| uncle jenny 2005-09-26, 5:01 pm |
| dont talk to me i aint listening
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"i want th t shirt paulie"
"good as on th unicycle"
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you;ve gone and washed th hair"
"my birthday man"
"give me a break"
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dusk
a man and his unicycle
come between em
and i;ll machine gun ya to death
"i can see"
"never mind"
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pulel dout th
rusty old surf wheel
and
went for a surf around th block
mmm
bit saad
savage wobble
bout seven pounds of air in th tyre
she's a 27
wobblin
half a pushie
all unicyle
but
i go tup on th first attempt
and
went round th little block without
fallin off er
XXXXin bouncin on th rims she was
but enjoyed her flight round th block
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music on
the simpsons has finished
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south park kids
'merry XXXXing christmas'
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"ya made me watch th idol ppl ya cunt"
"im a background singer"
"just XXXXed a years work"
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i built you on this day ya mad
half bicycle
unicycle
millions of smiles stored in your hub
how many miles you done ?
"XXXX nose"
"sorry"
"XXXX knows"
lots anyway
i wont tell how old ya are
cause yur a girl like
"just a loose one"
alright you
XXXX we had some fun together
"you;d stick her in a beach tomorrow"
i'd tighten th hub bolts"
"and oil it"
and maybe put in another five pound in th tyre
and she'd be good
"still wobble"
it's th XXXXin surf jennifer
"cant afford to go anyway"
XXXX that
this beast seen lots of beaches
<<< smile >>>
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garbage
'shut your mouth'
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no shit
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jennifer two unicycle
has done
hundreds of kilometres
inside th surf line
doesnt ride like a normal unicycle
half a bicycle
"feels better"
inside th surf particularly
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anyway
right round th little block th young fella had so much trouble with
on about seven pound
and back home
whipped out mark three
and went and did th
big block
beauitful unicycle fly at dusk
surfin along
<<< Smiel >>>
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i got up on th first attempt
cracked a big smile and
man
she's all over th place
ya mad XXXXX
settle down
first two hundred metres were
ok
what does work ?
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massive attack
'protection'
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ok girl
this song works
works well on th unicycle
pedallin along at midnight
down country lanes
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"stoned"
ok
yur drugs are comin
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"she was well behaved wiz"
pining for th big beach
"she cant go big beach"
"five dollars left"
"sorry girl"
"real life"
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but she's been in th surf
rust stained wheel attests to
[ring ring]
rarely
not enough to pay my rego anyway
cheers
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ya big arsed XXXXX jennifer
ya nearly took out that land rover
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dont talk to me i aint listening
"it's th only defense isnt it ?"
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so many many miles
and so many many smiles
we shared
you've been down so many beaches
so many towns
and yet
you;ve scarcely seen a frown
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a perfect circle
'thomas'
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ok
thomas's brother wasnt much impressed
i was XXXXin his mother
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never a good thing
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"a perfect circle cloth ears"
nice
swings both ways
"windows psychic maybe"
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small footprint on that beast
"if ya air down it"
"lengthens th footprint"
ya also get to use th bulge in th sand
"narrow little tyre"
"doesnt make sense"
all about psi
ground footprint
"but in th surf"
"ya also have"
"water foot print"
"how much mass you got for th wave to take ya"
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garbage
'medication'(acoustic)
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skinny little beast
loves th surf
"point of balance was askew"
shutup you
"got a bent seatpost"
whole thing's bent
"<<<Smiel >>>"
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'we gotta build another one before we die"
we do
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we weld th next one
"this was a prototype"
"just half a bicycle"
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pink floyd
'pigs on the wing, pt2'
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but she does still
fly
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"albeit a bit wobblie"
get into a canter and she...
"proscribed man"
"only real men"
"riders of unicycles"
"can talk about unicycle canters"
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coldplay
'the scientist'
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all th rest ride girls bikes
sorry
secret mens business
go play with yur hair
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little x in th top right corner
do th right thing
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little one broke into a canter this arv
"i ike her arse"
well obviously
pretty chick
we were overtaking
her walking
and we were just
boppin along
that i can kind of understand
it's th other that gets weirder
th unicycle changes what it's doin
starts XXXXin dancin
goes into a canter
and
that's when i found out
a pretty girl has hoved into view
twnety seconds ago
watchin us from behind
turn around
what are ya doin ya mad unicycle ?
there's no-one out here
on this country road
turn around and
oh hello
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ok i know i'm psychic
i like to foist some of it off
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cat stevens
'on the road to find out'
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alright ya mad unicycle
which way is th kid gunna jump
we're in a foot deep of water
slows th turn down some
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"two foot unicycle"
"one foot of water"
"jesus walking on the water"
about three ppl have figured that one
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"i was conceived in surfers paradise"
"it has some pull for my heart"
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"that's where i was born"
"not in th royal brisbane hospital"
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the stoners bible says
..
..
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be true to yur heart
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regurgitator
'kong foo sing'
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ah come on
th place aint that japanese
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"that;s reaching paulie"
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"you dont have to reach"
just playing
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hey mum
that unicycle
did quite a few miles
whiel i ran around
singin on street corners there
me and jenny had a XXXXin good time
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yeah little dude
a 27 uni can jump off a gutter
and not fold
ya gotta be
gentle but
standard spokes and
she spent too mcuh time in th surf
shamed to say it
couple in there busted
ssshhh
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violent femmes
'country death song'
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"grandpa's axe"
th hub is original
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proper unicycle hub
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nuthin for a man to do but
"smoke some drugs"
"and fly on one wheel"
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<<< smile >>>
done that today
"many days"
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thank you for a lovely ride
i hope you enjoyed your
couple of smiles
we grok you with
"love"
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she's been thru th hippy towns
she's wandered th bush
she's been in th ocean
she's entertained old and young alike
she's done more bunny hops than i can count
she's done more gutter jumps than i can count
she's climbed more traffic islands than i can count
she's seen more than two million smiles directed at HER
she's lived...
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"she's beaten untold amounts of v8's off th light"
she cheats
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placebo
'plasticine'
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weaves in and out of th traffic
like a piece of a mad snake
and XXXX she keeps me flexible
"sixpack abs"
so much quicker than most think she is
just lean forward and
she takes off liek a jackrabbit
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with that much wobble
you;ve gotta get pretty loose
to accomodate
th wobble gets taken up in th lower body
yur ridin th wheel
on th pedals
th back gets a wonderful workout
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D12
'purple hills'
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also on this day in history
i rode you over
the mountain of ku ta
runaway flywheel took me for a terror ride on th far side
knees went to jelly and
ugly crash
found a rock to
start th procedure
you know
oh dear
she's out of control
i cant stop er
gotta hit somethin jenny
this is gunna be ugly
legs bein rubber
th landin gear
dont XXXXin work
oops
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i learned
i even fit a brake
which is off now
was killin th clown clothes
sharp wire
had a handle under th seat
prototyping
for th big mountains
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incubus
'drive'
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ya need someone to drive
otherwise
yur on th wheel
up
and down
and ya will fall off
nicer to have
a support crew
next time maybe
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before i die
i wanna go down one more
norwegian mountain
but this time
not in a kombi
on a unicycle
one with a decent brake and
and something attached to th frame i can
throw under th wheel as a last resort
but i'd do it on a standard uni
you know
just for th hell of it
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because it's there
and nuthin stops my wheel
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coldplay
'daylight'
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i was selling this house
i had a unicycle
big
on a stand
against th wall
it's a piece of art
a half of a bicycle
not ridable
welded but
it's a prototype of a unicycle i will build
and ride
and how
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that was five years ago
a lifetime ago
i built you on this day
and i can remember riding you thru
a nightclub floor
and thousands upon thousands of smiles
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passage of time
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dont talk to me i aint listening
my three year old son
would invad emy bath
go and sit in th other end
and
dont talk to me i aint listening
ok mate
when yur ready
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in th meantime
i'll watch south park
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alright
ya big bastard yellow wheel
how many XXXXin blondes wanted a picture with ya ?
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'cant count them either"
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ah man
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even though i';m psychic
i never saw
th blondes
all walkin out to me in th surf
to take a piccie
course th difference is
th boys want a piccie of th thing
in motion
and th girls
want ya to stop and
put yer arm around them
they wanna be in th picture
ok
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"well i'll be XXXXed"
you seen so much nice pussy hey wheel
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"nice pussy is much better when it's jaw is hangin"
yeah then it aint talkin
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i was boppin in th surf
in about eight inches worth
summer and sweatin as
gorgeous model
runs alongside me
bades me stop
and light her cigarette
as it happens beautiful lady
i bought a second lighter
five minutes ago
which i dont need
here
it's yours
meet th bodyguard
gday
chat for half an hour and
we go seperate ways
but i remember
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if i chopped a half inch of yur penis
ya'd have a five inch hole in yur belly
ya bloody safety bicycle rider you
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i chopped a bicycle in half
and made a beautifully balanced thing
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you've seen much love my beautiful unicycle
cant count how many boys
have stared into yur entrails
tryin to figure out
how does it work ?
yeah yur home made
bent and
hard ridden
i love you and th memories we made together
t h hub is unicycle
and th seat
the rest is choppe dup bicycle
and it makes one
beautiful hybrid
i grok you this day
your birthday
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do i put this one on th wall ?
art
couple of million smiles on th clock
look at you and see
all that love
the love of the karmic wheel
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"you took me"
"to dozens of different musicians"
"where i sang'
"never let me down"
"so stable"
"you can ride ya with a flat tyre"
"back to th car"
"cause th beach sand has gotten past th bead"
"hmm seven pounds IS too low"
"i've sung with my feet resting on yur spokes"
"watched ppl crash on you"
"whiel i sang to em encouraging words"
"i've sung with you"
"after ridin four hours thru th city and"
"th thighs chafed beyond belief"
"withth testicles finally"
"comfortably numb"
"you do me good"
"cant sing without you"
"thank you"
"uncle jenny"
a boy called jennifer
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p.s.
"hey tarz"
hey yurself
"you fell off three traffic islands today"
and dint fall off twenty others
"they good practise for th skate bowl combing"
sure are
"nice pedal down th big grass bank"
got a little much pace
but we made it
"gotta love wheelin..."
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