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Bear <bear_petersonNOSPAM@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:fsm981tjf4p6obbll8963gbcus501kls6q@4ax.com...
Bob,
I think his customers have never spent even a day on a farm, they
would most likely be the kind that would have a panic attack because
of all those bright lights in the sky at night that they've never seen
before.
Bear
On Thu, 5 May 2005 17:21:16 -0500, "RKB" <nadacorvus@adacomp.net>
wrote:
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>"'did" <kadee@inorbit.com> wrote in message
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>I don't understand. Are you telling me that people will pay $10 a crack to
>have someone else pick up the dog dukie from their yards? Why don't they
>pick the stuff up themselves; it won't hurt them if they get a little on
>their hands?
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>When we were kids we used to call stepping in a pile barefoot "cutting your
>foot." I guess because when a kid does accidentally step in it he just
>naturally hops around on the other foot while looking for a stick or a
>handful of leaves.
>
>Those cream puffs ought to live out here on the llano "where the deer and
>the antelope play" and where the cows do big poo-doo all the hell over
>EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. I keep a pair of Wellingtons in the truck because I
>can't open a gate without getting bogged down in it up to my ankles, and I
>threw out my sacroiliac last summer from slipping in a pile on the patio.
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>I hate to admit it, but there's a certain smell to cow plop that I like.
>Whenever I'm away for a few days it's the first thing I smell when I get
>back home. Makes me glad to be there.
>
>I guess that guy could try his luck out here; there's probably a lot of
>people who hate it more than I do. But if he comes, he'll have to get rid of
>his ski pole; he'll need to buy a bull-dozer.
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>BobB
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>p.s. In defense of cow manure:
>1) It makes excellent fertilizer for a vegetable garden.
>2) When dry, it makes good fuel (I have burned cow chips in a wood stove
>more than once).
>3) I have heard of it being used with mud in place of straw for adobe. I
>don't know how well that works though.
>4) When banked against plants it will generate enough heat to prevent
>freezing.
>5) I've heard the Masai use it to keep their hair in place. I don't know how
>well that works, either.
>6) And last, but certainly not least, out here it serves as a status symbol.
>Lots of fresh cow manure scattered about leaves the impression that you keep
>a big herd on your place.
>BB
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