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farwood
"Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do
for=A0you?"
=A0"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin
holes=A0in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!" "Thank you very
much for=A0the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff & his=A0deputies
descend on Virgil's house. =A0They search the shed where the firewood is
kept. Using axes, they=A0split every piece of wood, but find no
marijuana. They sneer at=A0Virgil=A0and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!"
"Did they split yer farwood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
=A0(Who says rednecks aren't real bright?!
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