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OT: Computer Proverbs
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| GT Tick 2005-08-24, 10:52 pm |
| * Home is where you hang your @.
* The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
* A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
* You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
* C: is the root of all directories.
* Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
* Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
* The modem is the message.
* Too many clicks spoil the browse.
* The geek shall inherit the earth.
* A chat has nine lives.
* Don't byte off more than you can view.
* Fax is stranger than fiction.
* What boots up must come down.
* Windows will never cease.
* Virtual reality is its own reward.
* Modulation in all things.
* A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
* Know what to expect before you connect.
* Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
* Speed thrills.
* Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the Net
and he won't bother you for weeks.
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| On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 22:07:38 -0500, OLTICK@webtv.net (GT Tick) wrote:
>* Home is where you hang your @.
>
>* The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
>
>* A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
>
>* You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
>* C: is the root of all directories.
>
>* Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
>
>* Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
>
>* The modem is the message.
>
>* Too many clicks spoil the browse.
>
>* The geek shall inherit the earth.
>
>* A chat has nine lives.
>
>* Don't byte off more than you can view.
>
>* Fax is stranger than fiction.
>
>* What boots up must come down.
>
>* Windows will never cease.
>
>* Virtual reality is its own reward.
>
>* Modulation in all things.
>
>* A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
>
>* Know what to expect before you connect.
>
>* Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
>
>* Speed thrills.
>
>* Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the Net
>and he won't bother you for weeks.
>
Funny but some are very true.
Donn
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