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I was late for work today.
After my morning prayers were verified by the precinct priest, I stopped by the
corner news vendor for a copy of The Daily Directive - I sure didn't want to be
caught without the day's Presidential Edicts on hand. As I was waiting for the
CoalBus, the group I was with, was called on to Witness the trial and Just
Stoning of a suspected lesbian. The arresting priest kindly demanded our
obedience, and we all complied, giving Thanks to God and our glorious Leader for
the gift of seeing the wicked exposed, and duly punished. Praise God.
I humbly explained my tardiness to the Corporate supervisor, and he righteously
docked me two days pay and re-assigned me to the casket room. I am thankful to
the supervisor for giving me the gift of humility. Praise God.
As a dutiful employee (and parishioner of my country), I joined the others
during the day’s meal period to read through today's Presidential Edicts. I was
gladdened to see that President Bush (long may he rule in God's name) finally
disbanded the Congress (they deserved it, after trying to debate the 32nd
Amendment). After all, everyone knows God told our eternal President that
repealing the Bill of Rights was our best defense against the Godless terrorists
and wicked homosexuals. And, to be fair, Congress did pass the last two
Amendments as ordered by Holy Justice Alito and Holy Supreme Justice Roberts.
And Governor-General Gonzolaz has decreed the banning to be fully within our
Holy Leader's divine stricture. Who needs a Congress anyway, when our
Corporations do a better job of representing us, as was intended by the Founding
Shareholders? Congress was just a waste of divine resources, better put to
fighting the terrorists, homosexuals, and liberals. Praise God.
Speaking of liberals, we caught one in our section today. I was finishing up the
frame of a very nice casket for a Crusader who died in Massachusetts fighting
against terrorists, when the man next to me commented about what a "waste" it
was to send our young men and women off to die. Luckily, the monitors were on
their toes, and before I could even straighten up to inform the shift supervisor
he was swarmed by Corporate priests, who performed a quick exorcism to cleanse
him of blasphemous thoughts, which thankfully, ended his life. Praise God.
It has been about ten years now, since our President was ordered by God to
retain his holy office, and as a faithful American, I couldn't be happier. I
used to miss my children, but their service in the munitions factory takes
precedence over a parent's love, and I am proud of them - their section always
turns a profit. Praise God.
Tomorrow is my mother's Final Conversion. I have been ordered to attend by the
precinct priest. She might have been granted another five years, had she a skill
of any use to the Corporation in charge of our county, but school teachers are
not profitable, and at 60, she is merely a useless pensioner, a drain on the
sacred balance sheet. I am thankful that her body will provide at least heat
energy to the munitions factory where her grandchildren work. I only hope when
my Final Conversion comes, the Corporation will find my body so useful - perhaps
I'll even be chosen as an Organ Donor. Who knows? Maybe my kidneys or liver will
go to extend the life of a Divine CEO. Dear Lord and President, I pray I might
be so blessed. Praise God.
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Lord Cerne Abbas
We shall go on to the end, we shall defend our World, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall
fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall
never surrender, and even if this World, or a large part of it were subjugated
and starving, then we would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time,
the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue
and the liberation of the old."
To rebel is right, to disobey is a duty, to act is necessary !
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