| A.Melon 2005-04-28, 11:52 am |
| In article <82232ffe277ff6e3b09156c9a04d65cd@melontraffickers.com>
A.Melon <juicy@melontraffickers.com> wrote:
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> In article <e352bd6bef1446633fb46b6c591666bd@melontraffickers.com>
> A.Melon <juicy@melontraffickers.com> wrote:
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> I checked and they arrive at Heathrow on 16th July.
Lawyer Joke starts here:
Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in
fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for
days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend,
they see a man walking his dog.
One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, "Where are we?"
The man yells back, "About a half mile from town."
Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist. One flyer says to the
other, "He must have been a lawyer."
The other says, "A lawyer! How do you know that?"
The first says, "That's easy. The information he gave us was accurate, concise,
and entirely irrelevant."
PS. Quick, run and check Mr Lurker cos I *own* you and you *will* dance pour
*moi* and fer-krissakes stop stealing my lines. I have friends who can also
afford air tickets in several parts of the world, and this particular one is
flying in from the far east, and I encouraged her to get an A, and she did it
all by herself too, despite her father's attempts to belittle her efforts.
And I can score in the high nineties on those IQ tests, but unlike *you* I
don't think that makes me important, or that it means much except that I can do
those tests, and taking tests is simply jumping through hoops for approval,
which makes *you* a slave, and as I said, this "monkey boy truck driver" owns
*you* and you will dance pour *moi* and if you ever swear at me again I will
wash your mouth out with soap and water, and I know all about *you* because my
own father was just like you, and you have done exactly as he did, and I once
watched him burst into tears outside a courtroom and blubber about how I had
ruined his "Good Name", and I am going to take great pleasure in doing the same
to you, because all a sociopath ever deserves is ridicule.
Do you get it yet *Monkey* *Boy*
Yoo iz out-classed in *every* way.
Firebird
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