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Author And Mr Miles Lawlor - Exactly As Promised
George Orwell

2005-05-01, 10:55 pm

In article <20050428215417.B6BC7170AF@mail.cypherpunks.to>
Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer <nobody@cypherpunks.to> wrote:
>
>
> And do you know what else Mr *Miles* *Lawlor* ? I'll now ensure that this is posted in as
> many newsgroups as possible all over usenet, so that by the time you get to
> work tomorrow, you will be spending all your employer' time, and employers
> computer time, and employer's paper to print it out on your employer's printer
> and Xeroxing it on your employer's Xerox machine that you won't have time to do
> any productive work. And do you know why I can do this? Because this is
> America, just like you told me, which means that monkey boi truck drivers have
> the same power as monkey boi lawyers.
>
> And I will sign this one for your print-out.


I have an empty in-box Mr Miles Lawlor.

I did warn you about that in advance.

Alan Palmer
























































A.Melon

2005-05-01, 10:55 pm

In article <fef3dab8e15de998ebcc741e1a6cc286@mixmaster.it>
George Orwell <nobody@mixmaster.it> wrote:[vbcol=seagreen]
>
> In article <20050428215417.B6BC7170AF@mail.cypherpunks.to>
> Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer <nobody@cypherpunks.to> wrote:

I still have an empty in-box Mr Miles Lawlor and the phone didn't ring as
instructed, so this is the start of the address.

4911 Edgeworth Drive

Still counting down Mr Lawlor

Alan Palmer






















































Iceman

2005-05-01, 10:55 pm

On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 20:34:04 -0700 (PDT), A.Melon wrote:

> Still counting down Mr Lawlor
>
> Alan Palmer


No longer a threat, now its full blown extortion.

What a sorry XXXXXXX.
Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2005-05-01, 10:55 pm

From : Kali <kali@databasix.com>
Message-ID : <d536gg$c03$5@chihuahua.databasix.com>





>I wear First. Not the EDT, the perfume. You may send some




The only thing *elder* Iceman will ever send you is a silhouette of empty anticipations


He has already said *you* were sensibly numb and above the *excitement* of
receiving gifts and impulse shopping

You are *his* dreamtime *walking* encephalon in a stiff petty-coat and ugg boots




'sides *elder* Iceman is more likely to send *you* the soft floral fragrance of a
straw sun hat with a plastic flower band




Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2005-05-01, 10:55 pm

From : Kali <kali@databasix.com>
Message-ID : <d5362l$c03$4@upa.databasix.com>




>I hear those koala bears are mean little bastards. True?




Only on request *mutton chops*



*I* prefer tender sapphic fondling

Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2005-05-01, 10:55 pm

From : Kali <kali@databasix.com>
Message-ID : <d536gg$c03$5@chihuahua.databasix.com>


>but he's done a fine job of slapping you around over the years




Careful now *mutton chops*, *you* don't want any flaccid rustling in *elder* Iceman's trousers





Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2005-05-02, 10:53 pm

From : "^reaper^" <knocking@deaths.door>
Message-ID : <1e8t159hczhml.dlg@fallen.angel>




>we interrupt this program for an impotent announcement



What, something to do with *elder* Iceman ?

Kali

2005-05-04, 9:01 am

In article <15943440.1482ca0@news.bumsport.edu>, posted Sun, 01
May 2005 20:55:15 +1000, Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. .@.
says...

>From : Iceman <1c3m4n@gl4c13r.org>
>Message-ID : <1megvpvhsk2pa$.dlg@gl4c13r.org>
>
>
>
>
>
>Poppycock *elder* Iceman, you can't even slap yourself


I don't know how old Iceman is, but he's done a fine job of
slapping you around over the years.

>If *you* have the need to impress *mutton chops*, send her some
>Clive Christian eau de parfum you *stoopid* impotent closet backslider


I wear First. Not the EDT, the perfume. You may send some.

>You need to defrost *your* fridge before you go tough *stoopid*


It's good to see those asterisks being put to good use. Not
enough and I'm concerned for you, and too many are just wasted.

Kali
--
"But I don't want to go among mad people,"
Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that,"
said the Cat, "we're all mad here. I'm mad.
You're mad." -Lewis Carroll
Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2005-05-04, 9:01 am

From : Kali <kali@databasix.com>
Message-ID : <d5362l$c03$4@upa.databasix.com>




>I hear those koala bears are mean little bastards. True?




Only on request *mutton chops*



*I* prefer tender sapphic fondling

Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2005-05-04, 9:01 am

From : Kali <kali@databasix.com>
Message-ID : <d536gg$c03$5@chihuahua.databasix.com>


>but he's done a fine job of slapping you around over the years




Careful now *mutton chops*, *you* don't want any flaccid rustling in *elder* Iceman's trousers





Kali

2005-05-05, 5:58 pm

In article <16qlmh13eseek$.dlg@gl4c13r.org>, posted Sat, 30 Apr
2005 00:56:06 GMT, Iceman 1c3m4n@gl4c13r.org says...

>On 29 Apr 2005 18:09:20 +0200, ThePsyko wrote:
>
>
>Then when she realizes what a flake he is and dumps him he'll blame me for
>that too. And prolly sue. LOL


Okay, I'm really confused. Who is Miles Lawlor? I thought the
husband's name was Thomas? Does the wife post to smdh or ash-c,
or? How can he snuggle with her when he's thousands of miles
away on a different continent? What does any of this have to do
with Iceman?

Kali
--
"But I don't want to go among mad people,"
Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that,"
said the Cat, "we're all mad here. I'm mad.
You're mad." -Lewis Carroll
Iceman

2005-05-05, 5:58 pm

On Sat, 30 Apr 2005 20:18:38 -0500, Kali wrote:

> In article <16qlmh13eseek$.dlg@gl4c13r.org>, posted Sat, 30 Apr
> 2005 00:56:06 GMT, Iceman 1c3m4n@gl4c13r.org says...
>
>
> Okay, I'm really confused. Who is Miles Lawlor? I thought the
> husband's name was Thomas? Does the wife post to smdh or ash-c,
> or? How can he snuggle with her when he's thousands of miles
> away on a different continent? What does any of this have to do
> with Iceman?
>
> Kali


Beats the heck out of me! Mebbe I'm his only grip on reality?
Iceman

2005-05-05, 5:58 pm

On Sat, 30 Apr 2005 20:47:43 -0500, Kali wrote:

> In article <fha4j5kgv88w$.dlg@gl4c13r.org>, posted Sun, 01 May
> 2005 01:36:37 GMT, Iceman 1c3m4n@gl4c13r.org says...
>
>
> He's hanging on to you like a life raft, huh? lol
>
> Kali


Heh, he knows I'll slap him upside the head when needed.
^reaper^

2005-05-05, 5:58 pm

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While sipping absinthe, Iceman heard a loud sucking noise coming from
sci.psychology.psychotherapy, and hastily inscribed the following
unintelligible Sanskrit in <news:fha4j5kgv88w$.dlg@gl4c13r.org>:

> On Sat, 30 Apr 2005 20:18:38 -0500, Kali wrote:
>
>
> Beats the heck out of me! Mebbe I'm his only grip on reality?


[we interrupt this program for an impotent announcement]

LCA's public debriefing took a new turn when his blowup doll turned
out to be thomas. After learning Miles Lawlor had tricked him, LCA
pulled up his shorts, grabbed a bottle of gin, and proceeded to teh
juicenet. Officials report several psoters were found in a stupor
after reading LCA's psots. They are now advising remaining psoters to
apply liberal amounts of guffaws, lols, and hahahas, should they
encounter LCA's psots.

[we now return you to as teh k00k turns]

^reaper^

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Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2005-05-05, 5:58 pm

From : Kali <kali@databasix.com>
Message-ID : <d51cfr$hi6$2@shpxurnq.databasix.com>




>He's hanging on to you like a life raft, huh?





In private moments in the boudoir, *I* always hang on like a koala bear

Kali

2005-05-05, 10:56 pm

In article <15943440.1482ca0@news.bumsport.edu>, posted Sun, 01
May 2005 20:55:15 +1000, Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. .@.
says...

>From : Iceman <1c3m4n@gl4c13r.org>
>Message-ID : <1megvpvhsk2pa$.dlg@gl4c13r.org>
>
>
>
>
>
>Poppycock *elder* Iceman, you can't even slap yourself


I don't know how old Iceman is, but he's done a fine job of
slapping you around over the years.

>If *you* have the need to impress *mutton chops*, send her some
>Clive Christian eau de parfum you *stoopid* impotent closet backslider


I wear First. Not the EDT, the perfume. You may send some.

>You need to defrost *your* fridge before you go tough *stoopid*


It's good to see those asterisks being put to good use. Not
enough and I'm concerned for you, and too many are just wasted.

Kali
--
"But I don't want to go among mad people,"
Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that,"
said the Cat, "we're all mad here. I'm mad.
You're mad." -Lewis Carroll
Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2005-05-06, 9:18 am

From : "^reaper^" <knocking@deaths.door>
Message-ID : <1e8t159hczhml.dlg@fallen.angel>




>we interrupt this program for an impotent announcement



What, something to do with *elder* Iceman ?

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