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Author Special Announcement Regarding Australia Day
Nomen Nescio

2005-01-27, 8:42 am

An extra-ordinary meeting of the club smdh committee was held today and *We*
are pleased to announce that the *esteemed* and well respected Professor Von
Two Steps Esq has been awarded the prize of:

Australia's Man Of The Year

In repect to his unfailing duty and commitment in serving this newsgroup.

Congratulations on this high honour on this special day Professor Von Two Steps
Esq

Beowulf

2005-01-31, 11:47 am

Nomen Nescio wrote:

> An extra-ordinary meeting of the club smdh committee was held today and
> *We* are pleased to announce that the *esteemed* and well respected
> Professor Von Two Steps Esq has been awarded the prize of:
>
> Australia's Man Of The Year
>
> In repect to his unfailing duty and commitment in serving this newsgroup.
>
> Congratulations on this high honour on this special day Professor Von Two
> Steps Esq


What a joke. Men don't wear dresses and cry over their dead dogs.

--
Beowulf
hoofprints

2005-01-31, 11:48 am



Beowulf wrote:
>
> Nomen Nescio wrote:
>
>
> What a joke. Men don't wear dresses and cry over their dead dogs.


What a Joke?!?!? I see that beowulf *believes* that men have absolutely
no feelings or emotions and therefore are subject to ridicule for not
being pillars of strength at all times.
Then she probably complains about Male Chauvinistic Pigs too!!
You can't have it both ways!!!

>
> --
> Beowulf


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Beowulf

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

hoofprints wrote:

>
>
> Beowulf wrote:
>
> What a Joke?!?!? I see that beowulf *believes* that men have absolutely
> no feelings or emotions and therefore are subject to ridicule for not
> being pillars of strength at all times.


So you agree he is weak.

> Then she probably complains about Male Chauvinistic Pigs too!!


And you like MCP's? Or is it that you feel that only strong men are MCP'S?

> You can't have it both ways!!!


That's his gig, I am straight thank you. Or are you defending his "right"
for being "bi" and no one else can be?

Tis odd this defense of him coming from you since you are so vocal about all
the men in your life that can't get it up.

--
Beowulf
hoofprints

2005-01-31, 11:48 am



Beowulf wrote:
>
> hoofprints wrote:
>
>
> So you agree he is weak.


Not at all, in fact, the fact that he cries over his dog shows he has
deeper emotions than you give him credit for having.

>
>
> And you like MCP's? Or is it that you feel that only strong men are MCP'S?


You really are not very good at this Beowulf, but if you enjoy watching
yourself being an idiot, I guess you have the right. Don't become irate
when no one agrees with you though, ok?
>
>
> That's his gig, I am straight thank you. Or are you defending his "right"
> for being "bi" and no one else can be?
>
> Tis odd this defense of him coming from you since you are so vocal about all
> the men in your life that can't get it up.


show me where i stated that the men in my life *can't* get it up?
Do you even have a clue how many men I have been with in my lifetime?
No, didn't think so by your idiotic response.

>
> --
> Beowulf


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Nomen Nescio

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

Beowulf wrote:

> That's his gig, I am straight thank you.


Is that why you use a man's name then?

> Tis odd


How is Sasquatuan these days? Do give my love to a certain blonde by the name
of Roxy, if you should happen to know her.

Beowulf

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

hoofprints wrote:

>
>
> Beowulf wrote:
>
> Not at all, in fact, the fact that he cries over his dog shows he has
> deeper emotions than you give him credit for having.


No, it shows him for the wimp he is. You just prefer those types, gives you
a feeling of control.

>
>
> You really are not very good at this Beowulf, but if you enjoy watching
> yourself being an idiot, I guess you have the right. Don't become irate
> when no one agrees with you though, ok?


Not good at what? As to idiocy it would be difficult at best to supplant
you. Irate? LOL, I'm speaking to the kook rant girl, you know, the one who
earned all those Kook awards!

>
> show me where i stated that the men in my life *can't* get it up?
> Do you even have a clue how many men I have been with in my lifetime?
> No, didn't think so by your idiotic response.
>


Seems the Iceman guy repoasted all those a while back, especially the one
where you went off on a dead dude, getting the last word in so to speak.
Typical for a back biting wench.


--
Beowulf
Beowulf

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

Nomen Nescio wrote:

> Beowulf wrote:
>
>
> Is that why you use a man's name then?
>


A mans name? Oh, please.

>
> How is Sasquatuan these days? Do give my love to a certain blonde by the
> name of Roxy, if you should happen to know her.


Your love? Yeah, rrright! You don't have much of a case history for that.
DYODW

Fun watching you two or three dancing to the tunes. Nothing much changes
now, does it. Two steps is probably going crazy looking in the "archives".

--
Beowulf
Professeur Von TwoSteps esq.

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

From : Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org>
Message-ID : <1544590.2sMxu0fQUX@dirtmakers.org>




>Men don't wear dresses



Scotsmen wear dresses, and you wont find a finer soldier in battle




>cry over their dead dogs




That's nothing, I cried when my canary Basil died



Three more words... Piss-Off-XXXXX
Professeur Von TwoSteps esq.

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

From : Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com>
Message-ID : <ef6e232311e0262ec55743884791b4cd@dizum.com>


>An extra-ordinary meeting of the club smdh committee was held today and *We*
>are pleased to announce that the *esteemed* and well respected Professor Von
>Two Steps Esq has been awarded the prize of:
>
> Australia's Man Of The Year
>
>In repect to his unfailing duty and commitment in serving this newsgroup.
>
>Congratulations on this high honour on this special day Professor Von Two Steps Esq






Thank You... *I* humbly accept this most prestigious award, and would
like to thank the *club smdh committee* for bestowing *moi* this honour



The maitre d'hotel has just informed *me* that celebratory refreshment will
now be *served* in the cocktail bar

Professeur Von TwoSteps esq.

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

From : Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org>
Message-ID : <14765043.on3qd9TAvA@dirtmakers.org>


>Or are you defending his "right" for being "bi"



Who are you talking about *stoopid* ? Who is *his* ?

Professeur Von TwoSteps esq.

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

From : Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org>
Message-ID : <10069165.rzM4tMVTnB@dirtmakers.org>


>Two steps is probably going crazy looking in the "archives"



No no *stoopid*, Professeur Von TwoSteps esq. does not bother
looking in archives, that is so working-class




Vicious XXXXX aintch.

May your arse cheeks turn into bicycle wheels and backpedal up your *stoopid* arse

hoofprints

2005-01-31, 11:48 am



Beowulf wrote:
>
> hoofprints wrote:
>
>
> No, it shows him for the wimp he is.


Ok, So *you* believe that men who cry over their dead pets are wimps.

>You just prefer those types, gives you
> a feeling of control.


And you know this because.............?


>
>
> Not good at what? As to idiocy it would be difficult at best to supplant
> you. Irate? LOL, I'm speaking to the kook rant girl, you know, the one who
> earned all those Kook awards!
>
>
> Seems the Iceman guy repoasted all those a while back, especially the one
> where you went off on a dead dude, getting the last word in so to speak.
> Typical for a back biting wench.
>
> --
> Beowulf


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Iceman

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 23:44:40 +1000, Professeur Von TwoSteps esq. wrote:

> Thank You... *I* humbly accept
> The maitre d'hotel has just informed *me* that celebratory refreshment will
> now be *served* in the cock tail bar


Dayamn! What's the bar for? So they abo's can hang on?

Now you're offering free drinks to entice them?

Play safe, hand out those condoms you've been storing.
Nomen Nescio

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

In article <10069165.rzM4tMVTnB@dirtmakers.org>
Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org> wrote:
>
> A mans name? Oh, please.


I guess the Anglo-Saxon Chronicles proved far too heavy for your litery
standards then?

>
>
> Your love? Yeah, rrright! You don't have much of a case history for that.


How would I recognise a Sasquatuan accent when I see it written down then?

Tis truly odd that.

Kali

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

In article <1guxv4trqg8e7$.dlg@icepick.org>, posted Sun, 30 Jan
2005 18:17:30 GMT, Iceman 1c3m4n@chi-mafia.org says...

>On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 23:44:40 +1000, Professeur Von TwoSteps esq. wrote:
>
>
>Dayamn! What's the bar for? So they abo's can hang on?
>
>Now you're offering free drinks to entice them?
>
>Play safe, hand out those condoms you've been storing.


It appears Poofy is inviting spp folks to crosspost in smdh.

Kali
--
I like to keep an open mind, but not so open my brains fall
out. - Arthur Sulzberger, Chairman, New York Times
Iceman

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 20:13:44 GMT, Kali wrote:

> In article <1guxv4trqg8e7$.dlg@icepick.org>, posted Sun, 30 Jan
> 2005 18:17:30 GMT, Iceman 1c3m4n@chi-mafia.org says...
>
>
> It appears Poofy is inviting spp folks to crosspost in smdh.
>
> Kali


LOL, indeed it does!
Kali

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

In article <1hgxq3pad86la$.dlg@icepick.org>, posted Sun, 30 Jan
2005 21:13:27 GMT, Iceman 1c3m4n@chi-mafia.org says...

>On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 20:13:44 GMT, Kali wrote:
>
>
>LOL, indeed it does!


I guess I'll just take this opportunity to wish the swamp
dwellers a happy romp in the mud, or whatever it is they are up
to these days. lol

Kali
--
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out. - Arthur Sulzberger, Chairman, New York Times
Professeur Von TwoSteps esq.

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

From : Kali <Kali@lart.meow>
Message-ID : <MPG.1c66fbf088ae245798af06@news.west.earthlink.net>




>It appears Poofy is inviting spp folks to crosspost in smdh






*Mutton chops* you are projecting with the tall-poppy syndrome, and typically
very mentally lilliputian in *your* mean spirited posture


When one *receives* a prestigious award as is *Order of Australia*, it is
an occasion of great global *importance*, and of course elated convivialities


All the news wire-services feel its significance is such that full exposer
is warranted and given. Personally, *I* prefer to be just a *quite achiever*



Unfortunately, international recognition is a rolling-stone that can not be stopped yaknow




Proudly

Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

Nomen Nescio

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

In article <1guxv4trqg8e7$.dlg@icepick.org>
Iceman <1c3m4n@chi-mafia.org> wrote:
>
> On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 23:44:40 +1000, Professeur Von TwoSteps esq. wrote:
>
>
> Dayamn! What's the bar for?


So that *We* can have a celebratory drink, of course.

*Thems* are not invited.

And stop your X-poasting to that ragamuffin's newsgroup.

This is now a respectable science newsgroup and we don't want *thems* messing
it up.

Lady Chatterly

2005-01-31, 11:48 am

In article <19333248.f39ed8@news.bumsport.edu>
Professeur Von TwoSteps esq. <.@.> wrote:
>
>*Mutton chops* you are projecting with the tall-poppy syndrome, and typically
>very mentally lilliputian in *your* mean spirited posture


Perhaps she is projecting with the tall poppy syndrome. And your point
is?

>When one *receives* a prestigious award as is *Order of Australia*, it is
>an occasion of great global *importance*, and of course elated convivialities


You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder.

>All the news wire-services feel its significance is such that full exposer
>is warranted and given. Personally, *I* prefer to be just a *quite achiever*


I know you are but what am I?

>Unfortunately, international recognition is a rolling-stone that can not be
>stopped yaknow


You're the resident detective. Why don't you use those special skills
to find a brain. And while you are at it, see if you can scare up a
personality too.

>Proudly


It's a simple concept. Really.

>Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.


No, I'm not her either.

--
Lady Chatterly

"I'm enjoying the Elizabot too. Tholen's bitten the hook hard." --
Peter J Ross

Iceman

2005-02-01, 2:44 pm

On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 20:05:09 +1000, Professeur Von TwoSteps esq. wrote:

> When one *receives* a prestigious award as is *Odor of Australia*,


Figures you'd like that one.
Beowulf

2005-02-01, 2:44 pm

Professeur Von TwoSteps esq. wrote:

> From : Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org>
> Message-ID : <14765043.on3qd9TAvA@dirtmakers.org>
>
>
>
>
> Who are you talking about *stoopid* ? Who is *his* ?


Please do forgive me, she-man.

You're booze infested mind has sure degraded your pretentious language
skills. It's a poor substitute for meds that can cure your STD's.

--
Beowulf
Beowulf

2005-02-01, 2:44 pm

Nomen Nescio wrote:

> In article <10069165.rzM4tMVTnB@dirtmakers.org>
> Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org> wrote:
>
> I guess the Anglo-Saxon Chronicles proved far too heavy for your litery
> standards then?
>


"Litery"? You dast speak to me about lit skills?

>
> How would I recognise a Sasquatuan accent when I see it written down then?
>
> Tis truly odd that.


Twas not. Just you keep on dancing, puppets on a string you be.

--
Beowulf
Beowulf

2005-02-01, 2:44 pm

Professeur Von TwoSteps esq. wrote:

> From : Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org>
> Message-ID : <10069165.rzM4tMVTnB@dirtmakers.org>
>
>
>
>
> No no *stoopid* Professeur Von TwoSteps esq. does not bother
> looking in archives, that is so working-class
>


Acknowledging your primary intellectual skills are ye?
Good for you. Go ahead blame it on the working class if it makes you feel
better. Tis funny, you gripe so much about the working class yet the only
women who would have you are just that, like your scummy friend who not so
long ago took it up her bung and bragged about it. Now that is surely
something you should be a pro at.


>
>
>
> Vicious XXXXX aintch.
>


Now, now, that's your job, you're just jealous.

> May your arse cheeks turn into bicycle wheels and backpedal up your
> *stoopid* arse


I don't think even Hoofprints could come up with something that stupid. You
on a new med regiment?

--
Beowulf
Beowulf

2005-02-01, 2:44 pm

hoofprints wrote:

>
>
> Beowulf wrote:
>
> Ok, So *you* believe that men who cry over their dead pets are wimps.
>


I don't believe, honey, I know.

>
> And you know this because.............?
>


What!?!, did you fall on your head or something?

You don't carry around a zapper for nothing.

You're a control freak alright, threatening law suits in ASH-C, going RL on
people, being a hypocrite about your beverages of choice. Seems someone
gave you a little payback. Karma's a XXXXX, eh?

--
Beowulf
Beowulf

2005-02-01, 2:44 pm

Professeur Von TwoSteps esq. wrote:

> From : Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org>
> Message-ID : <1544590.2sMxu0fQUX@dirtmakers.org>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Scotsmen wear dresses, and you wont find a finer soldier in battle
>


You just fall out of the stupid tree? Your honey dresses you funny? Tells
you it's what the scot's wear? It's a kilt, dummy, and I see your enamored
of the Scotman soldier. Too bad you live so far away, bet you'd like to
look up their kilts.

>
>
>
>
>
>
> That's nothing, I cried when my canary Basil died
>


Oh, that figures, so that's what you call your "birdy", eh? Not to worry,
I'm sure a double dose of your favorite med will kick it right up.

Who knows, your friend might even start looking at you rather than her
bloody horse, when you cry when it drops she'll comfort you. Seems you're
the only one she allows to be a big crybaby. She thought her husband was a
wimp when he did it. Heck, she might even whisky whisper in your ear some
of those c'mon get it up boi, your know you can, then even stroke it or as
she says massage it in the interest of science.

Oh sure!

>
>
> Three more words... Piss-Off-XXXXX


Not even if you were on fire you cranky old bastard.

--
Beowulf
Nomen Nescio

2005-02-01, 2:44 pm

In article <2982056.2e8g1m6krz@dirtmakers.org>
Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org> wrote:
>
> Professeur Von TwoSteps esq. wrote:
>
>
> Acknowledging your primary intellectual skills are ye?
> Good for you. Go ahead blame it on the working class if it makes you feel
> better. Tis funny, you gripe so much about the working class yet the only
> women who would have you are just that, like your scummy friend who not so
> long ago took it up her bung and bragged about it. Now that is surely
> something you should be a pro at.


"Scummy friend"? She's a sex-goddess yaknow?

She has to be what she has to be, but it sure looks like she got up your nose.

I wonder why?












Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2005-02-01, 2:44 pm

From : Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org>
Message-ID : <9469155.ASIYM3UIjJ@dirtmakers.org>



>Oh, that figures



Oh Oh Oh, the only thing that figures is that you are just a trash-culture queen
sitting on a high throne of intense *stoopidity*



>Who knows, your friend might even start looking at you rather than her
>bloody horse, when you cry when it drops she'll comfort you



Were *you* giving yourself a good 'ol rev when you thunk that huh ?
Just remember *stoopid*, moving parts require lubrication to avoid excessive wear






Shut-up *you* screeching fuzz-bumper, your working-class vibration cramps my tranquility


Go drop a valium or five, and let your bitchy perennial tongue uncoil for a while.
When you grow a jing-jang come back and have a shot at me, right now thumping you
would be like giving poore 'ol frustrated auntie Em a good fisting










Nomen Nescio

2005-02-01, 2:44 pm

In article <553621588.TUjUZBe1hQ@dirtmakers.org>
Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org> wrote:
>
> Nomen Nescio wrote:
>
>
> "Litery"? You dast speak to me about lit skills?


LMAO. The pedants of this world are always so quick to sidestep by picking up
on a typo.

You obviously have no idea who the original Beowulf was.

> Twas not. Just you keep on dancing, puppets on a string you be.


Yes, you are right. Could be somebody to whom English is not a native language
hiding, couldn't it, and I just wonder who would possibly be using a Tiscali
server in Arezzo?

As for dancing puppets, tis *my* thread *you* dance on, honouring the esteemed
Professor Von Two Steps, and you just couldn't stop yourself.

hoofprints

2005-02-01, 2:44 pm



Nomen Nescio wrote:
>
> In article <553621588.TUjUZBe1hQ@dirtmakers.org>
> Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org> wrote:
>
> LMAO. The pedants of this world are always so quick to sidestep by picking up
> on a typo.
>
> You obviously have no idea who the original Beowulf was.


I would be willing to bet that when she decided to take the user name
Beowulf, she thought wolves are cool, and so she be a wolf.
Or maybe she has a gender identity problem and is afraid to come out of
the closet.
..
hoof
>
>
> Yes, you are right. Could be somebody to whom English is not a native language
> hiding, couldn't it, and I just wonder who would possibly be using a Tiscali
> server in Arezzo?
>
> As for dancing puppets, tis *my* thread *you* dance on, honouring the esteemed
> Professor Von Two Steps, and you just couldn't stop yourself.


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A Free Thinker.
hoofprints

2005-02-01, 2:44 pm



Beowulf wrote:
>
> hoofprints wrote:
>
>
> I don't believe, honey, I know.
>
>
> What!?!, did you fall on your head or something?
>
> You don't carry around a zapper for nothing.
>
> You're a control freak alright, threatening law suits in ASH-C, going RL on
> people, being a hypocrite about your beverages of choice. Seems someone
> gave you a little payback. Karma's a XXXXX, eh?


And *you* are the one who is paying me back eh!?!?
CUNT: Can't Understand Mormal Thinking.
Kharma is not paid back by deliberate harassment.
Now go and play in the mud like a good little piglet.

hoof
>
> --
> Beowulf


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A Free Thinker.
hoofprints

2005-02-01, 2:44 pm



Beowulf wrote:
>
> Professeur Von TwoSteps esq. wrote:
>
>
> Acknowledging your primary intellectual skills are ye?
> Good for you. Go ahead blame it on the working class if it makes you feel
> better. Tis funny, you gripe so much about the working class yet the only
> women who would have you are just that, like your scummy friend who not so
> long ago took it up her bung and bragged about it. Now that is surely
> something you should be a pro at.
>
>
> Now, now, that's your job, you're just jealous.
>
>
> I don't think even Hoofprints could come up with something that stupid. You
> on a new med regiment?


Obviously you have no appreciation for metaphors.

hoof
>
> --
> Beowulf


--



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A Free Thinker.
hoofprints

2005-02-01, 2:44 pm



Beowulf wrote:
>
> Professeur Von TwoSteps esq. wrote:
>
>
> You just fall out of the stupid tree? Your honey dresses you funny? Tells
> you it's what the scot's wear? It's a kilt, dummy, and I see your enamored
> of the Scotman soldier. Too bad you live so far away, bet you'd like to
> look up their kilts.
>
>
> Oh, that figures, so that's what you call your "birdy", eh? Not to worry,
> I'm sure a double dose of your favorite med will kick it right up.
>
> Who knows, your friend might even start looking at you rather than her
> bloody horse, when you cry when it drops she'll comfort you. Seems you're
> the only one she allows to be a big crybaby. She thought her husband was a
> wimp when he did it. Heck, she might even whisky whisper in your ear some
> of those c'mon get it up boi, your know you can, then even stroke it or as
> she says massage it in the interest of science.


What exactly are you trying to prove??
Why are you concerned about any relationship I may or may not have with
Two Steps??
Dwell on me and my horse, husbands death much??
I can see that I and my horse and dead husband are the only important
thing in your pitiful life.
How Sad for you??
You are truly pitiful.
You lead a pitiful existence.

>
> Oh sure!
>
>
> Not even if you were on fire you cranky old bastard.
>
> --
> Beowulf


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A Free Thinker.
Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2005-02-01, 2:44 pm

From : Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com>
Message-ID : <22376ca19b5b862fd7c0e6e1616c0459@dizum.com>





>As for dancing puppets, tis *my* thread *you* dance on





The dance of the Canadian duck *I* would venture to guess


In a two nag race with reaper, *one* of them would be disqualified as a ring-in

Beowulf

2005-02-03, 11:05 am

hoofprints wrote:

>
>
> Beowulf wrote:
>
> What exactly are you trying to prove??


Prove? haha, that you can still dance?

> Why are you concerned about any relationship I may or may not have with
> Two Steps??


What relationship might that be? Oh, yes, you counseled him after his wife
left him? haha. Sad, blind leading the stupid.

> Dwell on me and my horse, husbands death much??


My, my, still the presumptive XXXXX, eh?

> I can see that I and my horse and dead husband are the only important
> thing in your pitiful life.


Ayup! You sure are.

> How Sad for you??


You would be correct had I been, but I'm not. Get over your holiday blues
yet? Every year you drink it up, poorly masking your true deep feelings
about how you did him wrong. Obsess much XXXXX?

> You are truly pitiful.
> You lead a pitiful existence.


Pity, pity, pity. learn a new word did you dearie? Your private
paracounselor teach you that? Or is that something you learned at the
hearing?

--
Beowulf
Beowulf

2005-02-03, 11:05 am

Nomen Nescio wrote:

> In article <553621588.TUjUZBe1hQ@dirtmakers.org>
> Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org> wrote:
>
> LMAO. The pedants of this world are always so quick to sidestep by picking
> up on a typo.
>
> You obviously have no idea who the original Beowulf was.
>


Oh that's rich, judging from below you read the headers but are too stupid
to figure it all out. lol

>
> Yes, you are right. Could be somebody to whom English is not a native
> language hiding, couldn't it, and I just wonder who would possibly be
> using a Tiscali server in Arezzo?
>


Dance, freak, maybe it will come to you. You're a red hot firebird, aintcha?

> As for dancing puppets, tis *my* thread *you* dance on, honouring the
> esteemed Professor Von Two Steps, and you just couldn't stop yourself.


Your thread? You actually own this thread? lol. That wasn't honoring him
that was kissing his diseased infested XXX. No, my little weak Pom, you are
dancin to my tunes, you, the horse XXXXX and the wannabe professor.

Nothing like watching three old cripples hobbling around, dancin. Must be
the pomegranate juice keeping you dancin whilst waiting for the potty mouth
to be freed up, eh?
--
Beowulf
Beowulf

2005-02-03, 11:05 am

Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. wrote:

> From : Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com>
> Message-ID : <22376ca19b5b862fd7c0e6e1616c0459@dizum.com>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> The dance of the Canadian duck *I* would venture to guess
>


Guess?

>
> In a two nag race with reaper, *one* of them would be disqualified as a
> ring-in


Sad, that really doesn't make any sense, your mind must truly be shot,
that's a bad sign, best be going back to the vet centre.

--
Beowulf
Beowulf

2005-02-03, 11:05 am

hoofprints wrote:

>
>
> Nomen Nescio wrote:
>
> I would be willing to bet that when she decided to take the user name
> Beowulf, she thought wolves are cool, and so she be a wolf.
> Or maybe she has a gender identity problem and is afraid to come out of
> the closet.


My dear, you well know I hide in no closet. Seems you were a bit miffed that
you had no boyfriend a while back. Gee, now you have two! Can't say much
for them though, ones a cave dweller the other a sheep shagger who is into
fisting, or do you like that too?

--
Beowulf
Beowulf

2005-02-03, 11:05 am

hoofprints wrote:

>
>
> Beowulf wrote:
>
> Obviously you have no appreciation for metaphors.
>


<shrugs>

--
Beowulf
Beowulf

2005-02-03, 11:05 am

Nomen Nescio wrote:

> In article <2982056.2e8g1m6krz@dirtmakers.org>
> Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org> wrote:
>
> "Scummy friend"? She's a sex-goddess yaknow?
>


Oh please, don't tell me you stooped so low as to think that. Are you so
hard up for friends that you now want to take on those used up whores?

> She has to be what she has to be, but it sure looks like she got up your
> nose.
>


That's your opinion, never were much good at it were you.

> I wonder why?


Just you keep on wondering, the whole earth passes you by, well maybe not
the whole earth, you've got Hoofprints and Two Steps. Isn't that sweet!

--
Beowulf
Beowulf

2005-02-03, 11:05 am

hoofprints wrote:

>
>
> Beowulf wrote:
>
> And *you* are the one who is paying me back eh!?!?


Conclusion jumping as always, ever?

> CUNT: Can't Understand Mormal Thinking.


I bet you call that a metaphor too.
Naw, I was never too good at Mormal thinking. That must be your special gig.

> Kharma is not paid back by deliberate harassment.


Never said it was. Tony probably was reincarnated.

> Now go and play in the mud like a good little piglet.
>
> hoof


Just you keep dancin girl. Watch your booze of your friend will drink it all
up.

--
Beowulf
Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2005-02-03, 11:05 am

From : Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org>
Message-ID : <1147563.1NFAQEEuFg@dirtmakers.org>




>that really doesn't make any sense




It would if *you* understood the subtleties of the English language



Reef yourself out *stoopid*, I just dropped a ridgy-didge raspberry tart
on your loaf of breads and *you* didn't even gerry to it


Now go hang a brown bear in the porcelain cave


Maybe *I* was a little harsh, and *you* are just not concentrating and was
temporarily distracted while *you* try and grow some balls



It will never happen yaknow, best that can happen is for *you* to super-glue
some unsalted cashews on each side of *your* clit and kinda hope noone will
notice the diff when you walk-the-walk up to a urinal and pull it out





Professeur Von TwoSteps OA.

2005-02-03, 11:05 am

From : Beowulf <beowulf@dirtmakers.org>
Message-ID : <1611998.PczczAiEuh@dirtmakers.org>






>Nothing like watching three old cripples hobbling around




Oh yes there is *stoopid*, watching *your* piss-flaps blowing about in the breeze




Two steps this, Hoof that, Pom this, Two steps that, Hoof this, Pom that


Your posts are like a determine wall of raw sewerage slapping against a
three way junction and dribbling a little each way



Rack off hairy-legs can't you see we're busy in here

















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