| Cactus Jammies 2005-05-18, 11:21 am |
| That's two of the "I ain't yo momma" line in jammies with the dragon tail
trim and what about those clingy things that horny toads wear after the
lights go out? I can put a couple of horse sized ones on the invoice. How
about spidersilk, slick and saucy? Maybe I can complement the red sorrel
refinish, sure you don't need platinum highlights in that like all the other
lovely loosiana ladies I see in tied in the stall near the Mall of Titty?
Can't do dick for the donkey, though. ha ha Mares can't jump.
cactus jammies
now importing high class embroidery from a prison camp someplace, don't ask.
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I'm very content smokeing paticular herbs with Loretta and having the
ice cream plant up and running again. Not to mention all the wine I get
from the winery
Loretta has spoke of a designer of swamp wear and I need some night
gowns an pajamas she said the designer is wonderful and can create
perfect clothes for a horse as of myself.
I have also had my hair dyed I am a flameing red sorrel now. I have a
great life with Loretta and have learned so much since we rid the demons
from that thang from the black lagoon. Loretta is training him in
ediquit, language, and math. He is getting ready for DNA , skin grafts,
and several other procedures so he wont be so scarry. He is our other
room mate and is a great cook like Jethrine. seems like her dna and the
creatures dna match. so he is our brother and will be treated as one. He
is especially fond of going to church and wants to become the next
Reverend in the swamp. When you return we shall celebrate Baddlucks#2
victory with lots of things.
Baddluck
iz goodluck
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Well, I guess i've got to respect your wishes, Badd Luck. We've been
partners for many years. Why, I remember when you were just a baby and
I rocked you in your cradle back in those cotton fields back home. And
the time you got your first piece of XXX. It was that damn mule across
the street and laughed at you long and hard after that one. And I'm
convinced it was that experience that turned you into the best damn
bucker there's ever been, bar none. Your clone isn't much of a bucker,
but I'll bet if I shoved a firecracker up her XXX and lit it, she'd do
alot better. Badd Luck II is winning all her races since we found the
racetrack. Swamprat never showed up to jockey her so I've been doing
that too. I whisper sweet nothing in her ear, just like I did you when
you were a baby, and she runs like the wind. I'm gonna bring her home
after the 'big race' so's she can meet you. Take good care of Lotitta, I
understand she aint feeling too well.
Ash
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