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Our Man, Bill Clinton
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| SMITH29 2005-09-23, 6:53 pm |
| Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black
comedian who said
he misses Bill Clinton....
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest
thing we
ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1- He played the sax.
Number 2- He smoked weed.
Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? look at him... his wife works, and he don't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking
America's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of
the nations'
most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in
hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to
honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada
this year.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton
replied, "I
don't know, I never had one."
American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle"
because he is so
full of crap he can't fly.
Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's
finest
leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.
Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell
the truth
as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and
nothing but
what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to
do Hanky
Panky between Bushes....
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| Saint Blurpaedius XXX 2005-09-23, 6:54 pm |
| Clinton is a nigger
What we need is a civil war to legally kill all the niggers and
republicans.
Exterminate the nigger government
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| KenStahl 2005-09-23, 6:54 pm |
| Saint Blurpaedius XXX wrote:
> Clinton is a nigger
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> What we need is a civil war to legally kill all the niggers and
> republicans.
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> Exterminate the nigger government
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Why don't we just kill the bigots and save ourselves time.
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Blogging at http://HexagonalPeg.blogspot.com
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"KenStahl" <ktsahl@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Saint Blurpaedius XXX wrote:
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niggers and[vbcol=seagreen]
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> Why don't we just kill the bigots and save ourselves time.
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> --
> Blogging at http://HexagonalPeg.blogspot.com
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| Shaun aRe 2005-09-23, 6:54 pm |
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"KenStahl" <ktsahl@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Saint Blurpaedius XXX wrote:
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> Why don't we just kill the bigots and save ourselves time.
Because there's more of 'em than not?
Shaun aRe
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| "Shaun aRe" <shaun_are@zenlunatics.co.uk> wrote in message
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> "KenStahl" <ktsahl@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Because there's more of 'em than not?
Can we just not pay any attention to them?
There's a radical idea.
Jim
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| Shaun aRe 2005-09-23, 6:54 pm |
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"Clave" <ClaviusNoSpamDammit@cablespeed.com> wrote in message
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> "Shaun aRe" <shaun_are@zenlunatics.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:4327e294$0$31521$892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreenews.net...
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> Can we just not pay any attention to them?
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> There's a radical idea.
Attention to who, killers?!?
Shaun aRe
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| retrogrouch@comcast.net 2005-09-23, 6:54 pm |
| On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 01:52:45 -0700, "Clave"
<ClaviusNoSpamDammit@cablespeed.com> wrote:
>"Shaun aRe" <shaun_are@zenlunatics.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:4327e294$0$31521$892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreenews.net...
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>Can we just not pay any attention to them?
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>There's a radical idea.
Nah. They must be pointed out to others as a public service. just like
you would point out a pile of steaming dog shit on the sidewalk to
anyone near by, lest they step in it.
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"Should any political party attempt to abolish
social security, unemployment insurance, and
eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would
not hear of that party again in our political
history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course,
that believes you can do these things. Among them
are [a] few other Texas oil millionaires, and an
occasional politician or business man from other
areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid."
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower, 11/8/54
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| <retrogrouch@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 01:52:45 -0700, "Clave"
> <ClaviusNoSpamDammit@cablespeed.com> wrote:
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> Nah. They must be pointed out to others as a public service. just like
> you would point out a pile of steaming dog shit on the sidewalk to
> anyone near by, lest they step in it.
If all people did was point at them and laugh, that'd be one thing.
The people who try to engage them in serious discussion *deserve* dogshit on
their shoes.
$.02,
Jim
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| relayer211@hotmail.com 2005-09-23, 6:55 pm |
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Delta Nine wrote:
> SMITH29 wrote:
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> You do realize that either of those could easily describe Dubya, right?
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and, as the saying goes "when Clinton lied, nobody died"... the
same certainly can't be said for Bush...
-"Alvintchase"
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| jj_frap 2005-09-23, 6:55 pm |
| They both XXXXing suck...
Racist, homophobic, warmongering bigots who tolerate fascism in their
ranks and who are willing to have you executed if you grow too much
weed.
XXXX America!
XXXX China!
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| SMITH29 2005-09-23, 6:55 pm |
| jj_frap wrote:
> They both XXXXing suck...
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> Racist, homophobic, warmongering bigots who tolerate fascism in their
> ranks and who are willing to have you executed if you grow too much
> weed.
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> XXXX America!
> XXXX China!
>
xxxx
The evil Lucifer Weed has reduced you to a sewer drain.
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| Max Masters!!! 2005-09-23, 6:55 pm |
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"SMITH29" <smith29@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> jj_frap wrote:
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> xxxx
> The evil Lucifer Weed has reduced you to a sewer drain.
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> 29
Gin?
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| Delta Nine 2005-09-23, 6:55 pm |
| Max Masters!!! wrote:
> "SMITH29" <smith29@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> Gin?
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If gin grows in the wild, why the XXXX was I not informed?! Does this
also apply to whiskey?
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Peace,
Delta Nine
People who quote themselves are assholes.
- Delta Nine
Completely baffled by the backward indication that an inspired word will
come across your tongue.
- Jack White
I'm tellin' ya D9, you can't go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine.
- T.D. Shadow
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