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And Mr Miles Lawlor - Exactly As Promised
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| George Orwell 2005-05-01, 10:55 pm |
| In article <20050428215417.B6BC7170AF@mail.cypherpunks.to>
Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer <nobody@cypherpunks.to> wrote:
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> And do you know what else Mr *Miles* *Lawlor* ? I'll now ensure that this is posted in as
> many newsgroups as possible all over usenet, so that by the time you get to
> work tomorrow, you will be spending all your employer' time, and employers
> computer time, and employer's paper to print it out on your employer's printer
> and Xeroxing it on your employer's Xerox machine that you won't have time to do
> any productive work. And do you know why I can do this? Because this is
> America, just like you told me, which means that monkey boi truck drivers have
> the same power as monkey boi lawyers.
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> And I will sign this one for your print-out.
I have an empty in-box Mr Miles Lawlor.
I did warn you about that in advance.
Alan Palmer
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| A.Melon 2005-05-01, 10:55 pm |
| In article <fef3dab8e15de998ebcc741e1a6cc286@mixmaster.it>
George Orwell <nobody@mixmaster.it> wrote:[vbcol=seagreen]
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> In article <20050428215417.B6BC7170AF@mail.cypherpunks.to>
> Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer <nobody@cypherpunks.to> wrote:
I still have an empty in-box Mr Miles Lawlor and the phone didn't ring as
instructed, so this is the start of the address.
4911 Edgeworth Drive
Still counting down Mr Lawlor
Alan Palmer
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| Iceman 2005-05-01, 10:55 pm |
| On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 20:34:04 -0700 (PDT), A.Melon wrote:
> Still counting down Mr Lawlor
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> Alan Palmer
No longer a threat, now its full blown extortion.
What a sorry XXXXXXX.
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| Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. 2005-05-01, 10:55 pm |
| From : Kali <kali@databasix.com>
Message-ID : <d536gg$c03$5@chihuahua.databasix.com>
>I wear First. Not the EDT, the perfume. You may send some
The only thing *elder* Iceman will ever send you is a silhouette of empty anticipations
He has already said *you* were sensibly numb and above the *excitement* of
receiving gifts and impulse shopping
You are *his* dreamtime *walking* encephalon in a stiff petty-coat and ugg boots
'sides *elder* Iceman is more likely to send *you* the soft floral fragrance of a
straw sun hat with a plastic flower band
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| Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. 2005-05-01, 10:55 pm |
| From : Kali <kali@databasix.com>
Message-ID : <d5362l$c03$4@upa.databasix.com>
>I hear those koala bears are mean little bastards. True?
Only on request *mutton chops*
*I* prefer tender sapphic fondling
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| Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. 2005-05-01, 10:55 pm |
| From : Kali <kali@databasix.com>
Message-ID : <d536gg$c03$5@chihuahua.databasix.com>
>but he's done a fine job of slapping you around over the years
Careful now *mutton chops*, *you* don't want any flaccid rustling in *elder* Iceman's trousers
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| Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. 2005-05-02, 10:53 pm |
| From : "^reaper^" <knocking@deaths.door>
Message-ID : <1e8t159hczhml.dlg@fallen.angel>
>we interrupt this program for an impotent announcement
What, something to do with *elder* Iceman ?
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| In article <15943440.1482ca0@news.bumsport.edu>, posted Sun, 01
May 2005 20:55:15 +1000, Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. .@.
says...
>From : Iceman <1c3m4n@gl4c13r.org>
>Message-ID : <1megvpvhsk2pa$.dlg@gl4c13r.org>
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>Poppycock *elder* Iceman, you can't even slap yourself
I don't know how old Iceman is, but he's done a fine job of
slapping you around over the years.
>If *you* have the need to impress *mutton chops*, send her some
>Clive Christian eau de parfum you *stoopid* impotent closet backslider
I wear First. Not the EDT, the perfume. You may send some.
>You need to defrost *your* fridge before you go tough *stoopid*
It's good to see those asterisks being put to good use. Not
enough and I'm concerned for you, and too many are just wasted.
Kali
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"But I don't want to go among mad people,"
Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that,"
said the Cat, "we're all mad here. I'm mad.
You're mad." -Lewis Carroll
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| Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. 2005-05-04, 9:01 am |
| From : Kali <kali@databasix.com>
Message-ID : <d5362l$c03$4@upa.databasix.com>
>I hear those koala bears are mean little bastards. True?
Only on request *mutton chops*
*I* prefer tender sapphic fondling
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| Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. 2005-05-04, 9:01 am |
| From : Kali <kali@databasix.com>
Message-ID : <d536gg$c03$5@chihuahua.databasix.com>
>but he's done a fine job of slapping you around over the years
Careful now *mutton chops*, *you* don't want any flaccid rustling in *elder* Iceman's trousers
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| In article <16qlmh13eseek$.dlg@gl4c13r.org>, posted Sat, 30 Apr
2005 00:56:06 GMT, Iceman 1c3m4n@gl4c13r.org says...
>On 29 Apr 2005 18:09:20 +0200, ThePsyko wrote:
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>Then when she realizes what a flake he is and dumps him he'll blame me for
>that too. And prolly sue. LOL
Okay, I'm really confused. Who is Miles Lawlor? I thought the
husband's name was Thomas? Does the wife post to smdh or ash-c,
or? How can he snuggle with her when he's thousands of miles
away on a different continent? What does any of this have to do
with Iceman?
Kali
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"But I don't want to go among mad people,"
Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that,"
said the Cat, "we're all mad here. I'm mad.
You're mad." -Lewis Carroll
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| Iceman 2005-05-05, 5:58 pm |
| On Sat, 30 Apr 2005 20:18:38 -0500, Kali wrote:
> In article <16qlmh13eseek$.dlg@gl4c13r.org>, posted Sat, 30 Apr
> 2005 00:56:06 GMT, Iceman 1c3m4n@gl4c13r.org says...
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> Okay, I'm really confused. Who is Miles Lawlor? I thought the
> husband's name was Thomas? Does the wife post to smdh or ash-c,
> or? How can he snuggle with her when he's thousands of miles
> away on a different continent? What does any of this have to do
> with Iceman?
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> Kali
Beats the heck out of me! Mebbe I'm his only grip on reality?
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| Iceman 2005-05-05, 5:58 pm |
| On Sat, 30 Apr 2005 20:47:43 -0500, Kali wrote:
> In article <fha4j5kgv88w$.dlg@gl4c13r.org>, posted Sun, 01 May
> 2005 01:36:37 GMT, Iceman 1c3m4n@gl4c13r.org says...
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> He's hanging on to you like a life raft, huh? lol
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> Kali
Heh, he knows I'll slap him upside the head when needed. 
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| ^reaper^ 2005-05-05, 5:58 pm |
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sci.psychology.psychotherapy, and hastily inscribed the following
unintelligible Sanskrit in <news:fha4j5kgv88w$.dlg@gl4c13r.org>:
> On Sat, 30 Apr 2005 20:18:38 -0500, Kali wrote:
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> Beats the heck out of me! Mebbe I'm his only grip on reality?
[we interrupt this program for an impotent announcement]
LCA's public debriefing took a new turn when his blowup doll turned
out to be thomas. After learning Miles Lawlor had tricked him, LCA
pulled up his shorts, grabbed a bottle of gin, and proceeded to teh
juicenet. Officials report several psoters were found in a stupor
after reading LCA's psots. They are now advising remaining psoters to
apply liberal amounts of guffaws, lols, and hahahas, should they
encounter LCA's psots.
[we now return you to as teh k00k turns]
^reaper^
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| Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. 2005-05-05, 5:58 pm |
| From : Kali <kali@databasix.com>
Message-ID : <d51cfr$hi6$2@shpxurnq.databasix.com>
>He's hanging on to you like a life raft, huh?
In private moments in the boudoir, *I* always hang on like a koala bear
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| In article <15943440.1482ca0@news.bumsport.edu>, posted Sun, 01
May 2005 20:55:15 +1000, Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. .@.
says...
>From : Iceman <1c3m4n@gl4c13r.org>
>Message-ID : <1megvpvhsk2pa$.dlg@gl4c13r.org>
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>Poppycock *elder* Iceman, you can't even slap yourself
I don't know how old Iceman is, but he's done a fine job of
slapping you around over the years.
>If *you* have the need to impress *mutton chops*, send her some
>Clive Christian eau de parfum you *stoopid* impotent closet backslider
I wear First. Not the EDT, the perfume. You may send some.
>You need to defrost *your* fridge before you go tough *stoopid*
It's good to see those asterisks being put to good use. Not
enough and I'm concerned for you, and too many are just wasted.
Kali
--
"But I don't want to go among mad people,"
Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that,"
said the Cat, "we're all mad here. I'm mad.
You're mad." -Lewis Carroll
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| Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. 2005-05-06, 9:18 am |
| From : "^reaper^" <knocking@deaths.door>
Message-ID : <1e8t159hczhml.dlg@fallen.angel>
>we interrupt this program for an impotent announcement
What, something to do with *elder* Iceman ?
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