<nntp.newsfeed@gmail.com> wrote:

>raving.loonie@e-prick.com, the belching delinquent and loudmouthed
>poofter who likes sordid shank cranking with house sparrows, and whose
>partner is a piece-of-snatch with a generous sweet spot, wrote in
><1142621769.845553.322900@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:
>
>
>OI! XXXX off out of my fantasy, you interloping cunt.


mind if i just sit over here and give pointers?

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flonker emeritus
(but not as emeritus as lorrill buyens. shes so emeritus, shes on her third set of hands.)
((gosh i was nice with that last one..))
.. <-- sigzip
dave hillstrom

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 17:06:55 -0600, Kali <kali@lart.com> wrote:

>In article <lt5r27$bu6$d@unrefined-mushmelons.org.au>, posted
>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:45:48 -0800 (PST), Kadaitcha Man
>nntp.newsfeed@gmail.com says...
>
>
>*ahem* Pay me?
>
>/sound of needle scratching Paula Cole record violently


you dont think men pay? we pay. we pay.

--
dave hillstrom
flonker emeritus
(but not as emeritus as lorrill buyens. shes so emeritus, shes on her third set of hands.)
((gosh i was nice with that last one..))
.. <-- sigzip
dave hillstrom

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:14:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote:

>Kali <kali@lart.com>, the bald-headed homeless man and balding ganymede
>who likes unnatural knuckle shuffling with kangaroos, and whose partner
>is a red-light worker with a cute pole hole, wrote in
><dvffed$7ic$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
>
>In kind, woman. In kind.


like shes gonna buy that "explanation." you might as well just stick
yer dick in a bag of ice cubes now. or show it the steel q-tip of
death. thats pretty much guaranteed to make yer peepee an innie.
[vbcol=seagreen]

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((gosh i was nice with that last one..))
.. <-- sigzip
Kali

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

In article <zfea5b$59z$w@undersized-sweater-kittens.org>, posted
Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:14:11 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-
you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com says...

>Kali <kali@lart.com>, the bald-headed homeless man and balding ganymede
>who likes unnatural knuckle shuffling with kangaroos, and whose partner
>is a red-light worker with a cute pole hole, wrote in
><dvffed$7ic$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
>
>In kind, woman. In kind.


I'll bet you think you can get away with that, don't you?

I might let you... but it will cost you lots of dark chocolate.
And those spurs are going to hurt you more than they hurt me
[vbcol=seagreen]

Kali
--
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
- Ralph Gerard
Kali

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

In article <dvfh7f$s6p$140@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 18:37:19 -0500, dave hillstrom
dAvE@MeOw.oRg says...

>On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:47:18 -0800 (PST), "Kadaitcha Man"
><nntp.newsfeed@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>mind if i just sit over here and give pointers?


Wait, this isn't a private IM chat?

Kali
--
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- Ralph Gerard
Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

dave hillstrom <dAvE@MeOw.oRg>, the spindly cadger and timeworn perv who
likes unspeakable suds draining with spittlebugs, and whose partner is a
pink pants with a lousy hairy cream pie, wrote in
<dvfh7f$s6p$140@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

> On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:47:18 -0800 (PST), "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nntp.newsfeed@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
> mind if i just sit over here and give pointers?


<aside>
Sheesh. A XXXXing voyeur wants in now.



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Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

dave hillstrom <dAvE@MeOw.oRg>, the farting down-and-out and castrated
folle who likes adventurous cane varnishing with Manx cats, and whose
partner is an immoral-girl with a stretched missile silo, wrote in
<dvfhht$s6p$142@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

> On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:14:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote:
>
>
> like shes gonna buy that "explanation." you might as well just stick
> yer dick in a bag of ice cubes now. or show it the steel q-tip of
> death. thats pretty much guaranteed to make yer peepee an innie.


Why? I can afford the risk. My dick is already in a jar of formaldehyde.
[vbcol=seagreen]



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Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

Kali <kali@lart.com>, the geriatric tramp and tightfisted bunghole
basher who likes wild buttock balling with elks, and whose partner is a
sleaze-slut with a substandard biffen, wrote in
<dvfhrg$co8$6@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

> In article <zfea5b$59z$w@undersized-sweater-kittens.org>, posted
> Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:14:11 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-
> you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com says...
>
>
> I'll bet you think you can get away with that, don't you?


Yes.

> I might let you... but it will cost you lots of dark chocolate.
> And those spurs are going to hurt you more than they hurt me


Only the world's finest French gourmet dark chocolate.

http://www.richart-chocolates.com/

>
> Kali




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Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 3:59 pm

dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:14:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote:
>
>
> like shes gonna buy that "explanation." you might as well just stick
> yer dick in a bag of ice cubes now. or show it the steel q-tip of
> death. thats pretty much guaranteed to make yer peepee an innie.

Whoah, .. hold up there for a moment, hombre.

If spurs are going to be involved, U.S. Dept. of Labor Safety
Regulations mandate that protective goggles be worn within a radius of
50' from the point of usage.

Are you equipped with proper eye protection?

Cordially,

RL

>
>
> --
> dave hillstrom
> flonker emeritus
> (but not as emeritus as lorrill buyens. shes so emeritus, shes on her third set of hands.)
> ((gosh i was nice with that last one..))
> . <-- sigzip


Pierre Capot

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

On Wed, 15 Mar 2006 17:00:08 -0700, in sci.psychology.psychotherapy Art
Deco <art_deco@127.0.0.1> wrote:

>Ministry of Circle Jerks
> Professeur Von TwoSteps, Honest John & Rasta Khan
> Kadaitcha Man
> not seconded
> undecided
>
>This esteemed nomination is now seconded.


With so many boots up there his arse should be sore by now, or perhaps he
is used to it from his truck stop job.
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On Mon, 13 Mar 2006 17:51:58 +1000, in sci.psychology.psychotherapy Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. <.@.> whined with pleasure at the boot up its arse
>Thank you Cujo DeSockpuppet, that was the best orgasm I have had all day

dave hillstrom

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:48:55 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote:

>Kali <kali@lart.com>, the geriatric tramp and tightfisted bunghole
>basher who likes wild buttock balling with elks, and whose partner is a
>sleaze-slut with a substandard biffen, wrote in
><dvfhrg$co8$6@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
>
>Yes.
>
>
>Only the world's finest French gourmet dark chocolate.
>
>http://www.richart-chocolates.com/


and here i thought ~belgian~ chocolate was the worlds finest. cant
believe yer goin for that cheap french crap...
[vbcol=seagreen]

--
dave hillstrom
flonker emeritus
(but not as emeritus as lorrill buyens. shes so emeritus, shes on her third set of hands.)
((gosh i was nice with that last one..))
.. <-- sigzip
Kali

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

In article <e383y4$lvx$h@brutal-queen-jewels.net.au>, posted
Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:44:37 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-
you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com says...

>dave hillstrom <dAvE@MeOw.oRg>, the farting down-and-out and castrated
>folle who likes adventurous cane varnishing with Manx cats, and whose
>partner is an immoral-girl with a stretched missile silo, wrote in
><dvfhht$s6p$142@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
>
>Why? I can afford the risk. My dick is already in a jar of formaldehyde.


Which begs the question (your eyebrow lickers notwithstanding).

But this is a fantasy, so anything goes.

Kali
--
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
- Ralph Gerard
Kali

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

In article <dvhdkq$s6p$162@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
posted Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:48:26 -0500, dave hillstrom
dAvE@MeOw.oRg says...

>On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:48:55 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
><XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote:
>
>
>and here i thought ~belgian~ chocolate was the worlds finest. cant
>believe yer goin for that cheap french crap...


Wow, the French stuff looked great. I know: Daev, you send me
some of the Belgian and K-Man can send the French, and I'll let
you know which one I prefer. Don't spend more than $200, though,
I'd feel uneasy about that. lol

Kali
--
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
- Ralph Gerard
dave hillstrom

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 14:24:34 -0600, Kali <kali@lart.com> wrote:

>In article <dvhdkq$s6p$162@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>posted Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:48:26 -0500, dave hillstrom
>dAvE@MeOw.oRg says...
>
>
>Wow, the French stuff looked great. I know: Daev, you send me
>some of the Belgian and K-Man can send the French, and I'll let
>you know which one I prefer. Don't spend more than $200, though,
>I'd feel uneasy about that. lol
>
>Kali


BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA

those multi armed goddesses, always the kidder. look, sweetums, love
bunny, emerald of my heart, till that sari comes off, and you put down
those swords, i dont spend more than 40 bucks, yew ess, on your fine
hindu XXX.

<runs>
--
dave hillstrom
flonker emeritus
(but not as emeritus as lorrill buyens. shes so emeritus, shes on her third set of hands.)
((gosh i was nice with that last one..))
.. <-- sigzip
dave hillstrom

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 13:39:15 -0600, Kali <kali@lart.com> wrote:

>In article <e383y4$lvx$h@brutal-queen-jewels.net.au>, posted
>Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:44:37 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-
>you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com says...
>
>
>Which begs the question (your eyebrow lickers notwithstanding).
>
>But this is a fantasy, so anything goes.


so, yer saying the shriveled dick in a jar of chemicals is turning you
on, then? kinky. waaaaay kinky. ;>

--
dave hillstrom
flonker emeritus
(but not as emeritus as lorrill buyens. shes so emeritus, shes on her third set of hands.)
((gosh i was nice with that last one..))
.. <-- sigzip
Kali

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

In article <dvi0rl$s6p$168@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
posted Sat, 18 Mar 2006 17:16:21 -0500, dave hillstrom
dAvE@MeOw.oRg says...

>On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 14:24:34 -0600, Kali <kali@lart.com> wrote:
>
>
>BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA
>
>those multi armed goddesses, always the kidder. look, sweetums, love
>bunny, emerald of my heart, till that sari comes off, and you put down
>those swords, i dont spend more than 40 bucks, yew ess, on your fine
>hindu XXX.


Two things you have failed to take into account: my tongue, and
just what it is I might use the chocolate for.

><runs>


BAWK BAWK BAWK

Kali
--
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
- Ralph Gerard
Kali

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

In article <dvi0uk$s6p$169@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
posted Sat, 18 Mar 2006 17:17:56 -0500, dave hillstrom
dAvE@MeOw.oRg says...

>On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 13:39:15 -0600, Kali <kali@lart.com> wrote:
>
>
>so, yer saying the shriveled dick in a jar of chemicals is turning you
>on, then? kinky. waaaaay kinky. ;>


Ehrm.... no. I'm not worried about being satisfied. But I wonder
what satisfies *him*

Kali
--
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
- Ralph Gerard
Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

Kali wrote:
> In article <dvi0rl$s6p$168@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
> posted Sat, 18 Mar 2006 17:16:21 -0500, dave hillstrom
> dAvE@MeOw.oRg says...
>
>
> Two things you have failed to take into account: my tongue, and
> just what it is I might use the chocolate for.
>
>
> BAWK BAWK BAWK

Personaly, I would have prefered Lady Godiva. The long flowing hair
does it for me.

Is a horse included as part of the scene.

I am not sure if Kadaitcha knows about this one, *yet*?

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm


Kali <kali@lart.com> wrote in message
news:dvi472$17$7@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> In article <dvi0uk$s6p$169@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
> posted Sat, 18 Mar 2006 17:17:56 -0500, dave hillstrom
> dAvE@MeOw.oRg says...
>
stir-shit[vbcol=seagreen]
partner[vbcol=seagreen]
XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-[vbcol=seagreen]
the[vbcol=seagreen]
<qaoj12ht73kdhajbku9dkdq1ghngnbl69c@4ax.com>:[vbcol=seagreen]
formaldehyde.[vbcol=seagreen]
>
> Ehrm.... no. I'm not worried about being satisfied. But I wonder
> what satisfies *him*
>
> Kali


His little fingers on his little keyboard!

> Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
> - Ralph Gerard



Kali

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

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In article <1142724305.541334.55920
@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>, posted 18 Mar 2006 15:25:05 -
0800, Raving Loonie raving.loonie@gmail.com says...

>Kali wrote:
>Personaly, I would have prefered Lady Godiva. The long flowing hair
>does it for me.


That's nice.

> Is a horse included as part of the scene.


You haven't been following along very well, have you?

> I am not sure if Kadaitcha knows about this one, *yet*?


If he knows about what?

Kali
--
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
- Ralph Gerard
dave hillstrom

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 17:12:08 -0600, Kali <kali@lart.com> wrote:

>In article <dvi0rl$s6p$168@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>posted Sat, 18 Mar 2006 17:16:21 -0500, dave hillstrom
>dAvE@MeOw.oRg says...
>
>
>Two things you have failed to take into account: my tongue, and
>just what it is I might use the chocolate for.
>
>
>BAWK BAWK BAWK


<releases the humpy goat>

--
dave hillstrom
flonker emeritus
(but not as emeritus as lorrill buyens. shes so emeritus, shes on her third set of hands.)
((gosh i was nice with that last one..))
.. <-- sigzip
Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

Kali wrote:
> In article <1142724305.541334.55920
> @e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>, posted 18 Mar 2006 15:25:05 -
> 0800, Raving Loonie raving.loonie@gmail.com says...
>
>
> That's nice.
>
>
> You haven't been following along very well, have you?
>
>
> If he knows about what?

The fact that Lady Godiva was *already* booked.
You were a last minute stand in replacement. <smirk>

Cordially,

RL

dave hillstrom

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

On 18 Mar 2006 16:01:03 -0800, "Raving Loonie"
<raving.loonie@gmail.com> wrote:

>Kali wrote:
>The fact that Lady Godiva was *already* booked.
> You were a last minute stand in replacement. <smirk>
>
>Cordially,
>
>RL


id smite him if i was you, your godess-hood.

--
dave hillstrom
flonker emeritus
(but not as emeritus as lorrill buyens. shes so emeritus, shes on her third set of hands.)
((gosh i was nice with that last one..))
.. <-- sigzip
Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

Kali <kali@lart.com>, the slobbering drifter and tightfisted poofter who
likes perverse hammer slammin' with sea otters, and whose partner is a
snatch-peddler with disagreeable flaps, wrote in
<dvi472$17$7@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

> In article <dvi0uk$s6p$169@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
> posted Sat, 18 Mar 2006 17:17:56 -0500, dave hillstrom
> dAvE@MeOw.oRg says...
>
>
> Ehrm.... no. I'm not worried about being satisfied. But I wonder
> what satisfies *him*


I take it you've never had vaginal juices flowing all down your face.



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Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

dave hillstrom <dAvE@MeOw.oRg>, the hideous itinerant and unbelievably
overweight joy boy who likes debased tonsil hockey with Norway rats, and
whose partner is a woman about town with a dilapidated pootnanny, wrote
in <dvhdkq$s6p$162@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

> On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:48:55 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote:
>
>
> and here i thought ~belgian~ chocolate was the worlds finest. cant
> believe yer goin for that cheap french crap...


No straight person who speaks Flemish would ever buy Belgian chocolates.
There is a commonly-used derogatory word in Flemish for homosexual, which
translates to the phrase, "chocolate eater". Matters of opinion on sexual
orientation aside, what Belgians think of chocolate is patently clear.
[vbcol=seagreen]



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some of my best blow job scenes; impudent bruce; rotten fudge-pipe; dave
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gravy-giver; waterless mondos
Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

Kali <kali@lart.com>, the bowlegged loafer and vicious corn scavenger
who likes violent weasel decongesting with wombats, and whose partner is
an one-way-girl with a defective hatchet wound, wrote in
<dvhq9v$7jc$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

> In article <dvhdkq$s6p$162@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
> posted Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:48:26 -0500, dave hillstrom
> dAvE@MeOw.oRg says...
>
>
> Wow, the French stuff looked great. I know: Daev, you send me
> some of the Belgian and K-Man can send the French, and I'll let
> you know which one I prefer. Don't spend more than $200, though,
> I'd feel uneasy about that. lol


I'd be happy to give you French.



--
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crazy pipe smoker; soft blowhole; double clicking your mouse; banned;
rough connubial pleasures; gummy titters; superdupers; wide
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know someone in the biblical; bobtail; pisser; panty painting; beat the
goose; band-house; nipply; world; older light in the loafers; fart sack
: n. Bed; scratcher; as in 'Come on love, let's hit the fart sack'. See
also wanking chariot.; monkey; bottom woman; rank last action hero;
putrid jawbreakers; biddy; rotten danger the one-eyed ranger;
non-functional yogurt slinger; ruthless bonking; bliff mag; wobbly ice
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devil; strangle Kojak euph. Male masturbation; peeling the carrot;
stroking the wookie. See Kojaks roll-neck.; and bewildered; saddle bags
n. 1. Labia; piss flaps. 2. Scrotum. As in John Wayne's hairy
saddlebags.; break like a shotgun; inhibited skull XXXXing;
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dirt-hole; animal training; goat-milker; small-time battering ram; love
juice; cupid's archery; butt XXXXer; peewee; hedonistic copulation;
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indiscriminate vent renting; splat your fat; niggle; cloud; lethal groin
rubbing; Kali, Average Skinny Hooker Get Cum Covered; shoot in the bush;
unpleasant gooseberry-maker; run-down mooch; cum loving skid-pipe
plumber; merry bout; acupressure; do the dirty; shift-work; zook : n.
Prostitute.; King Dong; last compliment; copula fornicatoria; boudoir
bandit; fore-buttocks; cunt-sticker; knobs; gasket; man oil; pestilent
bunghole; works; bubo; cold-hearted fur bumping; short and curlies;
jism; fur; vinegar strokes n. male The final, climactic stages of
intercourse or masturbation. As in: "Would you believe it? The phone
rang just as I was getting onto the vinegar strokes". From the similar
facial expressions achieved when sipping vinegar.; horrendous bed
boogie; trouser trumpet; shit a brick 1. interj. Exclamation of
surprise. 2. euph. To be scared. See shit your pants.; gash; milk bar;
agile molly-mop; mackerel n. Pimp. (Unusually, a fish word not referring
to the vagina).; displeasing workmans entrance; appetite; unnatural
dickie licking; braid cutting; mettle; unrestrained yodeling in the
gulley; indiscriminate bone-a-phone answering; back; starved gongas;
decadent visiting the netherlands; bris; top heavy; Kali, Slim Dick
Sucking Hooker Wild XXX XXXXing; shot to buggery teeters; Kali, Innocent
Twink In Kitchen Gets XXX XXXXed; bashing the dummy; acral; trivial meat
straw; disappointing chocolate-road; beach dyke; Kali, Busty Black Ebony
Slut Gets Pissed On; ballarat; dirty work at the crossroads; Kali Dark
Haired Squirting Housewife Peeing; bazoongies; little engine; scraggy
beaver cleaver; male organon; narrow sex hole; macabre
chocolate-starfish; City Of Anals; displeasing fluttering love wallet;
parts below; arrhenphobia; small time short arm; old goat-peter; Kali
the nymphet shows off sexy body; cop a doodle; big meat; shorn
heinie-highway; sickly back door dirt box; unproductive tool of the
patriarchy; going mining; ac-dc; Kali, Latin Hoochie Gets Her Face
Dreched With Piss; gangrenous blinkers; ho' abbr. Whore. A familiar name
given to their charges by pimps in floppy hats, fur coats and pink
Cadillacs. As in: "Yo! Ho', shake that XXX".; rock and; Cockodile
Dun-me; savage lizard bleeding; bisexual community; slice her; ardor
urinae; bowlegged African queen; cocktus erectus; amor; trombone;
bruiser; Belisha beacon n. Flashing orange globe on a black and white
pole, named after the Transport Minister in 1934.; lowly swingers; wild
masonic secret self-handshakes; vile fairy; circle; aunt flo(w)'s in
town; fierce anal-rape fantasies; Kali, Raunchy Amateur Twinks Sucking
Outdoor; bald man in a boat; amputation fetish; animalistic carnal
engagement; Kali, Gay Boys Outdoor Tight XXX XXXXing; topless hand
shandy n. A service available from rub-a-tug shops (qv) for between ?5
and ?25.; hard-hitting adam and eve; Constable n. A roughly shaven
minge.; ulcerous bardache; disappointing poop chute; beef cudgel; fudge
packer; Irish toothache n. An erection; bone. As in: "Is that a gun in
your pocket, or have you just got Irish toothache?"; play at in-and-out;
bad week; svelte acorn andy; Kali, Nude Tranny With Tan Lines Jerks In
Bedroom; male satisfier; drenched servants entrance; sexual intercourse;
dilapidated pooper; spunk dump; Kali, Bizarre Domina Fetish Action;
australian passive; monstrous goo pot; rough roundies; belle boy; bitsy
porksicle; boy-in-the-bush; tender exhaust-pipe; longdick; illicit butt
slamming; shrunk sweater puffs; betty shits her dress; toneless nibs;
disgusting shock-absorbers; disgusting mercy XXXXs; wingle; Busty Blond
Babe Kali Peeing On Fat Dick; impertinent m2f-centric; Kali, Bald Gay
Teen Wild Interracial XXXXXXX XXXX; french XXXX; conspicuous twink;
bonking; obscene dicky dunks; bedmate; animalistic knee-trembler; swack;
axillar; marabon stork; bug; amiable; lock in key; bruised creamery;
reduced hog leg; Kali, Cute Innocent Army Gay Jerking Cock; bulging
third-eye; split a kipper euph. male To have sex. As in "This lady
appears to like me. With luck I may later have the opportunity to split
a kipper".; grin like a wanking Jap sim. To grin broadly, as a Nissan
executive might do as he turned (even more) Japanese (qv) as he neared
the vinegar strokes (qv) on his approach to the Billy Mill roundabout
(qv).; bucket fanny n. A spacious vagina. Also Tardis fanny / twat.;
messy shit-chute; lucky Pierre n. In botting (qv), the busiest botter in
a three man bum chain (qv); the filling in a shirt lifter sandwich.;
unhappy cod canal; kinky anal delights; tiffing; pearl necklace; hideous
sex; Velcro triangle n. Minge; mott; mapatasi. Also Velcro valley.;
savage slob-jobs; have a bit of; jiggady-jig; boy-lover; bathysadism;
aging actress; weeny hairy scary and the two bald men; mustard; get a
leg over; boxers; noxious fish taco; affaire d'honneur; beat meat;
grummet; spineless magumbos; sinking the pork sword; Kali, Asian Teen
Gay XXXXing Doggystyle On Sofa; quiescent vanilla-queen; dohickeys;
Kali, Brunette Tranny Body Cumshot; bosom chums; boxing with richard;
hardhearted anal-rape; tumefied phallus; pound the; dandified colon
commando; frick; balding woman-man; doll-tits; rocky one-eyed horny
newt; Kali with a cuke; slutty come-on boy; groan; inoperable dong; no
go sex meat; clap; ironing some wrinkles; Kali, Young Gay Boy Nude Gets
Tight XXX XXXXed; twangers; immense bermuda triangle; bar hustler; go
belly-to-belly; Kali, Busty Teen Gets Pissed On & XXXXed Wild; throwaway
barfairy; ayuga; beef gravy; privy; butter box; Kali, Bisexual Twinks
Tricking Cute Teen Babe; basket days; blatant shirttail-lifter; immodest
anal coitus; Kali, Ebony Babe At Home Gets Pissed On; dejected beastus
maximus; loud catcher; anorapt; piece of flesh; Kali and Lovely buff man
sitts on a lap and blowjob big boner; bare-skinned; Hairy Movie;
spooters; Kali, Wild Thai Tranny Gets Titty XXXX & Assbang; jaundiced
gut butcher; polish the lighthouse v. male To masturbate in the bath.;
abasiophilia; undignified exercise-the-armadillo; hard breathing; Kali
the crazy deepthroat amateur French-woman; berk; generous pink lips;
eff; awkward arse-wedge
Kali

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

In article <xq4u7v$7jx$h@uncoordinated-mammaroonies.co.nz>,
posted Sun, 19 Mar 2006 07:48:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-
you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com says...

>Kali <kali@lart.com>, the bowlegged loafer and vicious corn scavenger
>who likes violent weasel decongesting with wombats, and whose partner is
>an one-way-girl with a defective hatchet wound, wrote in
><dvhq9v$7jc$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
>
>I'd be happy to give you French.


Yay! I like that cabinet with shelves in it for storing mass
quantities of chocolate.

Kali
--
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
- Ralph Gerard
Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 4:00 pm

Kali <kali@lart.com>, the decrepit old fart and deviant chocolate-bunny
who likes fervid bull milking with piglets, and whose partner is a
chippie with a nauseating furback turtle, wrote in
<dvii5g$csv$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

> In article <xq4u7v$7jx$h@uncoordinated-mammaroonies.co.nz>,
> posted Sun, 19 Mar 2006 07:48:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-
> you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com says...
>
>
> Yay! I like that cabinet with shelves in it for storing mass
> quantities of chocolate.


Yes, dear.

<aside>
At least I'm glad she didn't express a preference for Greek.



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Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2006-03-22, 4:01 pm

From : "Kadaitcha Man" <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com>
Message-ID : <04dejf$6vg$l@degraded-twangers.co.jp>


>I take it you've never had vaginal juices flowing
>all down your face




Careful Lebo or (DDNos)-Kali will buttonhole Sean Monaghan
to censor you for you disgusting sexual fantasies


When you get more experienced *stoopid*, you will learn to
*eat* without letting the juices flow down your face


Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 4:01 pm

Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. <.@.>, the plump ne'er-do-well and
free-and-easy boss-queen who likes nasty leg sliding with goats, and
whose partner is a lingerie-lass with a gaping muffler, wrote in
<20062680.f58cd8@news.bumsport.net>:

> From : "Kadaitcha Man" <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com>
> Message-ID : <04dejf$6vg$l@degraded-twangers.co.jp>
>
>
>
>
>
> Careful Lebo or (DDNos)-Kali will buttonhole Sean Monaghan
> to censor you for you disgusting sexual fantasies


Your tacit admission to being a homosexual is taken in evidence against you.



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dave hillstrom

2006-03-22, 4:02 pm

On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 09:04:09 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote:

>Kali <kali@lart.com>, the decrepit old fart and deviant chocolate-bunny
>who likes fervid bull milking with piglets, and whose partner is a
>chippie with a nauseating furback turtle, wrote in
><dvii5g$csv$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
>
>Yes, dear.
>
><aside>
>At least I'm glad she didn't express a preference for Greek.


you got sumthin against spanikopita?

--
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(but not as emeritus as lorrill buyens. shes so emeritus, shes on her third set of hands.)
((gosh i was nice with that last one..))
.. <-- sigzip
Raving Loonie

2006-03-22, 4:02 pm

dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 09:04:09 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote:
>
>
> you got sumthin against spanikopita?

Alexis Zorba: God has a very big heart but there is one sin he will not
forgive
[slaps table]
Alexis Zorba: if a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go. I
know because a very wise old Turk told me.

http://poll.imdb.com/title/tt0057831/quotes

Infer what you will ...

Cordially,

RL

Kadaitcha Man

2006-03-22, 4:02 pm

dave hillstrom <dAvE@MeOw.oRg>, the infirm homeless man and submissive
toyboy who likes indelicate off-the-wrist shots with chipmunks, and
whose partner is a short-time girl with a crappy clam canal, wrote in
<dvkhfv$s6p$202@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

> On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 09:04:09 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-XXX.com> wrote:
>
>
> you got sumthin against spanikopita?


Not in and of itself, no. I hate Feta.



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Kali

2006-03-22, 4:02 pm

In article <gpyiym$umu$l@inert-cantaloupes.com.au>, posted Mon,
20 Mar 2006 07:35:36 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-
my-big-black-XXX.com says...

>dave hillstrom <dAvE@MeOw.oRg>, the infirm homeless man and submissive
>toyboy who likes indelicate off-the-wrist shots with chipmunks, and
>whose partner is a short-time girl with a crappy clam canal, wrote in
><dvkhfv$s6p$202@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
>
>Not in and of itself, no. I hate Feta.


I would really love some baklava right about now.

Kali
--
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
- Ralph Gerard
tinplated

2006-03-22, 4:02 pm

On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 21:41:12 -0600, Kali <kali@lart.com> wrote:

>In article <gpyiym$umu$l@inert-cantaloupes.com.au>, posted Mon,
>20 Mar 2006 07:35:36 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-
>my-big-black-XXX.com says...
>
>
>I would really love some baklava right about now.



http://www.campmor.com/images/cloth/larger/12645_l.jpg

Anything else?
dave hillstrom

2006-03-22, 4:02 pm

On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 21:41:12 -0600, Kali <kali@lart.com> wrote:

>In article <gpyiym$umu$l@inert-cantaloupes.com.au>, posted Mon,
>20 Mar 2006 07:35:36 +0545, Kadaitcha Man XXXX-you.ya.cunt@kiss-
>my-big-black-XXX.com says...
>
>
>I would really love some baklava right about now.


who in their right mind wouldnt? the last family b-day party i had, i
asked for baklava instead of cake. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
all that sticky honey goodness!!

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dave hillstrom
flonker emeritus
(but not as emeritus as lorrill buyens. shes so emeritus, shes on her third set of hands.)
((gosh i was nice with that last one..))
.. <-- sigzip
dave hillstrom

2006-03-22, 4:02 pm

On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:35:08 -0500, tinplated <throwaway59@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 21:41:12 -0600, Kali <kali@lart.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>http://www.campmor.com/images/cloth/larger/12645_l.jpg
>
>Anything else?


ahem.

--
dave hillstrom
flonker emeritus
(but not as emeritus as lorrill buyens. shes so emeritus, shes on her third set of hands.)
((gosh i was nice with that last one..))
.. <-- sigzip
tinplated

2006-03-22, 4:03 pm

On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:05:31 -0500, dave hillstrom <dAvE@MeOw.oRg>
wrote:

>On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:35:08 -0500, tinplated <throwaway59@yahoo.com>
>wrote:
>
>
>ahem.


<skritches DVAE under chin>

There, all better now?
Rasta Khan

2006-03-22, 4:03 pm

tinplated <throwaway59@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:hr7322le21qh0os4anuk8k0pmli7jg7d2e@4ax.com:

> <skritches DVAE under chin>


That's disgusting.


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