| chris and Lavonne 2005-04-24, 8:52 am |
| BAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!
that is the most embarrassing, truthful humor i've seen for i dunno how
long!!!!! WHAT A RIOT!
deep peace,
Lamonster
"JPF" <f8thnhim@nospam.net> wrote in message
news:sWA9e.1366$zX7.88@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
> How many Newsgroup Posters (pick a forum... any forum...) does it take
> to change a light bulb?
>
> 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed.
> 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
> bulb could have been changed differently.
> 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
> 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs.
> 53 to flame the spell checkers.
> 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
> 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb."
> 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.
> 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp."
> 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
> is perfectly correct.
> 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this
> discussion to a lightbulb forum.
> 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
> and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.
> 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy
> the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
> technique
> and what brands are faulty.
> 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
> 40 posters who don't believe in light bulbs at all and instead post links
to
> pseudo-scientific sites that claim alternate theories of light
> production.
> 12 to point out that there is no right to light in the US Constitution.
> 4 to post that all the tech support for changing light bulbs is being
> outsourced to India.
> 1 post showing a picture of a light bulb and a picture of someone who
> resembles a light bulb.
> 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
> corrected URL's.
> 1 poster that has converted all his light bulbs to florescents, so he very
> rarely has to change them.
> 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
> handle the light bulb controversy.
> 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
> 44 to ask what is a "FAQ."
> 13 to tell you candles should be in all well-prepared households in the
> event of a lightbulb burnout.
> 5 postings that say they do not use light bulbs...only candles.
> 1 to mention the "lite" bulb is made of low-fat cheese.
> 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
> 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about
> light bulbs."
> 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
> it all over again.
>
>
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