| natalya35@hotmail.com 2005-04-24, 5:50 pm |
| On Fri, 22 Apr 2005 00:30:31 -0500, "Cabbi" <prx@grandecom.net> wrote:
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>"Juba" <juba@XmasterjubaX.com> wrote in message
>news:d4987h$fb6$0@pita.alt.net...
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>Dear Juba and Codeee,
>I'm so tired of being blamed for not getting my XXX violated. It IS a big
>deal, (esp. my XXX, which could cause a solar eclipse). Here's what I think
>is needed:
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>Cabbi's Relaxation Therapy and Investigative Clinic.
>Come in and relax. Let us give you a lovely inhalation therapy session of
>Nitrous Oxide, followed by a relaxing chaser of Versed. When you are fully
>comfortable, we'll take care of some of the more unpleasant realities of
>colonoscopy. Let us give you a high colonic while you're dreaming of being
>in you favorite swim park, on the tall and fast water rides you'd otherwise
>never experience consciously! There's nothing wrong with that and by the
>time you reach the bottom of the slide, we'll be prepping you for your
>colostomy, but don't worry. You won't know a thing about it. You'll be
>rocked in the cradle of Demerol and or Fentanyl plus Valium, while we will
>be at work getting you through a quick and painless scoping.
> We know what you're thinking. What happens when I wake up! I'm gonna
>feel what you've done to me! Sorry to say that you must eventually wake up,
>but if your reentry becomes difficult, let one of our well trained and
>caring anesthesiologists take you right back to the twilight zone for a
>while. There is no rush (pardon the pun) to dump you back into a cruel
>world. For a few more bucks you can stay the night and be brought back to
>"this side" over a much longer period of time, surrounded by soft music and
>half dressed wait staff of either gender who will be bringing you whatever
>you feel you need. Massages are, as always, free. Please let us know
>beforehand if you wish to have a full body massage and moisturization while
>you slowly rejoin the conscious world. And never worry as there is always
>100 mg. of Demerol (or equiv. of your choice drug) waiting for you, should
>you feel it necessary to push the red button taped in your hand at all
>times.
>So come on in and get a massage, a perm, a pedicure or manicure or a dye job
>(no pun, again) while out cold at Cabbi's Colonoscopy. We're here so you
>don't have to be, and, oh yes, you'll get your results two days later
>through your doctor's office. For a few extra dollars, we will be glad to
>touch up the video. We understand the importance of remaining relaxed in
>this work a day world, and we're always here to serve you, the overstressed
>and deserving person, concerned about your health, to a point.
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>Cabbi's CRTIV
I love it! My own XXX has been medically assaulted enough, thank you
very much, and while being one of the ones who said it isn't *that*
bad, and it isn't, I still love Cabbi's idea - sign me up!
Nat
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