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Carboxylated antioxidants found in bong water.
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| Jim Ferlo 2005-09-26, 5:01 pm |
| Just for a joke, we ran a test at Poly on the amount of carboxylated
antioxidants (CAs) in bong water. It was the most amazing result we
ever obtained.
BONG WATER had a 0.097 melacron concentration measure of CAs. The
amount of antioxidants in bong water makes it a virtual water of the
fountain of youth. We are continuing our tests now. If standard results
are obtained in mice, it will appear that bong water stops the aging
process by 15% ! This would be derived by using the cell damage
observations in previous antioxidant testing.
I have already started drinking 1 cup of bong water daily and I urge
everybody to do the same if you care about your health.
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On 25-Sep-2005, Jim Ferlo <jtf555@caltechs.edu> wrote:
> Just for a joke, we ran a test at Poly on the amount of carboxylated
> antioxidants (CAs) in bong water. It was the most amazing result we
> ever obtained.
>
> BONG WATER had a 0.097 melacron concentration measure of CAs. The
> amount of antioxidants in bong water makes it a virtual water of the
> fountain of youth. We are continuing our tests now. If standard results
> are obtained in mice, it will appear that bong water stops the aging
> process by 15% ! This would be derived by using the cell damage
> observations in previous antioxidant testing.
>
> I have already started drinking 1 cup of bong water daily and I urge
> everybody to do the same if you care about your health.
Hilarious! I usually add a tablespoon of sugar and some lemon to my bong
water, served over ice. A tasty treat!
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