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BULLETIN -- ED CONRAD TO DONATE BRAIN TO SCIENCE ..
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| Ed Conrad 2006-03-25, 11:29 am |
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No, No, NO!
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Not so fast! You ain't gettin' mine 'til I'm dead.
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The one I'm donating is a petrified brain that has petrified
evolutionists for the past 25 years..
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Photos below show one hemisphere of a human brain
discovered between anthracite veins in NE Penna.
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-004S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-002S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-003S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-005S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-001S.JPG
Photos of a human brain (two hemispheres)
http://www.csm.ornl.gov/SC99/brain.jpg
http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefm...12/T012859C.jpg
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The petrified brain is just one of numerous human bones,
teeth and soft organs I've discovered between coal veins
and which have been the object of incredible deceit, deception,
collusion and conspiracy by the totally corrupt Scientific
Establishment.
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These specimens are the physical evidence that evolution
is a total farce, and that men -- and you, too, ladies -- have been
around since anthracite was formed some 280 million years ago.
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> "IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN. . ."
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> WIZARD OF OZ:
"Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre
commodity."
"Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth
or slinks through slimy seas has a brain.
"Back where I come from, we have universities, Seats
of Great Learning, where men go to become great thinkers.
"And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with
no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you
haven't got: A diploma!"
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> SCARECROW:
"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles
triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Oh, joy! Rapture! I've finally got a brain. How can I ever thank
you."
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> WIZARD OF OZ:
"You can't!"
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> OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS (SOME HUMAN)
> DISCOVERED BETWEEN ANTHRACITE VEINS
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> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/skullb.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z11calv.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/z8femur.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Fossils/FINGERS11.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/newtibia.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrifiedx/MVC-002S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/z5gall.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/z9lung.jpg
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> OTHER DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/1tooth.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix3/z3dino.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID\MVC-017S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FossilsinRock/MVC-007S.JPG
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> HAND-CARVED PETRIFIED COALIFIED HANDLE
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FOSSILS/MVC-009F.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-002S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-003S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-004S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-005S.JPG
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> SOME FAVORABLE SCIENTIFIC TEST RESULTS
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Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith1/MVC-008S.JPG
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American Medical Laboratories
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID\MVC-024S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID\MVC-002S.JPG
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CATscan performed on petrified premolar
> http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/graph.gif
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Scanning Electron Microscopy performed on petrified tibia
> http://www.edconrad.com/canals/sem.jpg
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Presence of Haversian canals (Microscopic photo of ground section)
> http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/proof1.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/SimplyMagic/Dartboard.jpg
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<Ed Conrad
> http://www.edconrad.com
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< Man as Old as Coal
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| Mike Schilling 2006-03-25, 1:23 pm |
| Scientists discover a petrified brain, identified as Ed Conrad's, in a lump
of anthracite...
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| Graham J Weeks 2006-03-25, 1:23 pm |
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If only you had you would not cross post.
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| Hexenmeister 2006-03-26, 12:38 am |
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"Graham J Weeks" <gweeks@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:44258B77.71CDDA5@btinternet.com...
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| If only you had you would not cross post.
You can't stop a pig from squealing.
Even bacon is noisy in the frying pan.
Androcles.
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| Bill Snyder 2006-03-26, 12:38 am |
| On Sat, 25 Mar 2006 17:46:24 GMT, "Mike Schilling"
<mscottschilling@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Scientists discover a petrified brain, identified as Ed Conrad's, in a lump
>of anthracite...
If scientists ever discovered that Spamrad *had* a brain, petrified or
not, in his skull or elsewhere, we'd be reading about it in _Nature_.
--
Bill Snyder [This space unintentionally left blank.]
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| Graham J Weeks 2006-03-26, 12:38 am |
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alt.quotations does not want your cross posts.
desist.
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| Alohacyberian 2006-03-26, 12:38 am |
| "Bill Snyder" <bsnyder@airmail.net> wrote in message
news:7deb22tdcs7p4npkgo821dg0m39fvd1hr4@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 25 Mar 2006 17:46:24 GMT, "Mike Schilling"
> <mscottschilling@hotmail.com> wrote:
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> If scientists ever discovered that Spamrad *had* a brain, petrified or
> not, in his skull or elsewhere, we'd be reading about it in _Nature_.
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Naw, I think it would be in _Mechanix Illustrated_.
OBQ:
"You've got the brain of a four year old boy, and I bet he was glad to get
rid of it."
~ Groucho Marx
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| Alohacyberian 2006-03-26, 10:29 am |
| "Graham J Weeks" <gweeks@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:44262A0B.5BB03646@btinternet.com...
> Alohacyberian wrote:
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> This is true of the cross posters. I have twice berated this set but not
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> our group.
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> Please do not feed the cross posters. They are like beggars. Giving to
> them
> only encourages them.
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Oh, this spam was cross-posted to literally thousands of newsgroups, so I
seriously doubt if the author will come back to read any repartee or be
encouraged. If it really was posted from Verizon.net (a very large ISP) as
indicated by the headers, there is a good chance he'll lose his account if
enough people complain to abuse@verizon.net. KM
OBQs:
"The man who never reads will never be read; he who never quotes will never
be quoted. He who will not use the thoughts of other men's brains proves
that he has no brains of his own."
~ Charles Haddon Spurgeon
"A full tongue and an empty brain are seldom parted."
~ Francis Quarles
"The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable
rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this
task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes
root, it doesn't need its brain anymore so it eats it! (It's rather like
getting tenure.)"
~ Daniel Dennett
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