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| Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7
fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a
private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs
in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in
field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy
who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's XXX
and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
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