Hepatitis disease - Ping Professor Von Two Steps

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Ping Professor Von Two Steps - Planet of The Apes

Alan

2005-11-15, 10:57 am

Hey Professor, you just have to come to soc.culture.iraq

It is the funniest newsgroup I have ever come across. Hell, it is full of
Yanks so deep in denial and they are all totally convinced the whole world is
out to get them. ROFLMAO

It sure beats this newsgroup for amusement value alone.

Hey, I changed my sig-line to wind them up even more.

Hey remember when *Pretty* *red* *shirt* *boi* accused everybody of sending him
infected emails? This lot are even worse. "Don't click on any links because they
might be infected pages" is what they come out with. The dumbXXXXs obviously
don't have a clue about protecting their computers, and this explains why Yanks
are so XXXXing dumb. They are all too scared to click on anything that that has
a government "health warning". *snigger*

Hey, I put the psychology on my Home page and it goes like this:

The Psychology Of Civil Self-Policing And Obedience

1. Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a
string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and
start to climb towards the Banana.

2. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water.
After a while, another ape makes an attempt with the same result - all the apes
are sprayed with cold water.

3. Turn off the cold water. If, later, another ape tries to climb the stairs,
the other apes will try to prevent it even though no water sprays them.

4. Now, remove one ape from the cage and replace it with a new one. The New ape
sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his horror, all of the other
apes attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to
climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

5. Next, remove another of the original five apes and replace it with a new one.
The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes
part in the punishment with enthusiasm.

6. Again, replace a third original ape with a new one. The new one makes it to
the stairs and is attacked as well. Two of the four apes that beat him have no
idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are
participating in the beating of the newest ape.

7. After replacing the fourth and fifth original apes, all the apes which have
been sprayed with cold water have been replaced.

Nevertheless, no ape ever again approaches the stairs. Why not? "Because that's
the way it's always been done around here!" Hahahaha!

Which means that Planet America is really Planet of The Apes.

*snigger*

Lord Cerne Abbas

http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/identity.html

http://lordcerneabbastoo.blogspot.com/

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Waterspider

2005-11-15, 5:58 pm

"Alan" <alan@veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk> wrote ...
> Hey Professor, you just have to come to soc.culture.iraq
<snip>

Excuse the interuption, gentlemen, but --LOL-- Alan, you've truly found some
interesting views of the world on this one. I may drop in from time to time
to watch you play.

Thanks. Now carry on...

Waterspider

Alan

2005-11-17, 10:56 am

In article <11nki7bia54kq85@corp.supernews.com>, waterspider@moonlight.net
(Waterspider) wrote:

>
> "Alan" <alan@veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk> wrote ...
> <snip>
>
> Excuse the interuption, gentlemen, but --LOL-- Alan, you've truly found some
> interesting views of the world on this one. I may drop in from time to time
> to watch you play.
>
> Thanks. Now carry on...
>
> Waterspider

Hey Spidey, sorry I missed this; I just am in so many groups now I unsubscribe
to save time.

soc.cuture.iraq has now turned into absolute anarchy without too much help from
me. Hey, they are worse than spp in there. I can tell when I have scored a point
because they send me an infected email, which of course gets intercepted by my
ISP. I really can't see how Blair and Bush can go on much longer now that even
the mainstream media is telling the true stories. The Queen reads all the
newspapers every morning and I can't see her being very happy, considering her
mother stayed in London all through WW2, that Mr Blair has got us into a war
alongside people who torture others and use chemical weapons on women and
children. How can she feel knowing that she is Queen when I hate it so much what
Mr Blair has done "in my name" and I am just a citizen. It just looks so bad on
her.

Alan

"A society whose citizens refuse to see and investigate the
facts, who refuse to believe that their government and their
media will routinely lie to them and fabricate a reality
contrary to verifiable facts, is a society that chooses and
deserves the Police State Dictatorship it's going to get."
- Ian Williams Goddard

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