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OT - Who is the typical American Elmer Fudd?
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| http://www.elmerfudd.us/whoelmer.htm
You can't miss him. Elmer Fudd is all over the place and though you can escape
him for periods of time, eventually you'll have to deal with him again. They're
all around us, destroying the quality of life for the rest of us.
You know who Elmer is:
* He's the gun nut clown that you find hiding in the bush next to the canyon
highway holding a high powered rifle in one hand and a carton of beer in the
other, waiting for Bambi to come walking down the highway, pretending he's
hunting.
* And even if Elmer does manage to shoot a deer without winding up shooting
at rocks out of boredom, himself, other Elmers, hikers, bikers, and campers,
even if Elmer does manage to kill something other than some kid hiking, Elmer's
the gun nut who proudly proclaims he's "putting meat on the kitchen table" --
while endangering everyone and everything around him within a two mile radius.
* He's the gun nut extremist that you find damn near everywhere ahose
average IQ ranks somewhere around 70 or 80 who thinks -- often loudly -- that
he's some kind of Hero who's going to save America from the government once "The
Nigger" or "The Jew" makes "his move" so of course he needs all of his guns:
he's an American Hero, not a gun nut extremist kook.
* He's the moron driving an H2 "Hummer" up and down the hills at the head of
long lines of cars, getting 10 miles to the gallon while the snow tires he's got
on his surrogate penis are screaming in bloody torture against the pavement.
* He thinks driving pickup trucks and SUVs ensures that other Elmers won't
call him a queer -- even if Elmer normally wears his wife's pink underwear
(while his wife wears bruises.) Driving pickups and SUVs, Elmer thinks, ensures
that everyone will know he's a "real man" whose manly sexuality isn't possible
to question.
* He's the filthy pig who drives to a camp site or scenic overlook, dumps
his trash -- often while it's on fire -- onto the ground, spray paints the
place, and thinks all the women (or the men) in the place want to have sex with
him -- while his pickup's radio is on full volume.
* He's the frocking idiot that's parked slant ways into two or more parking
spots thinking he's manly and cool, thinking everyone will see his pickup parked
like that and will want to have sex with him because only a real man can park
like that. He's some how special, a manly man above the rest.
* He's the guy who secretly (or not so secretly) hates women, fears his own
sex organs, believes everything he sees on television advertising (mostly about
pickups, SUVs, beer, and "natual male enhancement vitamins") and thinks he's
charming the pants off his co-workers (men and women) when in fact they're all
wondering if they should file sexual harassment charges against him.
* He's the clown driving his pickup in the desert or across streams and
rivers, crushing everything he can safely and without effort reach, thinking
that destroying the environment proves he's finally a real man (more so when his
radio is on full volume so he can't hear Mother Nature outside his windows.)
* He's a Republican. Worse, he's a George W. Bush Republican who thinks it's
okay to slaughter brown-skinned children who worship the "wrong" god if you
pretend you're "bringing freedom" to the countries that Bush is invading and
committing endless war crime atrocities in.
Elmer Fudd is all these things -- and more. The classical earmarks of the
typical American Elmer Fudd is:
* He constitutes a health and safety hazard to himself and to others around
him, either because he's got a gun or because he's a male with a pickup truck or
SUV (surrogate penis enlarger) that he thinks makes him a man.
* He constitutes a hazard to the environment.
* He's a frocking moron, doing things and saying things that leaves one
wondering how many people he's run over, how many States he's had to flee
because of hit-and-run warrants, and how many beers he's had before he takes to
the highway.
* He has not a clue as to what the U. S. Constitution contains, what the
Bill of Rights are, or why the environment needs to be protected from frocking
morons like him.
The Stop Elmer Website will take a look at everything Elmer does and what Elmer
is, and we'll examine possible solutions covering what can be done to Stop
Elmer! Or at least to mitigate the destruction and low quality of life that
Elmers inflicts upon the rest of us.
http://www.elmerfudd.us/index.htm
http://www.elmerfudd.us/rightard/slut1.htm
Lord Cerne Abbas
Humpty Dumpty Bush fell off the Iraq wall.
Humpty Dumpty Bush had a big fall.
All his spin doctors and all the President's men
couldn't put Humpty Dumpty Bush together again.
http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/identity.html
http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/mylinks.html
http://www.john-lennon.com/
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| elmoemerson@webtv.net 2005-12-24, 1:02 am |
| Shit, man! Elmer used to be my hero. Thanks for revealing him as the
swine he really is. Are you sure you're not talking about Porky Pig?
I'll have to shoot the little varmint if he shows up around here.
Foghorn Leghorn
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| In article <10106-43AC8F0D-417@storefull-3252.bay.webtv.net>,
elmoemerson@webtv.net () wrote:
> Shit, man! Elmer used to be my hero. Thanks for revealing him as the
> swine he really is. Are you sure you're not talking about Porky Pig?
> I'll have to shoot the little varmint if he shows up around here.
> Foghorn Leghorn
LOL Mine too and Foghorn Leghorn, Buggs Bunny, The Roadrunner, and all those
Looney Toons productions. Why don't they make them anymore?
My eldest daughter used to love them cos they were always on first at the drive
in movie, and she would laugh at them and then just fall asleep. And the Pink
Panther was her favourite. Pink now seems to have got all these political
implications now, but she loved it cos he was so colourful.
Here's a Dancing Skeleton instead.
http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-397.htm
Firebird
Never trust anybody who is too sophisticated to own a rubber chicken.
http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/index.html
http://theoriginalfirebird.blogspot.com/
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| In article <14901-43B00843-833@storefull-3255.bay.webtv.net>,
elmoemerson@webtv.net () wrote:
> They don't make them anymore because 'they' are all dead. Besides, this
> is a different generation of kids.....and have their own favorite bunch
> of cartoon characters.
> Foghorn
What? Buggs Bunny is dead? How can you ruin the holiday by telling me that?
Ash-sea is that way ----------->
"Wots up Doc?" forever. I bet I can find some links.
Lord Cerne Abbas
Humpty Dumpty Bush fell off the Iraq wall.
Humpty Dumpty Bush had a big fall.
All his spin doctors and all the President's men
couldn't put Humpty Dumpty Bush together again.
http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/identity.html
http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/mylinks.html
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
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| elmoemerson@webtv.net 2005-12-27, 10:57 am |
| They don't make them anymore because 'they' are all dead. Besides, this
is a different generation of kids.....and have their own favorite bunch
of cartoon characters.
Foghorn
What? Buggs Bunny is dead? How can you ruin the holiday by telling me
that?
Ash-sea is that way ----------->
"Wots up Doc?" forever. I bet I can find some links.
Lord Cerne Abbas
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Yep, Buggs is dead. Elmer shot him.
Foghorn
http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile
http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum
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| In article <14600-43B156E2-32@storefull-3251.bay.webtv.net>,
elmoemerson@webtv.net () wrote:
> They don't make them anymore because 'they' are all dead. Besides, this
> is a different generation of kids.....and have their own favorite bunch
> of cartoon characters.
> Foghorn
> What? Buggs Bunny is dead? How can you ruin the holiday by telling me
> that?
> Ash-sea is that way ----------->
> "Wots up Doc?" forever. I bet I can find some links.
> Lord Cerne Abbas
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> Yep, Buggs is dead. Elmer shot him.
> Foghorn
Huh! I saw Elmer try to shoot Daffy Duck too. One time Daffy bent the rifle
barrel and Elmer shot himself.
Lord Cerne Abbas
Humpty Dumpty Bush fell off the Iraq wall.
Humpty Dumpty Bush had a big fall.
All his spin doctors and all the President's men
couldn't put Humpty Dumpty Bush together again.
http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/identity.html
http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/mylinks.html
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
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