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John Chuckman – December 22, 2005
It was only a matter of time before Santa Claus himself came under the
Neanderthal-eyed scrutiny of American intelligence. After all, Santa’s
citizenship is unknown, and he crosses borders with no passport or other form of
identification. No one knows whether he even has a valid pilot’s license.
Although his image is well known, there is no official photograph on file with
American border control, and he has never been fingerprinted or body-searched.
Most disconcerting of all, he delivers parcels to children all over the world,
including the children living in the Axis of Evil. His intentions with this
activity are not understood beyond some fuzzy generalization about kindness and
generosity to all. Clearly, here was the world’s largest unplugged pipeline to
potential terrorists.
It was only after receiving no response to several urgent letters from the State
Department requesting an immediate meeting in Washington that a decision was
made to approach Santa’s North Pole solitude. As usual in such matters with the
people now running America, a wing of America’s most lethal killing machines was
employed for the purpose. You never know what you might encounter in such a
forbidding place.
As the planes first zoomed over the icy silence of the North Pole workshop, one
of the pilots decided to swoop down for a closer look. He was one of those
daring fly-boys, and his tail struck the only wire for thousands of miles
around, the North Pole Telegraph, sending his plane hurling into the workshop in
a ball of flames with tons of ammunition and missiles exploding.
Santa and Mrs. Claus rushed out of their snow-blanketed gingerbread house to see
what was happening, trying to calm the terrified reindeer running from their
stable at one end of the house. The elves, too, scurried towards the stable,
trying to stop the reindeer from running or flying off.
Above, in the dark vault of sky, the other pilots observed the explosion and saw
missile trails smoking into the air. They also saw the frantic activity below
and quickly concluded their comrade had come under anti-aircraft attack. So they
swooped down in attack formation, rapid-fire canon tearing into everything ahead
of them.
Most of the reindeer fell in the snow, spurting warm blood across the
bluish-white surface. Most of the elves, too, fell gasping for life. Mrs. Claus
received a wound in the head and instantly fell limp. Santa tried heroically to
reach his wife but realized the situation was hopeless and turned, running into
the darkness accompanied by Prancer, the only surviving reindeer.
The only witness to the massacre is one surviving elf now living somewhere in
Canada under an assumed identity, fearful for his life. It is only from his
testimony that we know anything about Santa’s fate.
Realizing the horrific mistake they had made, the pilots dropped white
phosphorus bombs with the intention of incinerating all evidence. The entire
North Pole lit up and Santa and Prancer could be seen in the distance on a huge
block of ice drifting off into the dark sea, the ice everywhere cracked and
weakened by the combined effects of white phosphorus and years of global
warming.
Within in a few hours, the beating sound of a black helicopter approached Santa
and Prancer. The elf, from his hiding place in a snowdrift, could only make out
intermittent sounds across the howling coldness, but it seems armed men emerged
from the helicopter, shot Prancer and shackled Santa, shoving him into the dark,
beating machine. The elf heard a word that sounded like Guantanamo and Santa has
not been heard from since. Reports of his fate reached the International Red
Cross and organizations like Amnesty International, leading to inquiries, but
these have been met only with silence from American authorities.
Alan
"Can't you see we're still here,
Can't you see we're still here,
Singing loud; Singing clear,
We shall not go under,
We're still here."
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