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Medicine turns men into limpdicks !!!!!
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| Dan Simper 2005-02-07, 8:28 am |
| Most medicine was created by the Illuminati in a sinister plan to turn
all the men on Earth into limpdicks !
If we don't stop the plan, all men will lose their sex drive and
finally their dicks will wither and fall off.
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| VickieHerndonCMT 2005-02-07, 8:28 am |
| Oh.
"Dan Simper" <pain_wheels@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:fbbaa058.0502032206.46185101@posting.google.com...
> Most medicine was created by the Illuminati in a sinister plan to turn
> all the men on Earth into limpdicks !
>
> If we don't stop the plan, all men will lose their sex drive and
> finally their dicks will wither and fall off.
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| haggis 2005-02-07, 8:28 am |
| Dan Simper wrote:
> Most medicine was created by the Illuminati in a sinister plan to turn
> all the men on Earth into limpdicks !
>
> If we don't stop the plan, all men will lose their sex drive and
> finally their dicks will wither and fall off.
I love a good conspiracy story, and the Illuminati is a fave.
You know, you can counteract their evil plan by simply wanking an extra
lot. Even if it doesn't help, you will have given it your best effort
and will have something to look back on fondly. If you're here reading,
you're wasting valuable time.
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| pain_wheels@hotmail.com (Dan Simper) wrote in
news:fbbaa058.0502032206.46185101@posting.google.com:
> Most medicine was created by the Illuminati in a sinister plan to turn
> all the men on Earth into limpdicks !
>
> If we don't stop the plan, all men will lose their sex drive and
> finally their dicks will wither and fall off.
And this is bad, why?
JUST KIDDING!
--
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Donna
http://www.sewing.com
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| Bambi Feaster, BA 2005-02-07, 8:29 am |
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> If we don't stop the plan, all men will lose their sex drive and
> finally their dicks will wither and fall off.
Ahhhh, the Master Plan is WORKING!!
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| Judity 2005-02-07, 8:29 am |
| Just out of curiosity, I Googled on the word "Illuminati", and what
fascinating sites came up. Thank you, Mr. Simper.
Judity
BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO
SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR
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| RaeMorrill@aol.com 2005-02-07, 8:29 am |
| Just out of curiosity, I Googled on the word "Illuminati", and what
fascinating sites came up. Thank you, Mr. Simper.
Judity
[vbcol=seagreen]
You should read the Da Vinci Code
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| LizzieB 2005-02-07, 8:29 am |
| haggis wrote:
> You know, you can counteract their evil plan by simply wanking an extra
> lot. Even if it doesn't help, you will have given it your best effort
> and will have something to look back on fondly.
His entire assertion assumes he wasn't a limpdick to begin with. What
if there's nothing to wank?
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| haggis 2005-02-07, 8:29 am |
| > Just out of curiosity, I Googled on the word "Illuminati", and what
> fascinating sites came up. Thank you, Mr. Simper.
IMHO, Robert Anton Wilson is the best on this topic. For a War and
Peace-sized trip, try his Illuminatus! or Cosmic Trigger, which are such
an artful blend of biography and fantasy that you can't tell where the
truth leaves off and fiction begins.
Of course, I just enjoy the sinus rush whenever I think about Timothy
Leary. (No need to buckle up, Judity--you can simply evolve out of their
grasp.)
jeanne
(everything you know IS wrong)
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| Troll Hunter 2005-02-15, 8:23 am |
| On 3 Feb 2005, pain_wheels@hotmail.com (Dan Simper) wrote:
>Most medicine was created by the Illuminati in a sinister plan to turn
>all the men on Earth into limpdicks !
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>If we don't stop the plan, all men will lose their sex drive and
>finally their dicks will wither and fall off.
Every month or so, using a fictitious name, this troll floods 5000
newsgroups (all cross-posted to a single low-traffic but unrelated
newsgroup) with superficially relevant comments. The purpose is to disrupt
with off-topic crosspostings.
Like all trolls, he means to annoy and disrupt. The tracking newsgroup is
the way he "keeps score" of how much damage he has caused. Don't put
yourself on display in his trophy case.
Like all trolls, the way to handle him is to IGNORE him.
Take a few minutes of your time and check out the following score cards to
see firsthand what this perverted troll is doing. I promise, you'll be
amazed at just how active and perverted he is. You will see firsthand the
trolls work and his trophies. You will see into the sickness and darkness
of the worst troll on the internet today. Read some of his posts and look
at the headers. You will see than no newsgroup is immune.
Browse the is.matur newsgroup, his current score card, for Dan Simper.
Browse the scot.tld newsgroup, his current score card, for Bruno Beam.
He is known as the "anagram troll" because his fictitious names are often
discovered to be anagrams (for example "Dan Simper" is an anagram of "spare
mind", Bruno Beam is an anagram of "Unabomber").
This guy is a serious troll with a serious problem. Don't be one of his
trophies.
Chances are that I don't subscribe to this newsgroup. I am simply
monitoring the newsgroups the Anagram Troll is using as his score card. Any
posts from me are a result of that monitoring. I only post to the newsgroup
being spammed, not to the score card newsgroup, thus I will not see any
replies directly to this post.
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| Ed Chait 2005-02-15, 8:23 am |
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"Troll Hunter" <Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header> wrote in message
news:XJZTXAQT38396.2853009259@anonymous.poster...
> On 3 Feb 2005, pain_wheels@hotmail.com (Dan Simper) wrote:
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>
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> Every month or so, using a fictitious name, this troll floods 5000
> newsgroups (all cross-posted to a single low-traffic but unrelated
> newsgroup) with superficially relevant comments. The purpose is to
> disrupt
> with off-topic crosspostings.
>
> Like all trolls, he means to annoy and disrupt. The tracking newsgroup is
> the way he "keeps score" of how much damage he has caused. Don't put
> yourself on display in his trophy case.
>
> Like all trolls, the way to handle him is to IGNORE him.
>
> Take a few minutes of your time and check out the following score cards to
> see firsthand what this perverted troll is doing. I promise, you'll be
> amazed at just how active and perverted he is. You will see firsthand the
> trolls work and his trophies. You will see into the sickness and darkness
> of the worst troll on the internet today. Read some of his posts and look
> at the headers. You will see than no newsgroup is immune.
>
> Browse the is.matur newsgroup, his current score card, for Dan Simper.
>
> Browse the scot.tld newsgroup, his current score card, for Bruno Beam.
>
> He is known as the "anagram troll" because his fictitious names are often
> discovered to be anagrams (for example "Dan Simper" is an anagram of
> "spare
> mind", Bruno Beam is an anagram of "Unabomber").
>
> This guy is a serious troll with a serious problem. Don't be one of his
> trophies.
>
> Chances are that I don't subscribe to this newsgroup. I am simply
> monitoring the newsgroups the Anagram Troll is using as his score card.
> Any
> posts from me are a result of that monitoring. I only post to the
> newsgroup
> being spammed, not to the score card newsgroup, thus I will not see any
> replies directly to this post.
>
Which begs the question:
Is it sicker to be the troll, or the one obsessed with the troll?
ed
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| Jeannie Wilson 2005-02-15, 8:23 am |
| "Ed Chait" <edchait4remove@earthlink.net> wrote here for all to
seenews:3788ooF5a70ioU1@individual.net:
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> Which begs the question:
>
> Is it sicker to be the troll, or the one obsessed with the troll?
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> ed
Or...isn't it worse to go everywhere saying "don't respond to the troll"??
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| Barbara Carlson 2005-02-15, 8:23 am |
| It strikes me that the troll and troll hunter could be one and the same as a
way of bringing attention to the posts that would otherwise be ignored!!!!!
Ya think?
Barb C.
"Ed Chait" <edchait4remove@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:3788ooF5a70ioU1@individual.net...
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> "Troll Hunter" <Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header> wrote in message
> news:XJZTXAQT38396.2853009259@anonymous.poster...
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> Which begs the question:
>
> Is it sicker to be the troll, or the one obsessed with the troll?
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> ed
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| Ed Chait 2005-02-15, 8:23 am |
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"Barbara Carlson" <bbcarlson@snappydsl.net> wrote in message
news:pfWdnTXMvaYJHZLfRVn-tw@snappydsl.net...
> It strikes me that the troll and troll hunter could be one and the same as
> a way of bringing attention to the posts that would otherwise be
> ignored!!!!! Ya think?
Yep, I thought that might be a possibility also.
ed, "I'm schizophrenic, and so am I"
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| Abeille 2005-02-15, 8:23 am |
| You mean someone would actually use more than one screen name to post
here? I'm agog with astonishment at the thought. Agog, I say.
Abeille
> It strikes me that the troll and troll hunter could be one and the
same as
> a way of bringing attention to the posts that would otherwise be
> ignored!!!!! Ya think?
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