Nursing - ED CONRAD FINALLY HAS A BRAIN

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ED CONRAD FINALLY HAS A BRAIN

Ed Conrad

2005-12-22, 12:55 pm

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Thanks to Don who just posted this to sci.anthropology:
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> Wizard of Oz (to the Scarecrow):
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Why, anybody can have a brain! That's a very mediocre commodity.
Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks
through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have
universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great
thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and
with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you
haven't got: A diploma.
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Scarecrow:
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The sum of the square root of any two sides of an isosceles triangle
is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh, joy! Rapture! I
got a brain! How can I ever thank you?
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Wizard of Oz: You can't.
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> Here are more photos of one hemisphere of my petrified
> human brain (discovered between anthracite veins).
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> MAN AS OLD AS COAL
> Evolution or Intelligent Design?
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> http://www.edconrad.com/canals/edisonnewquote.gif
> http://www.edconrad.com/canals/hooton.gif
> http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/krogquote.gif
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/coalbones/edyournot.gif
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> WHEN SCIENCE MEETS PSEUDOSCIENCE
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> http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index.html
> http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page2.html
> http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3.html
> http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page4.html
> http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon.html
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> THE COVER-UP THAT CAN'T BE COVERED
> (Petrified Coal-Age Bones, Teeth and Soft Organs)
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< (A golden rule of geology is that coal is a minimum of 280
million years old, dating back to the Carboniferous Period.)
> (Many Specimens Found After Web Page Constructed)
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Photos show a petrified human femur embedded in slate
that was excavated during an open-pit mining operation
in Pennsylvania's anthracite region:
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> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/z8femur.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/D24x/z7femur.jpg
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PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGER AND TOE
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FINGER/FINGERSx.jpg
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Photo during Power Point presentation in Switzerland)
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix2/MVC-006S.JPG
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Two Petrified Human Skulls (one embedded in boulder)
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z11calv.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/skullb.jpg
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Handcarved Tool/Weapon Handle (Turned to Anthracite)
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-001S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-002S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-003S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-004S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-005S.JPG
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Other Petrified Specimens
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/newtibia.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID\MVC-005S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/z5gall.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/z9lung.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-001S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/1tooth.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID/premolar.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix3/z3dino.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID/MVC-013F.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Day/MVC-005S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID\MVC-017S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-010S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-020S.JPG
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> SOME FAVORABLE SCIENTIFIC TEST RESULTS
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Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center

> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith1/MVC-008S.JPG
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American Medical Laboratories
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID\MVC-024S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID\MVC-002S.JPG
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CATscan on petrified premolar
> http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/graph.gif
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Scanning Electron Microscopy on petrified tibia
> http://www.edconrad.com/canals/sem.jpg
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Presence of Haversian canals (Photo of tibia ground section)
> http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/proof1.jpg
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> Ed Conrad
> http://www.edconrad.com
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> Man as Old as Coal (and probably a whole lot older)
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> INTELLIGENT DESIGN?
This is the Hubble Telescope's 2004 ultra view photo, one
that was taken of a totally blackened sky as seen through
an EIGHT-FOOT-STRAW. Result: galaxies upon galaxies
upon galaxies, meaning that our universe is far bigger than
we can even begin to fathom.
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http://www.spacedaily.com/images/hu...p-desk-1024.jpg
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snakehawk

2005-12-22, 6:01 pm

Ed Conrad wrote:

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Dear Ed:

I've seen some of your photographs, and indeed, the objects do resemble
human remains. But human fossils, just like animal fossils, would
rarely exist in only single pieces scattered over a large area. When
humans and animals die, their bodies usually are still intact, in one
place. So if you find a foot bone, a leg bone should be nearby. If
you find a hand bone, an arm bone would normally be right next to it.

If you find a stone object that looks like a femur, unless there are
other related bones nearby, it's probably just a stone that looks like
a femur--not a real femur. If you find a piece of coal that is shaped
like a finger, there should hand and arm bones right next to it. If
not, it's probably just a piece of coal that looks like a finger--not a
real finger. So if you want to convince people of your find, get a
picture of a substantial portion of some skeletal remains--then people
will pay attention to you.