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| Connor Sr 2004-12-29, 7:09 pm |
| Happy New Year ya krazy ole heppers . I reckon moste of us folks made it
anuther year. Things is peecfil downe hear in the swamp. Jethro got us
all a big ole boar what we rosted on the new preechers shack. We dint
rost the preecher nun jest his shack. Hey Bigdaddy. Ya"ll gonna half a
howdown at the bar New Years Eve? Swamprat
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| Loretta S 2005-01-08, 10:08 pm |
| I done ther dident make it. I been hung ovur fer a week. I ben in bed
with alcohol discusting hang ovur. The bar was full an Biggdaddy was
dancen on the bar to crockadile rock with Jethro. It waz a great new
years, even if ins we iz as drunk as the bottle it poured from. The neew
preacher joined us fer a while, He didnt look too shocked at our party.
Though he is wondering what happened to his shed.
Rosten that boar and usen his lumber to do it with. Well we waz just a
tad lazy.
And I told our new Preacher who really did it too. Dr. Killborn sorry
dr. I had to say something like the wood was for a medical prodecure.
Preacher is in his house all locked up scared to open his door now. LOL
Preacher man met everyone here in the swamp, he is now suffering from
paranoya and wants another assigment to get out of our swamp. Any wayz I
like him and we all need saven. We just all addicted to good stuff,
drugs, sex, interferon, riba, procrit,antidepresants, sleepen pills,
games, deserts,orgees, I mean we iz all got some addiction to deal with.
To the new year in the swamp, may we get what we want this year..
Its time I go do leach therapy its been a bad week. I hope my pet
leaches dont get sick and throw up on account all this alcohol they been
sucken out of me. Poor thangs. Loretta
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| Loretta S 2005-01-15, 7:18 am |
| I done ther dident make it. I been hung ovur fer a week. I ben in bed
with alcohol discusting hang ovur. The bar was full an Biggdaddy was
dancen on the bar to crockadile rock with Jethro. It waz a great new
years, even if ins we iz as drunk as the bottle it poured from. The neew
preacher joined us fer a while, He didnt look too shocked at our party.
Though he is wondering what happened to his shed.
Rosten that boar and usen his lumber to do it with. Well we waz just a
tad lazy.
And I told our new Preacher who really did it too. Dr. Killborn sorry
dr. I had to say something like the wood was for a medical prodecure.
Preacher is in his house all locked up scared to open his door now. LOL
Preacher man met everyone here in the swamp, he is now suffering from
paranoya and wants another assigment to get out of our swamp. Any wayz I
like him and we all need saven. We just all addicted to good stuff,
drugs, sex, interferon, riba, procrit,antidepresants, sleepen pills,
games, deserts,orgees, I mean we iz all got some addiction to deal with.
To the new year in the swamp, may we get what we want this year..
Its time I go do leach therapy its been a bad week. I hope my pet
leaches dont get sick and throw up on account all this alcohol they been
sucken out of me. Poor thangs. Loretta
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| Loretta S 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| Yes it iz grate 2 bee alive. Im so ecited i got a delivery of sum
leaches frum the Amazon Jngle frum wen Dr. K was downe there. Connor,
Ashley, Biggdaddy.Jethro, Jethrine, Jiro and Sparo. Dr. K can come 2 you
just gots to see them. They iz 4xs bigger than the local ones. Lets have
a leach lunchon/dinner tonight around 8pm. Lets leach out n touch
someone. Im gonna wear all my leaches. Im cooken Talipeeah yaknow the
fish. I gots some cool looken rice 2 its pink furm the Philippines..
Nice salad and fer desert well Baddluck made us a gallon of ice=cream
fer our get to gather..Remember to bring all your complaints, old
baggage from years ago, and lets complaine all wez wants yaknow.
Luv ya All yaknow Loretta
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| Loretta S 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| Looks like our new Preacher ran away after new years eve's hodown. We
just freeked hem out a tad. Too bad I really liked him after he gots
drugged and drunk he was a real kinky kind of guy, just my type. Well
guilt riddened his mind cause he was such a bad , bad, boy.
So we be getten a new Preacher here soon i wonde what his name gonna be
this time and if he is gonna be able to hang here in the swamp n save
our souls. And not woos out like the last one. WE sure need a preacher
here lots of the lords work to do. The Dolphin ambassadoor is coming out
monday fer a inspection of the old shack that we barbaqued that wild
boar on. hmmmm well we wont do it again. Cause its a gone up N smoke.
Any way the Preachers place iz nice n tidey n neet. Loretta
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| Nomen Nescio 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| In article <11495-41F434B6-37@storefull-3171.bay.webtv.net>
lorettaecho@webtv.net (Loretta S) wrote:
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> Yes it iz grate 2 bee alive. Im so ecited i got a delivery of sum
> leaches frum the Amazon Jngle frum wen Dr. K was downe there. Connor,
> Ashley, Biggdaddy.Jethro, Jethrine, Jiro and Sparo. Dr. K can come 2 you
> just gots to see them. They iz 4xs bigger than the local ones. Lets have
> a leach lunchon/dinner tonight around 8pm. Lets leach out n touch
> someone. Im gonna wear all my leaches. Im cooken Talipeeah yaknow the
> fish. I gots some cool looken rice 2 its pink furm the Philippines..
> Nice salad and fer desert well Baddluck made us a gallon of ice=cream
> fer our get to gather..Remember to bring all your complaints, old
> baggage from years ago, and lets complaine all wez wants yaknow.
> Luv ya All yaknow Loretta
No answer from the Doc yet, Lorretta. Do you smell the coffee yet?
He tells an umpolitically correct joke in the other group and hey presto he
stops posting.
So where do you think he is? I'll wager a pound to a penny he's lost an
account, and that means whoever did it knows his read addie, which isn't any of
us.
So do keep telling us who is bringing old baggage along, won't you?
One day you might just start to smell the coffee.
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| Loretta S 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| Why dont u leave us alone befor I sick a real gator on ya, yaknow.
Donchakno theres gators here, let alone Dr. K an hims experiements after
tha gators get done wit ya donchaknow we always needs gunny pigs. Our
baggage consists of all good times of our swampen fun. Somethin youl
never have never, never,never.
The Swamp Queen has spokin
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| elmoemerson@webtv.net 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
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Re: Grate Ta Be Alive
Group: sci.med.diseases.hepatitis Date: Tue, Jan 25, 2005, 4:50pm
(CST+7) From: nobody@dizum.com (Nomen=A0Nescio)
In article <11495-41F434B6-37@storefull-3171.bay.webtv.net>
lorettaecho@webtv.net (Loretta S) wrote:
Yes it iz grate 2 bee alive. Im so ecited i got a delivery of sum
leaches frum the Amazon Jngle frum wen Dr. K was downe there. Connor,
Ashley, Biggdaddy.Jethro, Jethrine, Jiro and Sparo. Dr. K can come 2 you
just gots to see them. They iz 4xs bigger than the local ones. Lets have
a leach lunchon/dinner tonight around 8pm. Lets leach out n touch
someone. Im gonna wear all my leaches. Im cooken Talipeeah yaknow the
fish. I gots some cool looken rice 2 its pink furm the Philippines..
Nice salad and fer desert well Baddluck made us a gallon of ice=3Dcream
fer our get to gather..Remember to bring all your complaints, old
baggage from years ago, and lets complaine all wez wants yaknow.
=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=
=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0Luv
ya All yaknow Loretta
No answer from the Doc yet, Lorretta. Do you smell the coffee yet?
He tells an umpolitically correct joke in the other group and hey presto
he stops posting.
So where do you think he is? I'll wager a pound to a penny he's lost an
account, and that means whoever did it knows his read addie, which isn't
any of us.
So do keep telling us who is bringing old baggage along, won't you?
One day you might just start to smell the coffee.
///////////
You lose! Pay the lady, Nomen.
Elmo
http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile
http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum
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| Scar Face 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| Sorry I missed your leach banquet the other day, Loretta. My
experiments in the laboratory have kept me quite busy. I can't tell you
what i've been working on lately, it's super secret. Just make sure
that a week from tomorrow, you stay inside and wear your gas mask.
Dr Killborn
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| Nomen Nescio 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| In article <4999-41F6AB27-112@storefull-3252.bay.webtv.net>
BigDaddysDead@webtv.net (Scar Face) wrote:
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> Sorry I missed your leach banquet the other day, Loretta. My
> experiments in the laboratory have kept me quite busy. I can't tell you
> what i've been working on lately, it's super secret. Just make sure
> that a week from tomorrow, you stay inside and wear your gas mask.
> Dr Killborn
Don't tell me it's genetically modified baked beans?
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| Nomen Nescio 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| In article <22820-41F6A76B-57@storefull-3254.bay.webtv.net>
elmoemerson@webtv.net wrote:
>
>
> Re: Grate Ta Be Alive
>
> Group: sci.med.diseases.hepatitis Date: Tue, Jan 25, 2005, 4:50pm
> (CST+7) From: nobody@dizum.com (Nomen_Nescio)
> In article <11495-41F434B6-37@storefull-3171.bay.webtv.net>
> lorettaecho@webtv.net (Loretta S) wrote:
> Yes it iz grate 2 bee alive. Im so ecited i got a delivery of sum
> leaches frum the Amazon Jngle frum wen Dr. K was downe there. Connor,
> Ashley, Biggdaddy.Jethro, Jethrine, Jiro and Sparo. Dr. K can come 2 you
> just gots to see them. They iz 4xs bigger than the local ones. Lets have
> a leach lunchon/dinner tonight around 8pm. Lets leach out n touch
> someone. Im gonna wear all my leaches. Im cooken Talipeeah yaknow the
> fish. I gots some cool looken rice 2 its pink furm the Philippines..
> Nice salad and fer desert well Baddluck made us a gallon of ice=cream
> fer our get to gather..Remember to bring all your complaints, old
> baggage from years ago, and lets complaine all wez wants yaknow.
> ________________________________________Luv
> ya All yaknow Loretta
> No answer from the Doc yet, Lorretta. Do you smell the coffee yet?
> He tells an umpolitically correct joke in the other group and hey presto
> he stops posting.
> So where do you think he is? I'll wager a pound to a penny he's lost an
> account, and that means whoever did it knows his read addie, which isn't
> any of us.
> So do keep telling us who is bringing old baggage along, won't you?
> One day you might just start to smell the coffee.
> ///////////
> You lose! Pay the lady, Nomen.
> Elmo
Bah! We know you aren't the real Elmo.
Besides, she didn't take the bet; just rambled on in gator talk; telling me
what I'll never have.
Considering she has never asked me what I want, how would she know what I want
or don't want, let alone if I can have it. Besides, Birdies have more fun than
gators anyway, and birdies can fly where they like, when they like, while
Loretta is a stick-in-the-mud, stuck-in-the-mud, stuck-in-the-groove, who ought
to wake up.
Now bring back the *real* Elmo.
Firebird
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| Scar Face 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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| Sex Flu Researcher 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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| Loretta S 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| Pay up Firebird. I'll take all of yer tail fethers. I wants to puck em 1
by 1 real sloooooooow n easy. LOL What iz it U wants. I did'nt know youz
wanted somethang yaknow. As U can see I am never alone n the swamp, dont
under estamate the power of the Swamp Queen you featherless fawl or iz
it spelt fool.
Swamp Queen has spoken.
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| Nomen Nescio 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| > In article <10120-41F6FECF-538@storefull-3257.bay.webtv.net>[vbcol=seagreen]
> elmoemerson@webtv.net wrote:
Yaknow Elmo, I know how you are feeling.
When I finished TX I decided to try to cheer others up.
Myself and another birdie posted poetry, and several other posters did similar
things.
The problem is that some revel in their misery; they hate happiness and
laughter; and they do all they can to shut it out of their miserable lives.
So why sweat it?
I can oblige either way, and the truth is a two-edged sword that cuts like a
knife through butter, but never hurts the innocent.
They couldn't even see that name-changes reveal changes in attitude, but
instead thought it was a way to hide.
Firebird
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| Sex Flu Researcher 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| Ahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!
Yaknow Elmo, I know how you are feeling. When I finished TX I decided to
try to cheer others up. Myself and another birdie posted poetry, and
several other posters did similar things.
The problem is that some revel in their misery; they hate happiness and
laughter; and they do all they can to shut it out of their miserable
lives. So why sweat it?
I can oblige either way, and the truth is a two-edged sword that cuts
like a knife through butter, but never hurts the innocent. They couldn't
even see that name-changes reveal changes in attitude, but instead
thought it was a way to hide.
Firebird
//////////////
I most heartily concur!
Dr Killborn
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| Scar Face 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| I agree....why sweat it?
Big Daddy
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| A Roachclip 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| Ahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!
Yaknow Elmo, I know how you are feeling. When I finished TX I decided to
try to cheer others up. Myself and another birdie posted poetry, and
several other posters did similar things.
The problem is that some revel in their misery; they hate happiness and
laughter; and they do all they can to shut it out of their miserable
lives. So why sweat it?
I can oblige either way, and the truth is a two-edged sword that cuts
like a knife through butter, but never hurts the innocent. They couldn't
even see that name-changes reveal changes in attitude, but instead
thought it was a way to hide.
Firebird
/////////////
Yeah!! XXXX em!!!!!!
Ashley
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| elmoemerson@webtv.net 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
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Re: Grate Ta Be Alive
Group: sci.med.diseases.hepatitis Date: Wed, Jan 26, 2005, 9:50am
(CST+7) From: nobody@dizum.com (Nomen=A0Nescio)
In article <10120-41F6FECF-538@storefull-3257.bay.webtv.net>
elmoemerson@webtv.net wrote:
Ahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!
Yaknow Elmo, I know how you are feeling. When I finished TX I decided to
try to cheer others up. Myself and another birdie posted poetry, and
several other posters did similar things.
The problem is that some revel in their misery; they hate happiness and
laughter; and they do all they can to shut it out of their miserable
lives. So why sweat it?
I can oblige either way, and the truth is a two-edged sword that cuts
like a knife through butter, but never hurts the innocent. They couldn't
even see that name-changes reveal changes in attitude, but instead
thought it was a way to hide.
Firebird
/////////////
ahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!
http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile
http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum
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| Connor Sr 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| Yer gonna love the new preecher Loretta. He's as ugly as a walrus with a
crakpipe glewd to his fase. If hes a bonerfide preecher tm the pope.
Says he got hisself borne agin whence he knewed he was all disseased up
and mayhaps crokin off. The dolfin ambastarder has a hankerin to
commense blabberin with that nitwit "nobody". If he aint had his shots
yet he outta steer cleer a the swamp. I recolect a nite aways back last
summir or therabouts ware Nomen got a mass buggerin frum Eyeballs possum
crew. Jethro done give him a lift back to his sooer hole. I wondir wht
time cervixes starte Sunday. Preechers gonna use my ole shack fer a
chapple. Free Ribapoyson aftir we ampatate Nomens brane with tweezers
and sech. We kin fry it up with interfreon and old vinyls of The Dave
Clark 5. Mayhaps smoke ourselfs up sum grey matter. SwampRat
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| Nomen Nescio 2005-01-27, 8:41 am |
| In article <13746-41F72163-126@storefull-3173.bay.webtv.net>
lorettaecho@webtv.net (Loretta S) wrote:
>
> Pay up Firebird. I'll take all of yer tail fethers. I wants to puck em 1
> by 1 real sloooooooow n easy. LOL
Hey the world is full of people who want to do that so tell me why you should
be first in the queue?
> What iz it U wants. I did'nt know youz
> wanted somethang yaknow. As U can see I am never alone n the swamp, dont
> under estamate the power of the Swamp Queen you featherless fawl or iz
> it spelt fool.
It's good to see them back. Why have they been gone so long?
> Swamp Queen has spoken.
But *my* Queen is a birdie.
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| Jethro Lives 2005-01-27, 8:42 am |
| You missed a good one BigDaddy. When the leeches were burnt off our
hides, everyone's viral load was cut in half. The lingering effects of
the lame sex flu spread around by the mad doc intensified considerably.
I was even eyeballing "Eyeball" ,the furry little varmint.
The Dolphin Ambassador was flip-flappin around the swamp looking for
Jethrine. Serialistic Pillows and Riba enemas were only 10$ a pop, no
charge for the crackers. Its on the new preechers tab. He seems quite
wealthy, cable TV and all. Even has 4 tires on his truck. Hey hey, my
my, the swamp will swell, but never die. Ignore this post "nobody".
Jed says for me to hose down Granny. Gotta go. Jethro
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| Scar Face 2005-02-03, 11:05 am |
| I agree....why sweat it?
Big Daddy
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