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Lizard Queen

2006-08-28, 4:24 pm

The servers at work crashed at around 8 am this morning and the bozo IT dept
can't get them working again so they sent us all home at 2 pm. Hee-heee.

Then, my boss has the balls to say to me, "you know you can take the work
home with you".
I told him after the lousy review he gave me, I'm not taking work home
anymore or doing anything extra.

For what?
--
Lizard Queen Lizeen

Mowe Slowly

2006-08-28, 9:22 pm

Lizard Queen wrote:
> The servers at work crashed at around 8 am this morning and the bozo IT dept
> can't get them working again so they sent us all home at 2 pm. Hee-heee.
>
> Then, my boss has the balls to say to me, "you know you can take the work
> home with you".
> I told him after the lousy review he gave me, I'm not taking work home
> anymore or doing anything extra.
>
> For what?

I love you.

--
Truth is the highest form of the manifestation of GOD present in the
universe since the beginning of time. The flame of truth only exists in
the most rare instant of times, and then decays into...

Beauty, the second manifestation of GOD. Beauty is the first to condense
from the afterlife of raw truth. It is here that most exploration of
GOD's mysteries is commonly done, simply because it is more available
for study than truth. Raw truth is actually much more awesome than
simple beauty; it's just a lot harder to find, that's all. Beauty
eventually decays into HIS lower forms. The two byproducts of beauty are
charm, and strangeness.

Charm is often mistaken for truth, except it isn't nearly heavy enough.
A truth quark weighs in at around the mass of an atom of gold, whereas
many hundereds of charm quarks would otherwise be required to amass that
much power.

Strange is also a flavour given off by beauty. It behaves much like
beauty, but doesn't radiate as much. Strangeness often obscures the
clear view, making it difficult to detect whether any real truth is
actually hidden deep within. Strangeness has nearly as much influence as
charm, but not quite. All of the above forms of GOD are transient, that
is to say, they all decay into the base materials:

Up and Down. All of the universe which you can materially perceive is
made of Up and Down quarks. These tiniest and least massive of reality's
building blocks are the final and most stable form of GOD's creation.
When all of life has only these left, then all the majic is gone, forever.

To conclude our little lecture on quantum-chromo dynamics; quarks fall
into two classes, defined by the way they behave. Truth, Charm, and Up
quarks are members of the same family, while Beauty, Strange, and Down
quarks form the compliment. The only significant difference between
members of the same family is that they have different weights and life
spans. They are listed here from powerful and short lived; to light and
stable.

Lizard Queen

2006-08-28, 9:22 pm

> > The servers at work crashed at around 8 am this morning and the bozo IT dept
>
> I love you.
-------->
Bbbaaaaahhhhh!

I haven't finished the comments for my review yet. Taking my time,
making him sweat. Maybe I'll post them here. You all will get a
chuckle.

blu

2006-08-28, 9:22 pm

On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 15:44:37 -0400, Lizard Queen wrote:

> The servers at work crashed at around 8 am this morning and the bozo IT dept
> can't get them working again so they sent us all home at 2 pm. Hee-heee.
>
> Then, my boss has the balls to say to me, "you know you can take the work
> home with you".
> I told him after the lousy review he gave me, I'm not taking work home
> anymore or doing anything extra.
>
> For what?

For what indeed.
XXXX that.
That's like when my metal press broke down back when I made aluminum
window frames and they'd suggest I take some home and use a jig.

Idiots.

--

love
blu*goddess.of.groundhogs*juju

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http://blujuju.blogspot.com

The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Napoleon

We gotta make a change...
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive.
Tupac Shakur

"Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny", Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
Agamemnon

Nothing beats a little juju juice in the morning *g*
-=Biscuit=-

Its only my Paranoia that keeps me from going Insane
-thank you Cur

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.
Lao Tzu

It tells us PHBP = Potheads Have Better Peckers.
-Ms Sticky Buds

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