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| In article <11q128r5sr7s89e@corp.supernews.com>, waterspider@moonlight.net
(Waterspider) wrote:
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> "Alan" <alan@veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk> wrote ...
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> Now this guy I like! Did you see this part?
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> <scraped from Faulking Truth>
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> Interested in reading yet another lame version of the same old "news" that's
> spewed out in thousands of newspapers, magazines, and television stations
> scattered across the universe? Then you're in the wrong place, Bubba. Pick
> up a copy of the Daily Drab and enjoy your nap. No, seriously, hit the road,
> loser. Take a faulking hike. We don't need you.
>
> If, on the other hand, you want to read over the top commentary, outspoken
> editorials, honest opinions on every faulking subject under the sun; if you
> want to be stimulated, entertained, pissed off, and maybe even occasionally
> enlightened, than pull up a chair, set computers to "stun", and prepare to
> be exposed to The Faulking Truth.
>
> Disclaimer: All articles in The Faulking Truth are based on one-sided
> opinions, distorted innuendoes, and the occasional outright lie. Like all
> Americans, we are deeply concerned and yet completely confused at the same
> time, and prone to extreme mood swings. Sometimes we get really serious, and
> think we can change the world, and other times, we just give up and ridicule
> everyone. Get used to it. Sometimes we research our topics, other times
> we're just too damn lazy to care, and the rest of the time we make it up as
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> blah, etc., etc., and so on and so on. Oh, what the hell, post it all over
> the internet for all I care. Just post a faulking link with it, maybe we can
> sucker in a few more readers. It's worth a shot.
>
> Caution: The Faulking Truth contains mature subject matter. Well, actually,
> "mature subject matter" is probably a misnomer, more like immature subject
> matter aimed at adults. Adults who act like children, but really aren't. In
> any event, The Faulking Truth should not be exposed to actual,
> chronological, children. They get inundated with too much crap on the
> internet and porn channels like MTV and BET as it is. And Lord knows I don't
> need that on my conscience. It's hard enough to live with myself as it is.
>
Yes, he's a bit like me. Well almost; I learned it at school.
We began with the Chinese Emperors and we worked up to Chairman Mao. We did the
Kaiser and Hitler too. We did the rise and fall of the Roman Empire. We did the
Aztecs and Toltecs and Minoa and Crete. In short we covered every empire that
the world has ever known and the means they devised to control the populace. The
Aztecs were totally ruthless in that every three months they moved the people
wholesale and sent them all to different locations, and I can quite honestly
understand why the Spanish wiped them out.
Now one thing remains constant and that is that you can fool some of the people
all the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of
the people all of the time, and you can't fool anybody who learnt this at
school. This is why an education makes a man/woman unfit to be a slave and that
is why state education systems are invariably aimed at dumbing people down to
the lowest common denominator.
I find it hard to live with myself too. Honest :-)
Some people find it even harder to live with me too, but on the other hand some
find it quite fun.
Lord Cerne Abbas
Humpty Dumpty Bush fell off the Iraq wall.
Humpty Dumpty Bush had a big fall.
All his spin doctors and all the President's men
couldn't put Humpty Dumpty Bush together again.
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