| veebugg 2005-02-15, 8:23 am |
| A local sale paper that comes to my house had an advertisement selling
"vertigo blinds." It was the first ad on the front page of the paper and it
really struck me funny!
VedaB
"Liz" <lizhug1@mycomcast.net> wrote in message
news:-4GdndcRsOxBao3fRVn-jw@comcast.com...
Ads from The New York Times:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL, 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
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FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT ... BEEN OUT AWHILE ... BETTER BE
A REWARD.
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED ... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
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HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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GEORGIA PEACHES,! CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
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OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.
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FOR SALE: ONE MAN SIX WOMAN HOT TUB
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(AND .......)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica -
No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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