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| Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Khamenei died & went
straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to
call England and
see how everybody is doing there. She called and
talked for about 5 minutes,
then she asked "Well,devil how much do I owe
you???? The devil
says "Five million dollars". She wrote him a check
and went to sit back on her chair. Bush was soo jealous, he starts
screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how
everybody is doing there too".
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then
he asked "Well, devil
how much do I owe you ????. The devil says "Ten
million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went
to sit back on
his chair. Khamenei was even more jealous &
starts screaming, "I want to call Islamic Republic too, I wanna talk to
the members of the the Guardian and Expediency Councils, I wanna
talk to everybody of my new parliament"..... He called Iran and he
talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he
asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says "Twenty
dollars". Khamenei is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only??"
The devil says
"Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell,
it's local". cheap
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