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OT - a wife's duties!
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| Gut-buster 2005-03-23, 5:34 pm |
| > Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
> given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman
> from Croatia, and bragged that he had told his wife she was
> going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
> done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but
> on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
> dishes were all washed and put away.
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> Jimmie had married a woman from New Zealand. He bragged that
> he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
> cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the
> first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was
> better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
> were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
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> The third man had married an Aussie girl. He boasted
> that he told her that her duties were to keep the house
> cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot
> meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
> didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
> but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and
> he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix
> himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a
> landscaper.
>
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| Rob Duncan 2005-03-23, 5:35 pm |
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"Gut-buster" <donot-stare@me.privateparts.or.else> wrote in message
news:Lhs%d.123$8O2.2763@nnrp1.ozemail.com.au...[vbcol=seagreen]
Hillarious! Im passing that on to a friend of mine someday.
Rob
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| On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 13:46:23 -0800, "Rob Duncan"
<robduncan@gbronline.com> wrote:
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>"Gut-buster" <donot-stare@me.privateparts.or.else> wrote in message
>news:Lhs%d.123$8O2.2763@nnrp1.ozemail.com.au...
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>Hillarious! Im passing that on to a friend of mine someday.
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>Rob
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This is the kind of humor that can be edited for any occasion. So I
copied it, edited and sent it off to several of my friends from
differing disciplines in life's work. And their wives will love it.
Donn
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