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| Little Johnny's mom takes a lover home during the day while her husband
is at work.
Little Johnny comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom
closet to watch.
Little Johnny's dad also comes home. She puts her lover in
the closet, not realizing that Little Johnny is in there already
Little Johnny says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Little Johnny - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Little Johnny - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Little Johnny - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Little Johnny - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that Little Johnny and the
lover are in the closet together.
Little Johnny - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Little Johnny - "I have a couple of Wilson fielder's gloves."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks Little Johnny, "How much?"
Little Johnny - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later, Little Johnny's father says to Little Johnny,
"Grab your gloves, lets go outside and have a game of catch."
Little Johnny says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my gloves."
Little Johnny father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Little Johnny -"$500"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...
that is way more than those three things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and
make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and Little Johnny's father makes Little Johnny
sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
Little Johnny says, "Dark in here.
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet.
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