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| Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's
lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared.
Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. The Genie said,
"Nope...Due to inflation, constant downswing, low wages in third world
countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish.
So...What'll it be?"
Bill didn't hesitate. He said, "I want to be remembered for bringing peace
to the Middle East, instead of that other stuff with Monica, and Jennifer,
and the rest of those women. See this map? I want these countries to stop
fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map of the Middle East and exclaimed, "Jeez, Fella!
These people have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT
good. I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
Bill thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really don't like my
wife. Even though she got elected, they call her a carpetbagger. They think
she's mean, ugly, and pushes me around. I wish for her to be the most
beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her. That's what I
want."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Lemme see that map again."
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