| Waterspider 2005-12-14, 5:59 pm |
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"Alan" <alan@veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk> wrote ...
> (Waterspider) wrote:
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> Hey, on this one I might agree with you :-)
> How about a A Tale of Two Psychos instead?
> http://www.faulkingtruth.com/Articl...gFest/1018.html
>
Now this guy I like! Did you see this part?
<scraped from Faulking Truth>
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