| Sex Flu Researcher 2004-11-08, 7:12 pm |
| Good! You were right on time for your appointment. Hop up on the
examining table, spread your legs and put your feet in the stirrups.
Open wide and say aaahhhh.
Excellent, Loretta. You did well. The rest is up to me now. Let's see
if I can combine your vaginal DNA with the bird's, then I'll clone them
once I get the vagina to fly.
Thank you for your dedication and willingness to participate in this
cutting-edge scientific endeavor. I will henceforth refer to this
project as the 'Loretta Experiments' when I write about them in medical
journals.
Let me know if you suffer any vaginal itching. Now let's enjoy this
batch of sex flu I've had on the burner all day!
Dr Killborn
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