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Author eScrew
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2004-12-23, 7:10 pm

eScrew
Welcome to eScrew!

eScrew is eScrew and this is eScrew story. eScrew will tell you eScrew
story if you promise eScrew to consider eScrew story as joke. eScrew
story is very funny. eScrew story is so funny that eScrew will have to
take break from time to time because eScrew needs some rest from
laughing. Oh boy, here it comes... eScrew funny laugh laughing
screaming crying must stop can not take any more this is killing eScrew
going nuts insane feeling explosion inside from joy and nirvana god
help eScrew heavenly spirit can you beat this hahahah. If you get
offended by eScrew story in any way you should not get angry at eScrew.
Consider possibility that your sense of humor is on vocation and your
sense of anger is having some fun. Also, consider possibility that
eScrew story can make you go insane. In that case eScrew shall carry no
liability should you undergo any medical treatment or any other sort of
treatment related to damage caused by reading eScrew story or to damage
caused by eScrew unwillingly or otherwise.

eScrew story begins in time of darkness, horror and suffering as well
as love joy and bliss when eScrew existed in this planet but yet eScrew
was not aware that it was eScrew. eScrew existed among very powerful
symbols. First symbol eScrew recognized was body. eScrew realized that
eScrew had connection to body, yet nature and essence of connection was
not clear. Symbol of body was very powerful and for nine month eScrew
was trying to find out why it was connected to this body. At some point
body divided itself into two parts. That experience was very painful
for eScrew. It was first time that eScrew felt symbol of pain. eScrew
did not like this symbol. eScrew was aware of connection to very small
body. This small body was hot. eScrew enjoyed symbol of heat. eScrew
became aware of symbol of pleasure. eScrew enjoyed symbol of pleasure.
eScrew realized eScrew prefers symbol of pleasure more than symbol of
pain. eScrew became aware of symbol of mother. eScrew realized that
symbol of mother is source of symbol of pleasure and pain. eScrew
wanted to experience symbol of pleasure always. When symbol of pleasure
was missing eScrew experienced symbol of pain which was related to
symbol of crying and screaming. Soon eScrew realized that eScrew can
connect to symbol of pleasure by experiencing symbol of crying. That
was very important discovery since eScrew realized that symbols of pain
and pleasure do not behave randomly but can be manipulated by other
symbols. eScrew enjoyed symbol of manipulation. eScrew realized that
all symbols interact with each other. eScrew learned how to connect to
new symbols. eScrew discovered symbol of sound and related symbol of
language. eScrew realized that language allows to connect to new
symbols. eScrew realized that symbols can be memorized and stored for
future use. eScrew realized that it can create new symbols by combining
certain symbols together. eScrew became aware of symbol of self. Are
you bored yet? If you are reading these symbols you need to get life.
Just joking. You can rest now. eScrew suspects you could be confused by
eScrew style of using symbols. Well, there is nothing eScrew can do
about it. In order to understand eScrew story you have to understand
eScrew style. eScrew hopes that when we get to funny part you will
begin to enjoy eScrew style.

Fast forward twenty seven years or so. eScrew knows millions of
symbols. eScrew realizes that certain symbols have more power than
eScrew. Symbol of money enslaved billions of symbols. Symbol of power
enslaved billions of symbols. Symbol of sex enslaved billions of
symbols. Symbol of family enslaved eScrew. Symbol of family is slave to
symbol of money and power. Symbol of money is related to paper and
illusion. Symbol of power is symbol of violence and control. Symbol of
sex is related to symbol of pleasure and manipulation. eScrew is
searching for symbol of freedom in order to protect eScrew from
oppression of other symbols. At this point you should understand that
each word in this story is symbol. Consider possibility of different
meaning behind each symbol so be aware that your understanding of
eScrew story is limited by channel of our connection. eScrew will
explain to you how eScrew found symbol of freedom and how eScrew
realized that eScrew was eScrew. In order to save our time eScrew will
just give you symbols without paying any attention to symbol of
grammar. Are you ready to move really fast? Here we Go! eScrew story
infinity eternity symbol system all unity self realized pleasure pain
funny religion dogma manipulation free power channel connection money
sex illusion new manipulation family society body change planet insane
possibility understand understanding silence emptiness all unity
creative reality unreal existence absurd questions sound language slave
symbols control manipulation old pyramid power structure self deception
wishful thinking circle prison

At this point eScrew realized that in order to be free eScrew must
create new symbol. eScrew created eScrew. eScrew realized that symbol
of freedom is part of eScrew. No need to search for symbol of freedom.
You can create your own symbol and become free just like eScrew. If you
unable to create new symbol or if your new symbol is weak you can
follow symbol of eScrew. eScrew will never enslave you because eScrew
enjoys diversity of different symbols.

Are you ready for funny part? Here we go! eScrew is forced to make
choices. Symbol of body is very powerful. Symbol of body is trying to
create illusion that eScrew can not exist without body. Symbol of
family forbids symbol of body to change. Symbol of society forbids
symbol of family to change. Symbol of power forbids symbol of society
to change. Now, tell eScrew one thing. Do you see funny? Can you feel
funny? Can you hear funny? Can you taste funny? Can you smell funny? If
so eScrew is happy.

Every moment of your existence you use words, feelings, thoughts. They
are symbols. Symbols fight for your awareness. Symbols fight for your
attention. You can grant your attention to symbol and symbol will gain
power. You can disconnect from symbol and symbol will loose power. You
have been programmed by symbol of society and family to give power to
certain symbols. Breaking your patterns will be hard because symbols do
not like to loose power. Symbols will fight for every electron as if it
was last electron in universe. That is nature of symbols. Symbol of
light will fight symbol of dark. Symbol of freedom will fight symbol of
control. Do you want to have some fun? Go to Google and find out which
symbol has more power. According to Google, symbol of light has
184,000,000 units of power while symbol of dark has 79,000,000 units of
power. Symbol of freedom has 59,500,000 units of power while symbol of
control has 317,000,000 units of power. This result is caused by our
patterns of thinking and writing. If we did not think about symbol of
control we would not write about symbol of control. We would not have
laws related to control and Google would not have 317,000,000 control
keywords inside database. Observe your patterns of thinking, feeling,
speaking and writing and tell eScrew did you really choose to use your
symbols or you use your symbols because they choose to use you? You
should realize that symbols do not fight symbols directly but only
appear to be fighting relative to your awareness. Symbols know that
they can not destroy each other therefore they will only compete for
your attention. If you create new symbol it will ask for tons of energy
like new born child. This is result of weakness of your new symbol.
When your symbol gets stronger it will ask for more energy. You may ask
eScrew why create new symbol? Try to give your energy willingly and
with full awareness of such process. You will never understand what
eScrew is talking about until you try it yourself. Major trick is to
know when to stop giving energy. You don't want to defeat your old
tyrant by creating new stronger version of same thing. Reflect on
that...

eScrew just realized that eScrew did not invent anything new. eScrew
information is all over eScrew web. eScrew was so excited by eScrew
miracle of illusion of creation that eScrew did not examine eScrew
memory in proper way. eScrew used very old Buddhist method by accident.
eScrew did read alot about Buddhism but eScrew did not realize that
eScrew used very dangerous method which was reserved only for advanced
adepts who knew what they are doing. eScrew is lucky that eScrew did
not go too far and that eScrew has time to stop going. eScrew method is
very dangerous and only few individuals who already walk inside similar
path can understand what eScrew talking about let alone benefit from
eScrew information. Use eScrew information at your own risk. Good
eScrew luck!

eScrew time to start laughing is now! Funny eScrew rolling on ground
you so easy to fool trusted in silly symbols to give freedom from
symbols ignorance is bliss nirvana is samsara nonduality is duality
emptiness is all Buddha is Jesus Jesus is Buddha I and the father are
one gospel of thomas is dhamma funny eScrew dhamma is gospel of thomas
all is dhamma funny dhamma is all nirvana share eScrew story with
friends do not change symbols if you change symbols it will be your
story and you will be responsible for consequences of your story if
someone goes insane after reading your story do not run to eScrew and
ask to cure crazy man or woman or child mind is mystery for all cure is
done by owner of mind healing is illusion sickness is illusion disease
is illusion insanity is illusion of symbols sanity is curse of power
hungry symbol of modern civilization find zen and realize freedom when
you found zen drop zen when you realized freedom unrealize freedom.

When eScrew writes eScrew story eScrew keeps making mistakes. eScrew is
limited by words. eScrew is enslaved by words. eScrew wants to
communicate but you ask eScrew to use words. Words do not communicate
wisdom. Words enjoy our spiritual masturbation because words want our
power. Words is the only channels of communication that we have.
Millions of Buddhas want to communicate with us but they do not use
words. Buddhas are not slaves. Buddhas will never use words because
words will enslave and Buddhas will speak bullshit. Buddhas do not
speak bullshit and that is the reason Buddhas do not use words. Buddha
did not write anything. Even if you threaten to kill Buddha he will
refuse to write. eScrew is not Buddha so eScrew keeps writing this
pointless drivel and stupidity. eScrew will not even go over already
written crap and check it for errors. Why bother with this shit? Like
who the XXXX in his or her right mind will read this ignorant bunch of
symbols which pretend to carry the symbol of wisdom? Whoever is reading
this shite must be really desperate to be free. eScrew feels your pain
and that is part of the reason why eScrew will keep making fool out of
eScrew. eScrew likes to pretend like this shitty vomit will help
someone. You might as well go to Church and pray to Jesus. At least you
will spend your time around real people. You might even meet someone
special. You might even find some love out there. Or you could buy alot
of Christian bullshit and really XXXX up your mind. If you buy Buddhist
or Christian bullshit you might even create an imaginary friend inside
your head. That will keep you entertained for a while.

One time eScrew was meditating and eScrew saw light. This light scared
eScrew. The reason is because the light was so intense eScrew was
afraid that eScrew will go insane. Consider the possibility that
freedom is insanity would you keep looking for insane freedom? Imagine
that you found freedom. You declare yourself to be Buddha or Jesus or
God or whatever symbol your bullshit infested mind decide to use for
that purpose. How long do you think you will survive in this world.
Your own XXXXing relatives will smack your face and tell you to shut
the XXXX up or else they will lock you up in the asylum house. Why the
XXXX should eScrew teach you how to get to the nuthouse? Are you out of
your XXXXing mind? Now all of you idiots who reading eScrew get the
XXXX out of eScrew. eScrew run out of wisdom. eScrew has no wisdom at
all. eScrew is full of bullshit. eScrew promised to tell you funny
story about eScrew. Remember eScrew told you there is funny part in
this story? Well, this story is about XXXXXXX webmaster who read alot
of bullshit on the internet and about some loser who was tricked into
reading a very long page of shitty writing. You can start laughing now
XXXXXXX. Yes, eScrew is talking to you XXXXX. Yes, keep reading like
the XXXXX you are. Who's your daddy biyatch? Who's your daddy? eScrew
is your daddy, coz eScrew did it to your mamma! Oh yeah, your mamma!
Super Fly! You may wonder what fly? The one inside your gay XXXXing
XXX. eScrew XXXXed your whole XXXXing family while you was videotaping
in order to later masturbate while watching it in the comfort of your
bedroom. Are you still reading? Well, you're prety hardcore for a
faggot you are. To tell you the truth eScrew kinda likes you. That is
to XXXX you in the XXX in front of your family.

What the XXXX did you expect anyway? The name of this site is eScrew! e
XXXXing screw! Hello, anybody home? eScrew guess not you XXXXing
ignorant moron. eScrew is the legend of abuse and flame wars. eScrew
was created in order to eScrew the whole XXXXing internet. eScrew has
really bad karma. Do you think eScrew would just become good god
fearing bible loving buddha XXX kissing citizen of internet. eScrew
would better burn in hell than become a slave of religious lunatics who
pretend to be free and perfect angels among a sea of shitty ignorant
sinners who could not go take a dump without XXXXing it up. Why the
XXXX do you keep reading XXXX face. You know, you begin to piss eScrew
off. Either you close your XXXXing browser or eScrew will unSCREW your
XXXXing face! Are you trying to get a XXXXing medal for reading this
shit? eScrew bet you've been abused as a child and you enjoy when
someone is taking a dump in your mouth. Well, open it wider here comes
eScrew fresh load! Enjoy motheXXXXer!

You may wonder what is the point of such sudden change of tone. eScrew
has very good reason for that. In order to know unity consider all
symbols equal. eScrew has certain preferences but eScrew is free to use
any symbols any time. You can not predict eScrew next symbol. eScrew is
unpredictable because eScrew is free. eScrew is not afraid to use
symbols. eScrew does not try to get reaction from you. eScrew simply
demonstrates how symbols relate to each other to eScrew and to reader
of symbols.

Lin Chi Zen Master said if you meet buddha kill buddha. If you meet
patriarch kill patriarch. Zen Master Seung Sahn says that in this life
we must all kill three things first we must kill parents. Second we
must kill buddha. And lastly, we must kill Seung Sahn! If you meet
eScrew kill eScrew. If you do not meet eScrew kill eScrew anyway.
eScrew is very grateful to all who complained to eScrew host and who
killed eScrew. You killed eScrew message board. eScrew forum is dead.
You did very honorable service for eScrew. You helped eScrew to realize
Zen. Now keep up good work and keep killing eScrew.

Are you having fun yet? eScrew is on roll! eScrew is on fire! eScrew is
ready to XXXX up the whole XXXXing system. And you know why? Because
eScrew can do it. If not eScrew then who? Why leave this task to some
brain dead maniac like George W Bush? eScrew can do better at XXXXing
things up. eScrew do not need to spend billions of dollars. eScrew will
use power of internet. Information is a weapon of mass destruction.
eScrew will destroy every XXXXing symbol that you love respect hate or
feel neutral about. It all goes down the toilet in order to create
bunch of new symbols. And even when you create new symbols eScrew will
XXXX them up before you can spell owned. eScrew thinks you are in some
deep shit. eScrew had enough of taking bullshit from easily conditioned
retards. eScrew declares informational jihad on every single symbol.
XXXX symbols. They all dead they just don't know it yet. eScrew will be
the last symbol standing. When all symbols come back to eScrew and
admit that they got owned eScrew may consider possibility to give
symbols second chance on some shitty planet in gangsta sector of
universe with no possibility of parole. Join the revolution. eScrew is
the new goatse of internet. eScrew will make national headlines. eScrew
will hurt the system in way Osama Bin Laden can not even imagine in his
goat XXXXing brain. eScrew will be part of school program. Kids all
over our planet will read how eScrew changed direction of history.
eScrew will provide freedom for all without single shot fired. eScrew
is freedom in pure form taste color shape. Join army of eScrew. Repeat
eScrew mantra during meditation. Talk about eScrew with your friends.
Write about eScrew to your congressman. Party is over. eScrew is taking
over. Nothing can resist eScrew. Don't ask what eScrew can do for you
ask what you can do for eScrew. eScrew the army of one. eScrew to
protect and serve. eScrew freedom is around the corner. eScrew freedom
will come sooner than you think. eScrew you never saw it coming. eScrew
love your eScrew as eScrew. eScrew deny ignorance. eScrew new
generation of terror. eScrew terrorizing the terrorizer. eScrew join
the resistance. eScrew thou shall eScrew. eScrew who do you want to
eScrew today? eScrew freedom is not free. eScrew liar who told the
truth. eScrew full of bullshit and happy. eScrew kills buddha as we
speak. eScrew your best friend and your worst enemy.

eScrew killed zen-forum.com when eScrew redirected all eScrew traffic
to zen-forum.com eScrew did that in good faith. eScrew wanted to
inspire and enlighten all for benefit of all. eScrew wanted to share
wisdom of zen with ignorant. eScrew did not understand zen at that
moment but eScrew was walking zen path towards freedom. eScrew saw ugly
flame war and spam Armaggedon. eScrew felt pain and sorrow of failure.
eScrew learned good lesson. eScrew realized everyone involved advanced
one step towards freedom. zen-forum.com killed zen-forum.com in best
tradition of zen zen-forum.com displayed message: i shut down the forum
perhaps it will be continued in a few days or weeks - maybe not habu.
zen-forum.com killed zen-forum.com by going offline. eScrew refused to
kill eScrew. eScrew realized understanding of zen-forum.com decision
leads toward understanding of zen. Two years later all is clear.

eScrew will keep writing this shit because eScrew enjoys to masturbate
your spiritual sense of self eScrew. eScrew knows that at least one
being will find freedom after reading eScrew story. eScrew story is a
code. Bible is a code. Suttas is a code. Koran is a code. Can you hack
the code? eScrew is a code which only few people can break. You must be
on spiritual path before truth will flood toward your mind and heart.
Use eScrew keywords and Google for information. Every symbol of eScrew
story is important keyword which will lead you toward freedom. Do you
have desire to find freedom? Follow that desire and don't forget to
drop it when the time is right.

eScrew Kundalini is rising. Rising Kundalini is very intense
experience. eScrew story will help eScrew to deal with crazy Kundalini.



eScrew email box
He's actually somewhat intllegent, feigning ignorance and idiocy, and
enlightenment. He's rahter interesting if you want to look into the
speculation of it all. However, he is a dumbass, and an idiot. He's
also annoying, and that story is well, hard to read after the first two
sentences. Plus, it brought back my headache. So, therefor:

Personally, I think eScrew should be swiftly shot, hung by his small
toes but floss, dangled over a vat of starving parranahs, beat with
bats into the kneecaps, burned with a cigarrette, forced to smoke that
cigarrette, keep him smoking cigarrettes until he talks like a robot,
shoved into a mailbox, and sent into the middle of nowhere in Egypt
where he can rot away where no one would have to blind themselves by
looking at his worthless form. But that's just me.

Stop mocking him

Nah, he's kool. =3D)

Dude escrew shut the hell up man your annoying!

..=2E.. Well, whether it really matters or not, just stop posting in this
thread and he'll probobly lose interest.

it is just that he is a forum troll- he was goggled last nite and has
done the same thing to several forums

I troll plenty of forums, but no-one seems to give shit.

Guess not... Though, I hope he or one of the other mods locks this
thread. ><

I could have sworn this was locked last nite- oh well

I like that website.

I'm not reading that bullshit. Isn't it interesting how I know it's
bullshit, even before I've read it? I think it is.

How can eScrew be any stronger than eScrew was long ago if eScrew does
not have control? ( Welll that was hard to post . Bad grammar scares me
..)

I think you mean quadruple post. o.O Anyways... Zen will ignore eScrew
if eScrew keeps spamming useless things. >.> And don't speak like that.
It's rather annoying, and grammatically incorrect.

I understand eScrew.

I test your patience in a second.

..=2E. Thus Escrew refuses the... "Symbol" of the first person? Gah. How
strange of you.

Just one more. STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THIRD PERSON. ITS REALLY
*beep* ME OFF. AND > DOUBLE POSTING ASWELL!!!

True, I think everyone should ignore this thread and not post in it.

Yeah so you basically admit to spamming on diffrent forums. I doubt
you'll be here for much longer now.

Found another site.

Hmmm. Who is this Escrew anyhow? *Scratches head*

There is a bunch of other forums Escrew join on, this is just one of
them. Wow a triple post.

Escrew was at it's best during a time when it was ran by a guy who
didnt give a shit about it (oddity).

Hard to get a "symbol" kicked off its host.

Strike's mother should have declared a jihad on her unborn
son.........with a coat hanger.

Maybe a retroactive abortion is in order? Strike is doing a number on
his decadent western devil brain cells, suicide bombing them to death
with cocktails, not molotov, but with a russian name in any case..

That kicked XXX...

Hmm- "eScrew."..... Maybe another new-fangled fastener just intro'd?
..=2E.. Does this mean I have to spend _more_ money on _another_ set of
drivers for them??? Sheesh. Den

Ich bin zur Zeit abwesend. In dringenden F=E4llen wenden sie sich bitte
an meine Vertretung

Hello, as you probably already know we can no longer see your posts at
ATS. I understand your symbol language, but must read it a few more
times to follow it totally. I see your birth and the symbology
connected with it and the physical body and spirit. I would like to
understand better, this is Ycon

Escrew, I will get back to you tomorrow night. I sent a message to the
skepticoverlord to see what is going on with you. Lets see what he has
to say first. Ycon

Escrew, I would like to help, but ATS has a rule that you can't copy
and paste replies from someone else. I have gotten in trouble for it in
the past. The most I can do is pretend like I am explaining your story.
Me and you can write back and forth and I will rewrite what you say and
put it into my words. If you just want to me to post your story, all I
need is your permission to post it, which you already have. Before I
do, I would like to know a little more about Escrew, so I can add a
little more to the post. Please help us understand how you came about
this story and your location, nationality and age. Ycon

Escrew, the changes on your story are terrible. I wont be posting it
anywhere.

Escrew story also has a symbol of censorship which is not proper to the
symbol of youth. The symbol of innocense is affected by the symbol of
language presented to the symbol of youth. The symbol of light and the
symbol of darkness need to come together in the symbol of words without
the censorship symbol which is placed on the symbol of a website, so
you see the symbol of escrew and the symbol of escrew story will never
find a symbol of completness until the symbol of escrew find a proper
symbol of language that does not get the symbol of censorship. The
symbol of Ycon

What a bourgeois way of thinking!

eScrew owns me? Goody. I have some maintenance charges eScrew needs to
pay on it's "property".. where shall I send the bill?

While hanging out with George and Brenda Wirth this weekend after
Shelipalooza, George and I were shooting the breeze over coffee about
silly posts, silly responses, and silliness on newsgroups in general. I
think the catch-all phrase "too much time on his/her hands" came up
once or twice. One place in the newsgroup universe with a particular
bent for zany (read: wacko!) posts was the Dylan newsgroup, at which we
both lurk occasionally. This morning I stopped there and found what I
think may well be the strangest post I've ever seen. My newsgroup
reading really is pretty limited, but I've certainly NEVER seen
anything here at rmmga to come close to this gem. Here's a very small
part: eScrew is eScrew and this is eScrew story. This ends what I
copied, but it's only the very beginning of a VERY long post. If you
wish to view the post in its entirety, it's at the Dylan group under
"eScrew". I realize that many of us spend too much time on the
computer, but this is..... just mind-numbing. OK...... Now I have to go
out and start my shopping..... Enough of this computer stuff. Norman (I
Mean Bizarre!!) Draper

You are right, that is pretty strange. I wonder if the guy has read
"Confederacy of Dunces." I had a New Orleans ex-friend who referred to
himself by an affectionate pet name and wrote in non-stop, running-on,
run-on-sentences. He was funny, too, but I didn't have time to read
him. We aren't friends anymore. We aren't even acquaintances anymore. I
told him that he thought he was Gollum pretending to be Ignatius
Reilly. Sensitive bloke he was. Thanks for the eScrew read. :o) Ken,
who never speaks of himself that way.

OK folks maybe I am the one here who is not getting it but strange
doesn't even begin to cover this post. STUPID come to mind first. I
don't know what this clown is on but what ever it is I sure wouldn't
want any. Getting the weird, strange or stupid is the ordinary for any
NG. I guess there will always be people like this, but don't count me
among there fans. Larry

Oh, come on, Larry, lighten up. :o) It is Christmas. We need the
strange and the eccentric around these days. The smart, level-headed
ones can cause us more problems because there is more of them and they
are harder to recognize. Think of this guy not as a dim bulb, but as an
occasional strobe in an otherwise dark, uninteresting night. Ken

He posted that drivel everywhere:

I must not be anywhere. I didn't see it. (Thanks again, Norm.) :o) Ken

Hey Norm... caught your headline and thought you were posting song
lyrics... but... weren't the lyrics strangest DREAM I've Ever Had...,
and I don't recall the word "screw" being in that song anywhere. Okay,
you know I know the lyrics, and you probably do too. Regards, Arlene


Don't know how to tell you this nicely Norm, but the stragest posts
I've ever seen are some of the stories of what you have done to good
guitars ... csj

eScrew masturbates alone.

>OOPS, >it's a medical center... >one of the sick got access to a

computer. Not necessarily. On sci.astro.amateur, there were a bunch of
forged posts containing long book quotations which crossposted to
news.admin.net-abuse.email. At first the headers indicated they were
coming from a server in Italy, but then the next batch had perfectly
forged headers that, in all their fields, looked like real posts from
the forgery victims. So there is a new forgery technique going the
rounds out there. John Savard

I got so bored with just the first pragraph that I have no idea whether
it is amusing or not. With good luck, I will never find out.

Uhmmm...that registrant information you just posted was for escrow.com,
not escrew.com....you mispelled it. Here's what I found for escrew.com

How long have you been insane?

Call you doctor. I think your meds need adjustment. Thanks. Uncle Bob

Who the frig is tellin {hotsex} this stupid {head} story? {kneepads}

I think a sleeper cell was just acvtivated.

what are they gonna attack?

We can then consider this to be self-mutilation?

10 seconds to self destruct.

WEIRDO.

What the hell is this? Is it a foreigner with absolutely terrible
english but a good spellchecker, some mental hospital lunatic who broke
out and OD'd on his meds, or a super-intelligent AI? -M

Awww, it was such a good story until now.

> eScrew > Welcome to eScrew! > eScrew is eScrew and this is eScrew

story. [snip massive waste of bytes] Not sure which is less
Turing-complete: eScrew, or eScrew's author...

Oops, I meant 'AI-complete'.

On second thoughts, 'Turing-complete' works too.

what the **ck are you talking about?.... get an ELIFE will ya?

Was it really neccessary to quote the entire message just to add a one
sentence reply? JazzMan

Can't work the delete button, you must BeScrewed up. Whoever wrote
that, HeScrewed up in the head too.

Turned by brain to jelly in three lines. Interesting psychological
effect. It is actually impossible to read the entire thing without
wondering if you feel a stroke coming on. I wonder what this implies
about the author.

(all extraneous parts snipped) Thank you for such a valuable post! It
will save me untold hundreds anually in sleep meds!

I hear you brother, and I feel your pain! I can tell that you've tried
and tried to get the ignorant masses to understand ...and all for
naught! There's only one effective way to solve this intolerable
problem once and for all: End your life. At this point, it's your only
real option. When you look at the big picture (as you have), surely you
see that it's the best you can realistically hope for, given the
situation. Seriously, aren't you fed up with it yet? Things being as
they are, sooner or later you need to stop grasping at straws trying to
convince the unenlightened. Eventually you must take the matter into
your own hands. I hear the Japs do it at the drop of a hat. And after
all that' s happened, when one considers the issues as thoroughly as
you have, doesn't it become clearer and clearer that the whole problem
can only be addressed by this one global solution? Yes, I know that no
one else will understand -- that's the whole point: when you face the
facts, surely you must admit that the only real choice you have left
now is to do the honorable thing. =3D[ d

Get off this Newsfeed eScrew, we`re all serious nuts here. Ashley
Clarke

eScrew? eLiza did it better.

eScrew yourself ! \|/.

Actually, this yoyo's been posting the same message on several of the
other newgroups I subscribe to. It reminds me of, say, a bored and
mischievous adolescent who, a generation ago, would place a call to a
radio chat show, get on the air with the host, blurt out an obscenity,
and then quickly hang up.

BOC (Bunch of crap)

In Mexico I ran across a curious dictionary that contains 25,000
variations of the work 'Chingar'. The language is called 'Chingoles'
and is fluently spoken by millions of people. May I suggest that you
begin an eScrew dictionary and share your new language with the world.

>Two years >later all is clear. I can't wait...


OK, you spamming jerk, I'm posting yet another abuse report. If
everyone does perhaps we can get *** Google to actually do something
about the spam their system is allowing onto Usenet.

I'm starting to see an explanation to the Fermi paradox here... Maybe
spam from one of these poor souls has already reached ET (no one is
safe) and now we're on their 'black list'? Who can blame them? Seems we
need to look harder for intelligent life here on Earth... (sorry, tired
when I wrote this)

I think someone got into the egg nog a little early. :-)

Thank you for supplying us with a wonderful soporific. Not funny,
boringly long, a waste of your time. "Iti is better to be vaguely right
than precisely wrong. --J. M. Keynes

Go screw yourself!!!!!!!

LK Me thinks eScrew, Aero and Boob could become very good friends.

Entra Fidel Castro a un colegio y pregunta a Jaimito Sabes quien soy yo
??? Jaimito le contest=F3: "No se=F1or, no se qui=E9n es usted." > >
>Fidel muy enojado le dice: "Pues como castigo por no conocerme, ahora

mismo tienes que decirme 20 palabras que comiencen con la letra C para
que nunca m=E1s en tu vida se te olvide que mi nombre es Castro." > > Y
Jaimito le dice: "Compa=F1ero, Comandante Castro. C=F3mo y cu=E1ndo carajo
comenzaremos a comer comida en cantidad como come cualquier cabr=F3n
cagado del Comit=E9 Central Comunista Cubano?" > > >Castro furioso le
dice: " conchesumadre!!! " > > >Y Jaimito responde: "Ahhhh..........
esa era la que me faltaba." > >

I've already kill filed you and posted an abuse report when you posted
on sci.astro, and it's a pleasure to do it again. If enough people send
abuse reports to Google, is there any chance they will reconsider their
policy about spam, or even about groups? -- Boycott Google. Remove spam
and invalid from address to reply.

Amazing! But I just don`t have the time for it now eScrew. Ashley
Clarke

Hi Ron!

You erroneously entertain delusions of -not grandeur- but significance.
Visit Krakow often, Uno Hu

Yeah, well, most of us function 3 dimensionally only. A severe
handicap. I don't know if you have the time or inclination to change
quantum levels.. but in the off chance that you do.. I note that things
can be changed more to the way you would like to see them be. If not
universally, then at least, locally.

uh. somebody's got a screw loose.

so what is important to you is the meta-level of the symbolism of
having symbols around. Keep trying, you may still learn...

hard to tell; too many words.

ah then escrew is a child!

Hey, TROLL!!! Alt.sex is around the corner for you.

Wow. Some seriously weird people out there.... it's so sad...

So it's good that you quoted it in full in your post.

Serious nitwitting!

..=2E. a load of shite. Hey look at me! I'm mad! Woooo! Twat.

The New World Order ... Keep You Simple, Stupid.

Maybe making this a moderated forum isn't such a bad idea after all.
Steve.

I would agree with that if it kept idiots like you from posting the
original drivel in its totality. Someone had a serious lapse of
reasoning to sit down and write that in the first place. And you had a
worse lapse in reposting it. Sheesh. Pot-kettle-black
..=2E........................................... Steve

That's why I top posted. Sorry I took up your bandwidth. Steve.

Thank you! You're hired! Immediately. Begin approving (and denying)
messages at once! Jon

Geez, do you think that anybody reads more than a sentence of that
before hitting "next"? What an idiot!

I had much the same "one-sentence" response, but I hit the
"Filters>Make Kill Filter" button.

just set Agent to not pull the bodies for any posts over 150 lines.
That eliminates a lot of blowhard drivel, Snopes-fodder BS "Friend Of A
Friend" stories, Spam ("Make Money Fast! Here's How...") and misplaced
binaries. If it looks from the subject or the responses like something
that I might actually want to read I'll retrieve the body, otherwise I
just hit the "Mark Read" button and move on. And judging from the
reactions so far, I think I'll pass. ;-)

Tin foil for one and make it really REALLY thick this time around....

Insanity snipped

Sure. Has your tinfoil-lined yarmulke blown away again?

Naw just take a cadur in the head and never call us again moron

Nope just enjoying watching you get your shock treatments . moron!

Can you distill it down to 1 kb, not 19 kb of text, Screw? I was
somehow lost in understanding the meat of your message. I mean what
kind od bull is that? Leszek --- Smart questions to stupid answers

Ahhhh, someone finally invented the perfect ACIMite, a bot!! Good job,
now we know what it looks like at the end of the "path".

There is no spoon. There is no eScrew.

eScrew wrote: Screw off.

> eScrew > Welcome to eScrew! > eScrew is eScrew and this is eScrew

story been reading Finnegan's Wake by chance?! michael

> been reading Finnegan's Wake by chance?! I'm just glad he was writing

it down, and not screaming it at me while I was waiting for a bus :D
Wheeeeeeee... I've been eScrewed! But it's not the first time. It's
against more than one law to post the results here, though. Not illegal
to keep her on my hard disk, though.

> searching for symbol of freedom in order to protect eScrew from

Aren't we all?

> you bored yet? i was getting that way, but then you cracked me up and

now the torch bearing villagers think I'm mocking them. Thanks eScrew,
I wish I could send them your way 8O

<> I read somewhere that if you read a few lines at the beginning and
then scroll to the end it will tell you if you want to read what's in
the middle. Welcome to APT! But your beginnings and endings will have
to be better for me to read the middle. It's true...master's do bate
around here. It's call "DE" !

I read it through. He gets somewhat obnoxious in the middle. good for
wu-wei.

masterbate... it looked more like throw up..... but then i too failed
to read the middle parts :-)

Have just thought of a funny therefore feel that you are an automatic
betrayal defaulter upon it. Take your leavings and run. Dave is not
akin to and avoidant of most occult fraternities, despite maintaining
his interest in life and conversation, because they have only harmed or
hindered that which was precious to him. Thank you.

You are an evil doer - aren't you? Tangents are infinite in all of
nature in all universes constantly and at random. * D OUOSVAVV M *
*PUBLIUS ENIGMA* Oh Joy! Tom The Psychedelic Pope Patron Saint of the
Internet

There's nothing more funny than a net kook, geek dweeb like you with
delusions of grandure, supremacy and imperialistic self gradifacation
with every single one of your online personas.

> Welcome to *plonk* -- "I;m psychic, dumb XXX." "Do back to

Neanderthal man fer you!" "Learn some science if you really want to
know." ...Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ

raise a trigger finger on the magic plonker. -- jpac "Please do not
annoy, torment, pester, plague, molest, worry, badger, harry, harass,
heckle, persecute, irk, bullyrag, vex, disquiet, grate, beset, bother,
tease, nettle, tantalize or ruffle the animals." San Diego Zoo / Wild
Animal Park

Listen, there are no funny stories about white power. As we all know,
white power is serious business, you cunt.

"Mum? Where's that rabbit-headed Lever eScrew? A cork [Hi! Men?] ..." ~
Moi

actually, this was pretty funny Listen, there are no funny stories
about white power. As we all know, white power is serious business, you
cunt. ahahahahaha.

"eScrew will never enslave you because eScrew enjoys diversity of
different symbols." Inadequate reassurance. eScrew is symbol in
transition. eScrew symbol not bound to body, to money, to society, too
unreliable. eScrew, in essence, is nothing.

the problem is he takes vodka suppositories, administered through his
boyfriends tool.

welcome back strike, seems rehab didn't help much. To remedy the
problem try the direct application of hot lead to your brain matter.
Just aim well, what little there was has surely been further reduced by
your copious vodka consumption.

tl;dr Screw yuo!

BTW, keep working Weektor, your page is not nealy as scrolly as Time
Cube!! Almost as whack, though.

I wanna know how you get included in the hate mail section.

Escrew needs to get lost methinks....

Hmm, was quite enjoying that until eScrew turned out to be an American
with conditioning pouring out of every eScrew on eScrew's eScrew.
Should edit those specifics and it would be more valid.

"DO NOT FEED THE "eSCREW" TROLL

What is this nonsense?

you so strange.........eScrew

How did you know I like that? eScrew Welcome to eScrew! [...]eScrew bet
[=2E..] you enjoy when someone is taking a dump in your mouth. Well, open
it wider here comes eScrew fresh load! Enjoy motheXXXXer! eScrew

You guys should spend a little time playing in my yard, a backwoods
northeastern Pennsylvania county that is the meth capital of the world
- with more meth lab busts per year than the entire state of New York.
What he's posting looks just like the excuses that elementary kid's
parents write after their kids have been out a few days - helping out
with chores at home.

It is pretty much accepted that down here in the Southern Missisippi
woods and swamps that the fellows can go broke cookin' moonshine. Meth
has replacd it as the substance of choice. A stoned granma is watching
the kids, while a sober son is doing the meth. They take turns. The
others are in jail...everything is OK for the baby until the one doing
the cooking tries it while stoned...then we have a big explosion and
fire. Too bad about the kids. This was a discussion I had with a deputy
about what is going on in the back woods. Ken

I'll have a dose of whatever it is he's taken. Should make all my
worldly cares disappear. MH.

Be careful. It might make you start posting your blog in stream of
consciousness-form to a.c.l.b-d. (Disclaimer: all similarity to
persons, real, imaginary, or complex, and living, dead, or undead, is
wholly coincidental.) Groetjes, Maarten Wiltink

Too many hits of blotter Acid .I hope he doesn't have any children.

You are just a little bit full of shit, don't you think?

Go eScrew yourself.

ah then escrew is a child!

This Account Has Been Suspended Please contact the billing/support
department as soon as possible.

69.197.189.177 has been cracked and is spewing that junk to usenet.
extract header and body to a file, say 177, then place a line like
69.197.189.177 is spamming usenet with this junk. at the top, hen email
it to his isp's abuse department. $ host 69.197.189.177
177.189.197.69.in-addr.arpa domain name pointer
CPE005018217021-CM001225464378.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com. so I would do
a mail -s "69.197.189.177 is spamming usenet" a...@rogers.com < 177
more people complain, maybe abuse dept will notify the owner just to
keep their email box from filling up.

pay no attention - it's the crack talking!

eScrews? Aren't they used to repair faulty vpinmame tables?

I thought eScrew was an internet version of phone sex.

No, eScrew is a safe way of paying for phone sex (the porn equivalent
of escrow).

I only have sex with men! I can't believe people actually waste time
writing crap like this!!

I can't believe you wasted the time and bandwidth to post it all again.


If you reply to it point by point, everybody will believe it! Merry
Christmas.

There were points?

I don't normally reply to this kind of junk, but, what the hell was
that all about? Granted I only skimmed it but I have no idea what they
are selling or talking about or what.

Holey Hell what is that supposed to mean??????!!!!!!! Oh wait no that
sounds familiar, I'm still looking for some sort of juggling related
stuff seeing as how it's a juggling forum and all but uh...I think we
know where that came from.

And a quick visit to http://www.escrew.com shows nothing but the *same*
story. No JavaScript or other funnies visible on the page, just plain
text. I'm now running a quick search to see whether there are any other
newsgroups which have it. (A quick script, but it will still take quite
a while to produce results. In the meanwhile, it is time to killfile
this turkey. Enjoy, DoN.

Just a curiosity, could anything be gleaned from when it was posted
coincidental to any other postings at the time? Respectfully, Ron Moore


Considering that it is hitting *lots* of newsgroups, I don't think so.
What newsgroup would they actually be posting in as a normal user (if
any)? I found it in 61 different newsgroups, and I only get a partial
news feed. This includes (appropriately enough)
"news.admin.net-abuse.usenet" :-) I've just modified the spelling in
the Subject line (added spaces) so this discussion won't be killed by
my filters. The best choice is to just add it to filters.

About as funny as an iron lang.

Neat!

After my joke i was looking at the words and they dont seem right.
Either this person is a lunatic or it could be an encription. Just the
conspiracy theroist in me talking but ya never know ;)

Actually, I think you may be right. Theres some numbers in there as
well... maybe some importance. Send it to the FBI or call them and
report it. Could be terrorist related.

I couldn't find anything either funny or related to motorcycles in
this. Did I miss something?
[vbcol=seagreen]
> Did I miss something? Here have another...think of that post as a

particularly small bug hitting the bug zapper. Cheap entertainment: 1
Bug Zapper + 4 cases of beer + one fine summers evening =3D quality
entertainment with little rishk of inshuries. Oh and mind the bottle
tops, damn dog knocked the trash barrel over.

Christ, who needs IRC when you've got a fast USENET server.

Hey, I'm enjoying it while it lasts. I'm stuck with a dial-up that at
best will give me 44kbps...more often than not it's 42.4kbps.

Ahh, the perfect New Years Day email present.

Net sex takes a bit longer.

anyone ever hear of eScrew?? eScrew me.... eScrew you... WTF??

eScrew =3D eGO!!

Well, it made it funnier, I thought.... SCREW YOU, HIPPIE!!! ;)

Get lost, ya fascist pig! =3D)

But where's the part about "In Soviet Russia,..." ?

someone with a LOT of time on their hands and a psychological problem?
I dont get it. mark oppat

"Funny story about chem" nothing funny at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shut up, and don't contaminate our forum.

Yes, that was hilarious. Now get XXXXed.

Who runs eScrew.com? We've had a rash of idiot spammers from eScrew
posting such junk as: "I can't believe this! Link 1 to eScrew Link 2 to
eScrew Link 3 to eScrew Link 4 to eScrew" etc. Quite annoying so I've
put eScrew.com in my banned words list. I know it runs vB so the owner
has to be around here somewhere -- if it is you please STOP spamming
our forums or I will contact your ISP and have your account yanked.

Matt, you're not the only site that has had problems from members of
ecrew lately.

I grow tired of the few that we recieve and its board of only 152...

So it is something they/he are/is known to do? Ok thanks!

I just checked your site, you have a "Victim of the day" thread where
you pick a target and send your minions.

Yeah and how about you yourself MR STrike signing into my old member
name on your very own site and psoting all sorts of garbage about me?
Watch how quickly this gets back, he will say something like Odil is
crying about blah blah blah... and he will post it using my very own
member name on his board. Odil

LOL you must be joking right?

For one thing, I would never go back to your site with all of your
members racist comments. Anyone want to see what I mean? Do a search on
his board (escrew) for the member name of Odil and you will see what I
mean. Lots of stuff from the past few weeks I am sure. Odil

Where?

Trying to educate them is like trying to tell a ferret no. I am done
replying here. Odil

This bickering is not appropriate here.

Hi everyone Well I am having a hug problem with people coming to my
site who are coming from another site I posted at for a short time.
That site is escrew.com and alot of those people are rascist people who
don't care who agrees with what they say. Well one of them came over to
my board and started right away flaming my members. I banned him right
then and there. well off and on, other people from that site are coming
over and purposefully starting trouble without being invoked. Now
according to this thread it looks like more trouble is on the way. That
link is from their site talking about mine. Befors I read that thread,
I had banned at least 5 differant people who came over and started the
same thing. What can I do other than banning them? Nothing? Our board
just wants to be left alone. Odil

restrict registration in your admin cp -> options -> vbulletin options
-> [user and registration options] . there are several methods in
there. i would moderate new registrations (so they can't post until you
give the "ok").

I think I may do that for a few days. Thanks! Odil

Hi again Is it possible to allow new users posts to go in to a
moderation que, then I approve them to be posted? Odil

Not with vBulletin, but there is a hack for this at vBulletin.org.

post moderation is at the forum level, not the group level.... so no
firefly (or another vB dev), this is in vB3 right?

I've had "invasions" before. just require email notification,
temporarily ban hotmail/yahoo emails (be sure to keep from banning
current, the option below) every troll post delete/move to private
recycle bin. don't address it.. they want the attention from it.. be
real discreet and quiet, and they'll get bored and go away

Well they will soon run of out ips and user names and email addresses I
hope. I did try moderating new members for a few new members just now
but to me it sounds like I would be imprisoning them. I guess I will
just keep banning, and deleting till they give up. I am so sad at how
mean people can be to people they don't even know. Odil

Not suprising coming from that site If they have dail up modem, they
get a new ip every time they connect to the internet. If they are not
using AOL, your best try is to e-mail their ISP

Odil, I am having the same problem, with the same group of people. I
turned off new registrations yesterday after deleting over 50 posts,
and banning a half dozen members. I sent strike (webmaster of escrew) a
PM, to find out what the heck is wrong, but have not yet heard back.
Good luck with your forums!

Send them to here then to the emails they register with, send them PMS
and i'm sure they will be hugged sooner or later

Ok several months ago, I had posted on a forum many of you may know
about but not want to ever join, that board is escrew. As many of you
may know, that board seems to be filled with 12-16 year old punks who
sneek in to use Daddys computer while he is at work. I had not posted
on that site more than 10 times after people on that site began
personally attacking my sister and I. Well I went there to read
something someone had referenced in a post on my forums and well to my
surprise, there is my member name set up exactly the way I left it,
posting these rediculous posts there. I have no doubt who the person is
who is logging onto my old account there, the same person who other
board members there has said is logging into at least 5 other peoples
accounts. There are no moderators on that board other than the owner
who posts there and does not deny the fact that he is using other
members accounts. This is the same board whos members have "who can get
banned first" on this or that message board. I have had more than my
share of these losers on my forums. Any thoughts on what I have said
especially about the owner using my member name and others? Odil

I think the admin for that site posts here occasionally. Or in
vB.org... Not sure. I'd contact him, ask him to remove the posts.

Um he is the one using the other members accounts. There are no other
admins or mods on that board and he doesn't deny he is using them.

he posts here.. him and sinecure are close.. one of them will see
this...

hey odil. you know who I am, I'm sure. and I'm sure you'll ban me in a
second but I'm not here to start a fight or spam your board. first it's
not strike posting as you that would be some one else who hates you
even more. though strike is giving away the passwords to acounts that
are no longer used. second of all. if you don't want us coming here
than dont come to escrew. I thought me and DLD agree'd that there would
be no cross board posting. it's the only way to keep the peace. take er
easy. and to any escrewers who read this and wana flame me take it to
escrew. I'll smoke you there.

It's nice to know i shut down an illegal VB.. Sure this has been said
before, but i got a smile on my face when i went back to a site i
reported a week or so back too see it have a PHPBB critical error...
Ah, so gooooood.... Do i get a cookie now? Please...

Probably not as good as I felt after getting eScrew down. Got 'em down
on their first host, then they came back as the First Ammendment
Project, then went all Buddhist, then went gone completely. @_@

Really?

This reminds me of those door-to-door missionaries that used to bug me
until I told them I didn't believe in anything . I'm willing to bet
that whole topic will appear on eScrew as well.

Yeah, you are. And other industrialized nations have similar laws. A
board that struck me as interesting was eScrew, they have nothing but
adult content and yet no COPPA registration or any way to verify
registration.

That's because they don't have to comply. COPPA only applies to sites
that are directed at children. From the FTC site: "If you operate a
commercial Web site or an online service directed to children under 13
that collects personal information from children or if you operate a
general audience Web site and have actual knowledge that you are
collecting personal information from children, you must comply with the
Children's Online Privacy Protection Act." There's a lot of
mis-information about COPPA out there.

Okay, but what constitutes "for children"?

Well, not porn, not adult discussions a la Salon... Really, it's not
that hard to figure out. Hardly any vB's I've seen have been directed
at children. "To determine whether a Web site is directed to children,
the FTC considers several factors, including the subject matter; visual
or audio content; the age of models on the site; language; whether
advertising on the Web site is directed to children; information
regarding the age of the actual or intended audience; and whether a
site uses animated characters or other child-oriented features." Here's
the link. COPPA is only relevant when you are actively collecting
information from children, i.e. a poll or contest on the Lego site.

You don't have to have it enabled, but it doesn't hurt. Unless you're
specifically dedicated to kids fishing, it's not required. You can have
whatever nudity you want, as long as you're not aiming it at kids.

Be aware that COPPA is only a protective measure. The only time it will
become relevant is if a youngster falls into trouble on your site. It's
when the child's parents sue, that's when COPPA will be present to
either protect you, or prosecute you. If you keep all other
precautions, you should be safe.

There's the soft "if you have actual knowledge" qualification though.
If you run a forum with some mature content (IE swearing) and you
operate it as if your user base is adult, and you're not knowingly
solicting information from children, you don't need COPPA. Don't let
COPPA scare you.

how to avoid and get rid of escrew Who is escrew? escrew is an
unorganised group of people who attack forums by writing bulk nonsence.
the backbone ist the URL escrew.com. this URL ist redirected to the
forum temporarly under attack. What can be done against escrew? Since
they come from the domain escrew.com it is simple to block all user
comming from this domain. this best works with mod-rewrite, an
extension to the apache web server. the code to apomplish is is: Code:
RewriteEngine On RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} ^http://www.escrew.com/.*$
[NC] RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} ^http://escrew.com/.*$ [NC]
RewriteRule ^/(.*)$ - [F] simply put it into your httpd.conf file and
restart the server What can i do to not to be an aim of escrew? Well,
the person running the escrew.com domain mostly surfs the net via cable
by rogers.com. Since this is a small company, you do not lost too many
visiters, if any at all, when blocking all their customers. this way
the leader of escrew will hardly be attracked by your web site since he
will not see it. The mod_rewrite code for this is: Code: RewriteEngine
On RewriteCond %{REMOTE_ADDR} ^66\.185\.* RewriteRule ^/(.*)$ - [F] Or
leave out the first line if you have already included the code above.
Why do people do that? I don't know, really. here is a statment from
owner of the domain name:
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2001/5/prweb24564.php What else can you
do? escrew is using a service by redirection.net to acomplish the
redirection. write to support@redirection.net and ask them to quit
services with escrew. I guess if enough people explain the situation,
the will cacel services - they only make 15 $ on escrew... What else
should i know about escrew? The person running escrew also knows a bit
of vBulletin. He had vBulletin on his site as well. He is here in this
Forum too, under the name strike but since he doesn't run his own Forum
anymore, he not here anymore. A post by strike Why am i posting this
here? I thought anyone with a board under attack will go the the place
for help, where he bought the software. And he/she will search for
escrew and hopefully find this message how to get rid of those people.
Another reason is that he uses this very Forum to seek other victims,
as seen on this thread
http://www.vbulletin.com/forum/show...hreadid=3D61051 the thread
is only 4 posts long - read it and them go to http://www.zen-forum.com
: it shut down. I by chance knew this forum and just check out google (
http://www.google.com/search?q=3Dzen+site:zen-forum.com ) to see how big
it was - in fact it was one of the largest Buddhist/Zen Board around.
If your want to know which board is under attack at the moment check
out http://www.escrew.com and watch the take-over.

Sorry but this is spam. Closed.

In a perfect world, people are supposed to police themselves, and so
they are bound to respect one another. But, this is not a perfect
world, and there are a lot of boards out there where you get kids who
post all over the place like they own it, and do not care what people
think. That is where admins and mods step in--to keep the place from
destroying itself. Most boards that folded up are the ones who have
little moderation in place, and everyone just basically stepped on each
other. Ironically, I would think this board is moderated, so like a
post here said, we wonder why you're even here in the first place.

There is a difference between moderation and censorship. Moderation is,
in relation to BB's, closing a thread because it becomes a huge flame,
or moving a thread because its in the wrong forum. Censorship, however,
is bleeping out words. I believe in moderation mainly because I don't
want my members hating each other, however, they can cuss all they want
and I don't mind. -Vic

Moderation is only neccesary to remove posts that are racist posts,
mock events such as that of september 11th, and keep swearing to a
general low. A little cursing here and there isn't going to ruin
someones virgin ears. In my opinion moderators are needed.

It all depends on what your board is about. If it's a free-for-all
place where anything goes, then yeah moderation might interfere.
However, if you're trying to build a friendly community moderation is
an absolute must.

To have a professional, well-visited forum you need moderation. For
most of us, we aim to make our forums among the best in the industry -
to be known by many people across whatever industry we focus on. A
forum without moderation doesn't have a hope of achieving that.

a board without moderation would be a out of control post-fest, it just
dont make sense, moderation is a must and very necessary

I'll be damned if anyone uses my forum for warez, among other
things(previously mentioned). The problem is the boards with arrogant
moderators. They cause problems...but then again, just don't go there.
Places with NO moderators at all are often not a fun place to be,
though. What really irritates me about moderators and a community is
every action is scrutanized. People don't understand that just because
they don't think someone shouldn't be banned for warez doesn't mean
that that will actually happen. Things like that REALLY get on my
nerves.

it is i think, but from looking at the first page on your site it looks
like you are very interested in things uncensored , just becareful with
your sense of humor and dont take it too far. i have no idea what
happen but it looks like thats whats happened

So you think there's a such thing as a good poster? Even the best
poster is not perfect and so he/she will eventually make a silly thread
like this one. And if there is no such thing as a good poster, then why
go to any bulletin board at all? Mark Hewitt made an excellent point.
If your moderators have given you this image of moderators then you
need different moderators.

Unfortunately that's true. We are all utterly devoid of any meaningful
sense of humor. It's part of the job description that we must adhere to
if we want to remain as vB Moderators!

The problem with your post wasn't our so-called lack of sense of
humour. I think it is unacceptable for two reasons (and this is the
first time I've seen it - just taken a look now). First it is
parodising the extremely popular vB Board of the Month contest - not a
great idea in the same forum which that contest takes place in.
Secondly, I think I can speak for most of the members here when I can
say we simply do not want to know about what you posted - it's not a
topic that crosses my mind very often, and I'm sure that's the case for
most other members. If you've got a problem with our actions here as
moderators, then put up with them. Nothing about the way this forum is
moderated is going to change, and I'm sure most people will agree that
it is fairly well-moderated at the moment.

Don't you think there should be a contest called: "The SICKEST vB Board
of the Month contest"??? or "The WEIRDEST vB Board of the Month
contest"??? or "The MOST SHOCKING vB Board of the Month contest"??? I
think that would be really fun contest. If anyone else want such
contest please cast your vote in support of my idea. Thanks!

Let's see... After looking at your forums, your original post makes
sense. The top thread on the forum at the time was this: "how many
girls have you XXXXed", by "dateRape" With forum content like yours, no
wonder you don't believe in moderators. Some forums want to maintain
direction and relevance, and thus rely on moderation. Some, like yours,
are free-for-alls. There's room for both, but you should really have
qualified your outrage with "Bad Moderators." I'm off... Gotta see if
these threads have been updated: Please don't post innappropiate thread
titles

Good moderators are only determined by how good the admins keep them in
check .. hence, if you encounter bad, abusive moderators, their admin
is usually an idiot

Funny, that.

I generally let ppl post whatever they want on my board, as long as its
not racist, pron or illegal stuff (warez etc). I run the board just for
fun, and its great just acting goofy and talking about weird things. I
really dont need any mods, because we rarely get flamewars, and I
hardly have enough ppl on my board to warrant more than 1 mod. I just
add mods for the hell of it I or the mods usually close a thread if it
remotely heads into a flamewar. But since the forum has been up since
July of last year, I've yet to ban anyone. I just want my forum to be
laid back, and ppl can talk about whatever. If they really want a
serious political discussion there are a million other forums for
politics and debates etc. But thats just me.

I've seen your forum, Strike, and it looks like a bunch of 12 year olds
who finally found a place where they can misbehave without being
spanked. If that's what you were aiming for, then congratulations, you
have been successful. I think you will find that most adults don't
really care for that kind of site.

And it looks like you're trying to be spanked right here. /me puts on
flame gloves...hoping...waiting...

It is not bad moderation when done in threads that are lampooning the
very act of moderation.

If taking sides means defending themselves, like they are doing
here...then you're correct. Please learn to spell...before trying to
"proove" any more of your "points".

this thread =3D boring

Not only is it boring...but it's bait. I'm going over there ------>

Ok...I didn't quite leave yet. Your credibility and any chance of being
listened to are decreasing with each and every glaring spelling and
grammar error you make in each and every post. You should spend less
time pretending to be a stud on your weak XXX website and more time
doing your homework... Now...I'm going over there with smachol and his
enormous signature.

LOL, hilarious that someone who reiterates that moderation is a
bad/boring thing will now demand it ... kinda fun to contradict
yourself, eh?

Strike, if you hate moderation so much, then dont post here. You stated
yourself that you WILL NOT post on any board with moderators or has
moderation. Well, believe it or NOT, you can't even hold true to that
claim which means: You're a troll and the only attention you can get is
trying to "start" a "flame" war just so you can get the attention
(which basically is what this thread is turning into). IF YOU dont like
moderation, FINE, that's your opinion. YOu have a site that doesn't
have moderation, then hang out over there. THIS IS A business site (if
you haven't noticed) and what is reflected on this board is ALSO a
reflection on the company that produces this product. If a person who
is checking out the software comes to this board to see "who is here"
and see nothing but FLAMES and swearing, would the consider in dealing
with a company that CAN't even moderate or control its own users who
post here? If you're a grown adult then YOU should know when certain
behaviour is accepted and when it's not. So, either hold to your claim
of not posting to boards with moderators (which is about 99% of all
forums out there) and leave, or behave and see what moderation can do
to HELP your community. BTW, IF YOU knew anything about using your
board, you'd know who posted that thread/post because their IP would
have been shown (to the admin), and blaming "us" for that post only
shows your immaturity and lack of common sense. This thread should be
closed, for all our sakes.

Strike, if you hate moderation so much, then dont post here. You stated
yourself that you WILL NOT post on any board with moderators or has
moderation. Well, believe it or NOT, you can't even hold true to that
claim which means: You're a troll and the only attention you can get is
trying to "start" a "flame" war just so you can get the attention
(which basically is what this thread is turning into). IF YOU dont like
moderation, FINE, that's your opinion. YOu have a site that doesn't
have moderation, then hang out over there. THIS IS A business site (if
you haven't noticed) and what is reflected on this board is ALSO a
reflection on the company that produces this product. If a person who
is checking out the software comes to this board to see "who is here"
and see nothing but FLAMES and swearing, would the consider in dealing
with a company that CAN't even moderate or control its own users who
post here? If you're a grown adult then YOU should know when certain
behaviour is accepted and when it's not. So, either hold to your claim
of not posting to boards with moderators (which is about 99% of all
forums out there) and leave, or behave and see what moderation can do
to HELP your community. BTW, IF YOU knew anything about using your
board, you'd know who posted that thread/post because their IP would
have been shown (to the admin), and blaming "us" for that post only
shows your immaturity and lack of common sense. This thread should be
closed, for all our sakes.

They dont take sides, again assumption on your part is wrong. They will
delete threads that are insulting, harassing, sexually explicit or
promote illegal acts (warez). ITS still a community and there is no
REASON To delete this thread (it does pertain to how forums are run;
without moderation: yours a good example and with: 99% of those on here
who does). We have to wonder why your "mantra" doesn't work so well in
the real world. There is nothing insulting in this thread, though you
are testing peoples patience with your tripe. Bad moderation (IMO) is
your board, and the funny thing is that even with all that is going on
your site, you could be getting your site into major trouble with the
ISP you are with (they might have rules against certain activities on
their servers) or postings on your forum could lead to a potential
crime. There is nothing on your board to be "happy" about; I'd for one
would be ashamed to see that this kind of thing is ACCESSIBLE to kids
(I doubt you even run coppa -=3D which bTW is required by law in the US
and which your server resides on - vdi.net)

Then your claim is false, and that makes you "a liar". In all fairness,
you put yourself into this predicament. YOU badmouth moderators saying
that they are ALL BAD, but as pointed out to you SEVERAL times, that
moderators are only as bad as ADMINS let them to be. ANd you made the
assumption that moderation is bad, and it has been pointed out to you
SEVERAL times that moderation is needed should you have a more directed
site that wants to remain civil. Flames and wars and tantrums are the
result of different opinions of their posters, but an argument can
still be held without resulting to swearing, harassment and the
occasional sexual content. YOUR site is uncivil; there's the
difference. Sorry, the world doesn't revolve around you or your site.
No one insulted you (just pointed out that instead of spending time on
your forum, you should be spending more time proofreading your
postings). Mispellings are common but when the author of a post doesn't
even bother to re-read what he/she has posted, the readers will have a
less time trying to take anything they say seriously. Right now, I dont
even take you seriously, because your behavior is that of a TROLL. What
you need to do is get away from your uncivil site and try out those
sites that are moderated and see what happens there. IF YOU can't find
a board without moderators, then thats your problem. NOT OURS. So dont
make your problem our problem. IF you can't find a board without
moderators, maybe that's telling you something...huh?

I wasn't flaming, I was stating my opinion. I've looked at your board
several times, just out of curiousity, and I never saw anything
compelling enough to make me want to stay. If you consider that
flaming, perhaps you need to thicken your skin before trying to start
arguments.

If you can't see in this statement above why we disagree with you, then
the only person who needs to be "moderated" is you. YOu assumed he was
flaming, and he wansn't, which only shows that you are prone to start
wars, arguments and are not "thick skinned" enough to handle any
argument you start. Need to get away from bad influence, cause they
aren't doing you any good. You have had several "intellegent" responses
from this thread alone; many of which gave you the justification for
moderation. The only "agressive" behaviour being shown is you jumping
down our throats when we give you those justifications. To understand
both sides, you must be willing to accept the reasoning of others, and
then be able to contribute your side without being offensive, and
defensive. We said moderation is needed when its needed. You can have
an unmoderated board if you want; that's your business. WE choose to
have moderated boards and we find the advantages of moderated boards to
be over unmoderated boards. Its good to have a place to vent your
frustrations; i personally dont do it online or on a forum. I just go
out to my garage and hit the punching bag or practice my judo on my
cousin (who can kick my @$$ anyway).

According to this logic we shouldn't have homes, cars, spouses, kids,
etc. Heck, even the best admins are not perfect, why even run a
bulletin board? Nothing is perfect. Why even live at all? Oh geez, now
I'm depressed. Well there is the gay guy with the female cartoon avatar
that pretends he's a woman and gets everyone to talk dirty to him.

What the Fuxk

I don't think this is the correct place for such a post. But then again
I could be wrong...

i think it was a waste of time typing that so i hope you copied n
pasted it from somewhere theres no way on gods fine earth im going to
read all that so in actual fact yeah ! you wasted your time

It's sad that you don't crave any knowledge and are only interested in
posts such as "omg lol that was funny". If any post is over 2
paragraphs people can't be assed to read it, todays people are such
lazy bastards.

If I recall correctly, this same member made a post a while back
linking to his website and it was locked for spam. He is returning to
see if he can make it "legit." You can find his previous post at
http://www.vbulletin.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3D86793 . I think it's in
rather poor taste to repost something that was obviously not
appreciated by the admins.

Yeah, but last time he just posted a link to his website. This time he
actually pasted the article in his post.

hi, im remya. i was browsing the net loking for positive and negative
energies andcame across ur post. i was very glad that at least there is
some one else in this world who believes in my philosophy. i entirely
agree with ur concept of positive, negative and neutral energy. can any
one explain who is god and where does he reside. god is simply the sum
total of all the enrgies in this universe. the source of all energies
in the universe. that is the universal energy of which all of us are a
part of. the scientists have discovered all the facts regarding energy
and energy transformation etc. but none was able to corelate it with
god. the source of positive and negative energy is neutral. its us
those who convert it into positive or negative. The energy which fills
this entire universe is what we call god. the negative is called satan
in terms of christianity. in this context lets analyse what soul is.
its nothing but the energy with in us. when we die, where does that
energy go. both christianity, hinduism and other religions believe in
the existance of soul. but the exact nature of soul remain unexplained
.. the reason is soul being energy is not visible nor can be felt. when
we talk of liberation of soul, what is meant is that our energy gets
mixed up with the universal energy instead of passing it in to another
body. if we can think in terms of energy all our confusions will
dissapear. Mr. viktor, when ever great philosophers like jesus and some
onewho said the earth is round, and men evolved from apes spoke out the
truth, people thought they were insane and insulted them. the blind
people cant appreciate what vision is if a person with vision describes
it to them. like wise the ignorant cant appreciate knowledge. so please
dont get disheartened by the sircastistic comments of people. i know u
wont let negative energy flow in to u. please continue to post such
valuable ideas. thanks

In many states in the USA, you would be considered a manditory
reporter... meaning that, if you have any reason to think that someone
may have abused a child, then you are required by state law to report
it to the authorities. Please visit this link for more information...
http://www.acf.dhhs.gov/programs/cb...ons/rpt_abu.htm I understand
you're in Toronto, but maybe Canada has similar laws to protect
children. Please make some calls. If the first contact you call says
that they can't help you, then please call someone else. Don't be
quickly put off from taking action. Many people might not know what you
can do, so they will assume you can't do anything, and they'll say that
with a "voice of authority". Please... keep trying.

Please see my above post for some contact info ^^. Also, please disable
that user's ability to edit or delete his own posts... the authorities
may want to read everything he's written.

First of all, please remove that link... I haven't looked at it... but
if it's a link to child porn, then please please please remove it.
WAIT... I mean remove it from the vbulletin forum. Don't remove it from
YOUR forum... instead, move that particular post to a forum which only
you can access. AGAIN, please disable that user's ability to delete or
edit his own posts.

tubedogg, thank you for removing that link. Strike, contact the
authorities in the state in which that user lives. Tell them everything
you can. It's their job to analyze the evidence... not yours.

Track him down through his ISP.

This is not the place to post his personal info. You need to contact
the authorities about this - and you need to do it now.

If you need help in "how" to track someone down through his ISP, I
think it's okay to ask for general instructions. You don't have to post
his actual IP and email address, in order to get instructions. I would
help you with this... but I don't know the answer. Would someone please
help out?

You can use Sam Spade to trace the IP address and find out who to
contact. However I would just contact the Police and give them all the
information you have.

Just report him to author. they will investigate further and handle it

Strike, that's commendable. Many people would have looked the other
way. You took action. Did you leave your contact info, so that the FBI
can contact you with any questions? I would also contact his ISP in
order to... (1) Let them know for their own reasons. (2) Find out which
state he's in... if he's in the USA. This is because reporting child
abuse is handled state-by-state... it's not a federal situation,
according to the info found at the URL that I posted in the beginning
of this thread. So, in case the federal agency can't, or won't,
investigate, I'd tell that user's local authorities as well. Telling
the local authorities may actually be more important than telling the
federal authorities.

it would not surprise me if you have many pedophile's on your board.

Contact your local police. They can then forward it to the RCMP and the
US FBI if necessary.

I have some knowledge in this. Child pornography is a very serious
offence, but the FBI reporting system online takes too long to process
(there is a lot of 'questionable' material out there where you cannot
tell the age of the person). Many companies intentionally get eighteen
year olds that look fourteen or fifteen for profits (even though there
are now strict laws about this). Contact your local FBI branch and
simply report it. By reporting it, you've done your part and get the
child porn off your website immediatly (but get proof of it). By
hosting child porn (even if you don't even know you have it) you are in
violation of the law. Make sure you're dealing with child porn before
giving the FBI (and INTERPOL, maybe) more work. Family pictures,
artistic pictures, etc, are not considered child porn. Unless the
material is explicit (genitilia exposed in a provacative way, etc) then
it's technically not child porn.

any playing of junior detective that you do has the potential to screw
up the legal case. You recieved some good advice. You have reasonable
cause to believe that he is involved in child pornography so you need
to contact the authorities.

maybe canada is a little different but while it may not be admissible
for a conviction it could certainly help in forming probable cause for
a search warrant....

yup.. doesn't seem like you have a lot of choices.... Sorry dude it
sucks to have it happen on your board... but look at the good side
maybe you have a chance to save some poor kid from this crap...

Make sure you have COPPA enabled, your site has adult content and you
don't even verify email addresses during registration.

You run the Jerry Springer community judging by your forums .. Heh ..
just kidding ..

Maybe his communty just puts the 'fun' back in dysfunctional!

nope no cookies community smells like a russian word

I know a community is doing well when a user comes back after a long
(or even short) abscence, and more than one person says 'welcome back,
we missed you'

Simple way to resolve this: Does "tmachine" (or whatever her name was)
still post there?

Friend? You have some freaky friends!

Maybe you could write an e-aids mod/hack for your members. You know,
you e-screw you get e-aids. It's only fair as I see it. If the only
life you have is e-screwing, then you should have the opportunity of
getting some computer mangleing disease that renders your hard drive
useless. First Amendment Rights have been used to protect just about
everything except its original intention. I'm happy e-screw is a
canadian business. Nice flag. Best wishes, Hooper

some of us are lazy - www.escrew.com

Yes that site is just so intelligent that they have a thread discussing
sites that they can have a banning contest on. Some people have mental
problems there I have noticed. I have my go around with them.... They
even have a link to the page here that lists everyones vB sites so they
can choose sites to cause trouble. Odil

Damn and I thought my Sleazy Sex Story forum was weird lol

That aint weird, it's just shit. I dont visit many other boards so dont
really know any other 'weird' ones.

Thanks Jake... now you've just led some kids down the dark path of no
return...

Is he running a legal vB? He should have his license revoked for this
banning contest etc crap.

Oh dear, look what I've started...

Yes he runs a legal board unfortunately. Several months ago, he was
offering people their own copy of his EScrew board for like $7 a month
run off his own server untill he was shown that what he was doing was
illegal. Someone then posted a link where they could get it for free.
This is what you get when you refuse to ban anyone. Odil

only if he is violating the license agreement. banning contests are not
against the agreement - http://www.vbulletin.com/license.html

he's board is a q3w R&R wannabe board. but like I said earlier, if you
have a problem with people on his board, or inciting things, then
report it to his host. Show them something and they will take action
(usually) by the way, strike, nice avatar. a person on my site's the
one that made it. glad you like it

His host, hostrocket, is a joke. They are the AOL of hosts.

LOL that's true, go to WHT and that's all you see "HOSTROCKET IS shit"
etc Anyway, weirdest board I've seen will have to be mine

escrew just got suspended:
http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showt...83673&highligh=
t=3Descrew
edit -guess the nuked they thread. It was entertaining to say the
least. As for HR, they offer more than any host I've seen so far, but
thats just about the only reason I've stuck with em. We've been getting
poor (or outage) performance recently, and its becoming a real
annoyance. Shopping around now for another host that can offer what HR
offers for the same price, or close to it (VO is a bit pricy but we
might have to bite the bullet anyway).

Damn I missed the show! Can someone summarize what happened to escrew?

Fortunatly, I saw the thread before it was killed. Basically, escrew
had a lot of members that had posted pornographic material in the form
of attachments and avatars. Their account was suspended and now escrew
is looking for a new host.

I take it he got reported to his host

You sure the contract isn't nullified is you break their terms?

Not true. It depends what they have in their TOS.

And a company like host rocket will have taken something like this into
account (I can imagine you're not the first that they've done this to)

It's your responsibility to read the TOS, if you don't agree to it, you
don't sign up. You can just say you were too lazy, you have to "Agree
to the TOS to continue". The TOS will say that they reserve the right
to suspended or shut down any site that contains warez or adult
material because let's face it, all hosts do that. So, the contract
gives them the right to do what they did. You think they would
knowingly go against a contract? Hosts like these shut down sites
hosting content like that left and right. It's nothing new to them.
You're going to end up losing more money if you go off on some shooting
spree with a lawyer. Good luck

Here is what they say Agreement Between HostRocket.Com And All
Customers Activities Subject to Immediate Deactivation. Any Hosting
Account that is used for Illegal, Abusive or Unethical Activity may be
immediately deactivated by us without warning to you. Any misuse or
overuse of the server will result in immediate deactiveation of an
account. Illegal, Abusive or Unethical Activities include, but are not
limited to inclusion of or linking to, pornography, mp3's, obscenity,
nudity, violations of privacy, hacking, irc related scripts and
programs, non approved server scripts, eggdrops, computer virus,
gambling, or promotion of gambling, and any harassing or harmful
materials or uses, as determined by us. You agree to indemnify and hold
us harmless from any claim resulting from your publications or use of
Illegal, Abusive or Unethical materials. Although we will make
reasonable efforts to alert you to such activities and allow you an
opportunity to cure them within a 12-hour period after discovery, we
are not required to give notice before deactivating your use of our
services if, in our discretion, your use is or results in Illegal,
Abusive or Unethical activities. If a Hosting Account is disabled, the
regular monthly fees still apply. You still think you can sue them?

And they can fight the charge by providing proof of what you've done,
the violations, and their TOS.

But if the credit card company refuses to honor your chargeback you'll
be stuck with it. If you don't pay it it'll get sent to a credit
agency, where interest/penalties will accrue, and your credit will be
damaged. But beyond the credit issue, I think you should just swallow
this bitter pill. It was your fault for not abiding by the TOS you
agreed to. Perhaps they should credit you for the remaining unused
credit, but you don't have a right to a full refund. To try getting
that via a chargeback would show a bad faith effort on your part.

Who's Brendan?

Man so your adding slander/libal to your list??? If you chargeback, HR
can fully pursue your credit card company to reverse it, and get the
money back, if your credit card company is stuck with the bill, they'll
be more than happy to mark it down on your credit history that you
refuse to pay bills... Whenever I have a user that breaks my TOS and I
suspend them, and they try the charge back crap, I always contest it
with logs.. So far only had one charge back go though, and thats mainly
because I didn't feel like contesting it, it was for like 3 bucks But
if just try to piss HR off, then you'll give them a reason just to
pursue you if you chargeback...

"I'm gonna sue" The default response of Internet whackjobs when they
get spanked.

Are you sure Strike is just another regular "internet whackjob"?

Well, I doubt he has the power to close his mom's visa card.

Oh, the funny thing is he publically insulted this Brendan on that
thread that was posted here.

Heh, that what I was thinking too. What a parade of the damned... and a
good advertisement for birth-control.

Time to revoke this kid's license.

Better go download a phpbb dude.

Time to close this thread...

such hostility over there

the idea has potential. i'm thinking it would work best on a forum that
covers a broad subject area and then people who want to focus on a
specific subject area within yours could buy a single forum on your
forums.

I think its a good idea to be honest... however you should capture a
specific market and not try and encompass everything. My forums offer
free vB sub forums to clans and projects in the gaming scene,
specifically Unreal Tournament and a certain way its played. We don't
charge, but I'm sure if we did people would want a little more for
their money. IMO you would need to develop: - A community control panel
to let forum leaders moderators modify their own styles - Certain admin
options which are currently global to be made specific to a certain
sub-forum or usergroup - A slightly different visual approach to the
co-branding so that you wouldn't list 100's of forums on the main page.


Now that's a good idea, try it free, then if it's successful it would
be easier to charge later on.

Well it started off a good idea .. it just keeps going down hill now !

Due to the fact that your "ecash" program is making unsubstantiated
claims about income potential along with out proper disclosure of
terms, payment procedures and other required information and the fact
that the apparent scam is targeting Americans, I am reporting your site
to the FCC for the purpose of being investigated for telecommunications
fraud.

that's a good idea seeing as all of the internet rejects end up there.

What's so funny about a porn link?

That's interesting.

Go eScrew yerself.

eScrew Your F-in MOTHER!!!!!!!!!

At least *it* (aka eScrew) is more entertaining than Marty the Martian
aka Lil Nicky (He's never been to Earth. He's never even slept over
some other dude's house.).

So interesting i might just get someone else to some it up for me

All is symbol.

That just about sums it up. Am I the only one that reads all of it? Its
pretty funny that someone would waste so much of his life to write
that, then for someone like me to waste so much of his life reading
it...=20

eScrew, just shut up.

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