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I am God and I am giving you fair warning.
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| God Almighty 2005-09-23, 6:53 pm |
| SEND ME MONEY NOW.
I have decided to skip the middlemen from now on.
Send $25.00 directly to me NOW at:
GOD
423 Red Oak Circle
Anniston, AL 37193
OH! What's that you say?? Why should you send God money? You stupid
XXXXing prick! I will send you to eternity of getting 3rd degree burns.
Just like the rest of the stupid XXXXing XXXXups that didn't listen to
me.
And stop listening to those stupid XXXXing preachers you XXXXin morons.
You think they know jack shit about me?? Dumb XXXXs.
Don't XXXX with me. Send the money now.
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| Jay Kaner 2005-09-23, 6:53 pm |
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"God Almighty" <God@dontXXXX.withme> wrote
> SEND ME MONEY NOW.
>
> I have decided to skip the middlemen from now on.
>
> Send $25.00 directly to me NOW at:
>
> GOD
> 423 Red Oak Circle
> Anniston, AL 37193
Don't you do paypal?
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| Sam I am 2005-09-23, 6:53 pm |
| Dear God Almighty,
The " Family " has decided you need some protection.
$500 a week to start and a percentage of your profits should do it.
We'll be in touch.
Fat Tony
"God Almighty" <God@dontXXXX.withme> wrote in message
news:MPG.1d8ff947f623f2449896e6@unlimited.newshosting.com...
> SEND ME MONEY NOW.
>
> I have decided to skip the middlemen from now on.
>
> Send $25.00 directly to me NOW at:
>
> GOD
> 423 Red Oak Circle
> Anniston, AL 37193
>
> OH! What's that you say?? Why should you send God money? You stupid
> XXXXing prick! I will send you to eternity of getting 3rd degree burns.
> Just like the rest of the stupid XXXXing XXXXups that didn't listen to
> me.
>
> And stop listening to those stupid XXXXing preachers you XXXXin morons.
> You think they know jack shit about me?? Dumb XXXXs.
>
> Don't XXXX with me. Send the money now.
>
>
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| Jay Kaner 2005-09-23, 6:53 pm |
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"Sam I am" <ahaintgotnoemailaddress@sorrydoodreally.org> wrote
> Dear God Almighty,
>
> The " Family " has decided you need some protection.
>
> $500 a week to start and a percentage of your profits should do it.
>
> We'll be in touch.
>
> Fat Tony
I bet you do paypal.
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| ~Sticky~Buds~ 2005-09-23, 6:53 pm |
| Don't XXXX with me. Send the money now.
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Who would want to XXXX with you? Ugh.
By the way, God, hell is here on earth. Didn't anyone tell you?
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| God Almighty 2005-09-23, 6:53 pm |
| In article <xWrVe.436$3V6.7@newssvr11.news.prodigy.com>,
ahaintgotnoemailaddress@sorrydoodreally.org says...
> Dear God Almighty,
>
> The " Family " has decided you need some protection.
>
> $500 a week to start and a percentage of your profits should do it.
>
> We'll be in touch.
>
> Fat Tony
>
>
Your "family" just XXXXed up.
Cancer, hemmorhoids, and hardening of the arteries.
But it's ok, you can pray to me to make it better, jackass.
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| Sam I am 2005-09-23, 6:53 pm |
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"God Almighty" <God@dontXXXX.withme> wrote in message > Your "family" just
XXXXed up.
>
> Cancer, hemmorhoids, and hardening of the arteries.
>
> But it's ok, you can pray to me to make it better, jackass.
Hey bozo,
I'm deeply disturbed you have responded in this way however,
The " family " regrets to inform you that due to a tragic accident, that
will happen sometime in the not-too-distant future, your sister, brother,
mother, father, cousins,
aunts, uncles nieces and nephews will all need the services of Hall Brothers
Mortuary and Crematorium.
The " family " extends our deepest sympathy for your upcoming loss....
Buon' anima Jamook
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| God Almighty 2005-09-23, 6:54 pm |
| In article <8JHVe.4108$6e1.414@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>,
ahaintgotnoemailaddress@sorrydoodreally.org says...
>
> "God Almighty" <God@dontXXXX.withme> wrote in message > Your "family" just
> XXXXed up.
>
>
>
> Hey bozo,
>
> I'm deeply disturbed you have responded in this way however,
>
> The " family " regrets to inform you that due to a tragic accident, that
> will happen sometime in the not-too-distant future, your sister, brother,
> mother, father, cousins,
> aunts, uncles nieces and nephews will all need the services of Hall Brothers
> Mortuary and Crematorium.
>
> The " family " extends our deepest sympathy for your upcoming loss....
>
> Buon' anima Jamook
>
>
I have no sympathy for crime families that strongarm people for money.
So PAY UP NOW or eternal "broiler setting" for all of you.
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| Jay Kaner 2005-09-23, 6:54 pm |
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> "God Almighty" <God@dontXXXX.withme>
Hey god!... that lad of yours... Did he really die on the cross, or did
he get some lackey to hang there whilst he XXXXed off to the south of
france?
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| God Almighty 2005-09-23, 6:54 pm |
| In article <kvLVe.2134$hQ4.2082@newsfe4-win.ntli.net>, skinup@will.com
says...
>
>
> Hey god!... that lad of yours... Did he really die on the cross, or did
> he get some lackey to hang there whilst he XXXXed off to the south of
> france?
>
>
>
Who the XXXX you talking about motherXXXXer? I got no "lads" and ain't
into that shit.
For asking a dumbass question I give you a case of eczema, motherXXXXer.
Ask another stupid XXXXing question and you get psoriasis motherXXXXer.
People say I work in mysterious ways. The only XXXXing mystery to me is
why I made a bunch of XXXXing monkeys that evolved into a bunch of
XXXXing dumbasses!
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| Jay Kaner 2005-09-23, 6:54 pm |
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"God Almighty" <god@dontXXXX.withme> wrote in message
news:MPG.1d91541b1c66ca2c9896ec@unlimited.newshosting.com...
> In article <kvLVe.2134$hQ4.2082@newsfe4-win.ntli.net>, skinup@will.com
> says...
>
> Who the XXXX you talking about motherXXXXer? I got no "lads" and ain't
> into that shit.
Yer not Catholic, then?
> For asking a dumbass question I give you a case of eczema, motherXXXXer.
> Ask another stupid XXXXing question and you get psoriasis motherXXXXer.
>
> People say I work in mysterious ways. The only XXXXing mystery to me is
> why I made a bunch of XXXXing monkeys that evolved into a bunch of
> XXXXing dumbasses!
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| God Almighty 2005-09-23, 6:54 pm |
| In article <t0MVe.6713$Q%2.1808@newsfe1-win.ntli.net>, skinup@will.com
says...
>
> "God Almighty" <god@dontXXXX.withme> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1d91541b1c66ca2c9896ec@unlimited.newshosting.com...
>
> Yer not Catholic, then?
>
>
>
>
Slick move. You could have dealt with eczema with over-the-counter
shit. Now you have to pay a derm big bucks and get a prescription for
your psoriasis shit.
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| davon96720 2005-09-23, 6:55 pm |
| Don't believe in False Gods, I aready had the job for a long time.
aloha,
davon96720
"God Almighty" <God@dontXXXX.withme> wrote in message
news:MPG.1d8ff947f623f2449896e6@unlimited.newshosting.com...
> SEND ME MONEY NOW.
>
> I have decided to skip the middlemen from now on.
>
> Send $25.00 directly to me NOW at:
>
> GOD
> 423 Red Oak Circle
> Anniston, AL 37193
>
> OH! What's that you say?? Why should you send God money? You stupid
> XXXXing prick! I will send you to eternity of getting 3rd degree burns.
> Just like the rest of the stupid XXXXing XXXXups that didn't listen to
> me.
>
> And stop listening to those stupid XXXXing preachers you XXXXin morons.
> You think they know jack shit about me?? Dumb XXXXs.
>
> Don't XXXX with me. Send the money now.
>
>
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