| GT Tick 2005-12-22, 12:54 pm |
| Poor Boy's security system:
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Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots (a
really big pair).
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Put them outside your front door on top of a pile of Guns and Ammo
magazines.
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Put a dog dish beside it; a really BIG dog dish...with the name "SATAN"
in big red letters.
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Leave a note on your front door that says
something like - "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more
ammunition, be back in a 1/2 hour. Don't disturb the pit
bulls...they've just been wormed."
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