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| From my mail today:
BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED; FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN THE LIGHT
Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames
the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he
blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame
television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun
manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the
pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother
of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this
computer,I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?!
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