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OT: New York Times ads
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| Ads from The New York Times:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL, 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
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FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT ... BEEN OUT AWHILE ... BETTER BE
A REWARD.
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED ... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
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HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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GEORGIA PEACHES,! CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
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OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.
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FOR SALE: ONE MAN SIX WOMAN HOT TUB
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(AND .......)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica -
No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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| Margie 2005-02-15, 8:23 am |
| I love those! And most of them could even be legit, except for maybe
the parachute one. <gg>
Margie
On Mon, 14 Feb 2005 14:11:23 -0500, "Liz" <lizhug1@mycomcast.net>
wrote:
>Ads from The New York Times:
>
>
>FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.
>----------------------------------
>FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL, 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
>-----------------------------
>FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
>------------------------------
>GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
>-------------------------------------
>FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT ... BEEN OUT AWHILE ... BETTER BE
>A REWARD.
>---------------------------------
>SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
>-------------------------------
>COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED ... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
>-------------------------------
>NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
>-------------------------------------
>HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
>----------------------------------------
>GEORGIA PEACHES,! CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
>------------------------------------------
>NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
>-----------------------------------------
>JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
>-------------------------------------------
>OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.
>-------------------------------------------
>FOR SALE: ONE MAN SIX WOMAN HOT TUB
>------------------------------------------
>
>(AND .......)
>
>FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica -
>No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
>
>
>
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| CyberCafe 2005-02-15, 8:23 am |
| Liz wrote:
> Ads from The New York Times:
>
>
> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.
> ----------------------------------
> FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL, 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
> -----------------------------
> FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
> ------------------------------
> GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
> -------------------------------------
> FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT ... BEEN OUT AWHILE ... BETTER BE
> A REWARD.
> ---------------------------------
> SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
> -------------------------------
> COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED ... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
> -------------------------------
> NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
> -------------------------------------
> HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
> ----------------------------------------
> GEORGIA PEACHES,! CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
> ------------------------------------------
> NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
> -----------------------------------------
> JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
> -------------------------------------------
> OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.
> -------------------------------------------
> FOR SALE: ONE MAN SIX WOMAN HOT TUB
> ------------------------------------------
>
> (AND .......)
>
> FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica -
> No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
>
>
Oh, those are cute. I'm sending this message to my kids. They'll get a
kick out of it.
Barb
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| Marsha 2005-02-15, 8:23 am |
| Liz wrote:
> Ads from The New York Times:
>
>
> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.
> ----------------------------------
> FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL, 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
> -----------------------------
> FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
> ------------------------------
> GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
> -------------------------------------
> FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT ... BEEN OUT AWHILE ... BETTER BE
> A REWARD.
> ---------------------------------
> SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
> -------------------------------
> COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED ... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
> -------------------------------
> NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
> -------------------------------------
> HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
> ----------------------------------------
> GEORGIA PEACHES,! CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
> ------------------------------------------
> NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
> -----------------------------------------
> JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
> -------------------------------------------
> OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.
> -------------------------------------------
> FOR SALE: ONE MAN SIX WOMAN HOT TUB
> ------------------------------------------
>
> (AND .......)
>
> FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica -
> No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
Only in NY. And maybe Los Angeles.
Marsha/Ohio
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