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| New Name 2005-05-24, 11:51 am |
| Or should it be when you where 12? I don't know so if you know you
can correct me.
Ok so when I was 12 years old I started having sex. I got this girl
pregnant when I was 12 years old, by the time I turned 13 I was a
daddy.
I'm 23 years old now and I have a 10 year old son named Matt. I won't
give out any more information about Matt because I don't need the
people of usenet making Matt a victim.
Anyways I was talking with my dad about how good I was doing now, and
how smart Matt is. And he said, "In a few more years he'll be the age
you where when you had him"
I didn't really think about that until he said it. That got me to
thinking about how I wasn't ready to have a kid when I was 13. My son
stayed with his mother and her parents and my parents basicly had to
force me to go over there and see him.
My parents were sued and my dad had to pay child support for my son
Matt. When I turned 18 my dad sued me and I now pay child support for
Matt.
I just hope Matt doesn't make the same mistakes that I've made. I
hope he doesn't start having sex at a young age, and if he does I hope
he wears a rubber.
I really don't know why I'm telling you guys this, but I thought you
might want to know.
--
I'm the brother of No Name, he is my older brother.
When I was born my parents were so happy to have
a new baby they decided to name me New.
My name is New Name.
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| B1 Assistanted 2005-05-24, 11:51 am |
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New Name wrote:
> Or should it be when you where 12? I don't know so if you know you
> can correct me.
Well when i was 12...
>
> Ok so when I was 12 years old I started having sex. I got this girl
> pregnant when I was 12 years old, by the time I turned 13 I was a
> daddy.
Oh a most excellent story here. How did your child turn out? Better
than your internet personalities? That's a lot of responsibility for a
13 year old, how did you handle it?
>
> I'm 23 years old now and I have a 10 year old son named Matt. I
won't
> give out any more information about Matt because I don't need the
> people of usenet making Matt a victim.
yeah you wouldn't want to be another one of those. I have a friend
named matt, but he's not 10 years old.
>
> Anyways I was talking with my dad about how good I was doing now, and
> how smart Matt is. And he said, "In a few more years he'll be the
age
> you where when you had him"
the apple doesn't fall far from the indoor marijuana plant does it?
>
> I didn't really think about that until he said it. That got me to
> thinking about how I wasn't ready to have a kid when I was 13. My
son
> stayed with his mother and her parents and my parents basicly had to
> force me to go over there and see him.
yeah relationships are tough at 13 years old.
>
> My parents were sued and my dad had to pay child support for my son
> Matt. When I turned 18 my dad sued me and I now pay child support
for
> Matt.
>
> I just hope Matt doesn't make the same mistakes that I've made. I
> hope he doesn't start having sex at a young age, and if he does I
hope
> he wears a rubber.
just pull out, XXXX that commericial birth control bullshit, it was
created by the man to stop the spread of AIDS and to control pregnancy.
>
> I really don't know why I'm telling you guys this, but I thought you
> might want to know.
NO NOT XXXXING REALLY, OFF TOPIC! but thanks for the story, it gives me
more insight into the book i'm doing, "Usenet and New Name"
In addition, you crossposted this to all those other groups. I hope you
make it someday new name, i really do.
>
>
>
> --
> I'm the brother of No Name, he is my older brother.
> When I was born my parents were so happy to have
> a new baby they decided to name me New.
>
> My name is New Name.
My name is Name.
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| © Flipper Mike ®³ 2005-05-24, 11:51 am |
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New Name wrote:
Ok, so when I was 12 years old I started having sex without a partner,
and am still doing it that way!
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| Jeff Schick 2005-05-24, 11:51 am |
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"New Name" <new@name.not> wrote in message
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| Or should it be when you where 12? I don't know so if you know you
| can correct me.
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| Ok so when I was 12 years old I started having sex. I got this girl
| pregnant when I was 12 years old, by the time I turned 13 I was a
| daddy.
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| I'm 23 years old now and I have a 10 year old son named Matt. I won't
| give out any more information about Matt because I don't need the
| people of usenet making Matt a victim.
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How old were you when you became HIV Steve Perkoff?
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| Wavy G 2005-05-24, 5:50 pm |
| Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout...But there is no
joy in alt.tv.real-world--mighty "New Name" has struck out.
>Or should it be when you where 12? I don't know so if you know you
>can correct me.
>
>Ok so when I was 12 years old I started having sex. I got this girl
>pregnant when I was 12 years old, by the time I turned 13 I was a
>daddy.
>
>I'm 23 years old now and I have a 10 year old son named Matt. I won't
>give out any more information about Matt because I don't need the
>people of usenet making Matt a victim.
>
>Anyways I was talking with my dad about how good I was doing now, and
>how smart Matt is. And he said, "In a few more years he'll be the age
>you where when you had him"
>
>I didn't really think about that until he said it. That got me to
>thinking about how I wasn't ready to have a kid when I was 13. My son
>stayed with his mother and her parents and my parents basicly had to
>force me to go over there and see him.
>
>My parents were sued and my dad had to pay child support for my son
>Matt. When I turned 18 my dad sued me and I now pay child support for
>Matt.
>
>I just hope Matt doesn't make the same mistakes that I've made. I
>hope he doesn't start having sex at a young age, and if he does I hope
>he wears a rubber.
>
>I really don't know why I'm telling you guys this, but I thought you
>might want to know.
Are you going to let Matt spend the night at the Neverland Ranch?
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| Wavy G 2005-05-24, 5:50 pm |
| Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout...But there is no
joy in alt.tv.real-world--mighty "New Name" has struck out.
>Hmm, let me think, I think I made those original characters up
WTF????
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| Uncle Whoopass 2005-05-24, 5:50 pm |
| On Tue, 24 May 2005 04:41:48 -0400, New Name wrote:
> Or should it be when you where 12? I don't know so if you know you
> can correct me.
>
> Ok so when I was 12 years old I started having sex. I got this girl
> pregnant when I was 12 years old, by the time I turned 13 I was a
> daddy.
>
> I'm 23 years old now and I have a 10 year old son named Matt. I won't
> give out any more information about Matt because I don't need the
> people of usenet making Matt a victim.
>
> Anyways I was talking with my dad about how good I was doing now, and
> how smart Matt is. And he said, "In a few more years he'll be the age
> you where when you had him"
>
> I didn't really think about that until he said it. That got me to
> thinking about how I wasn't ready to have a kid when I was 13. My son
> stayed with his mother and her parents and my parents basicly had to
> force me to go over there and see him.
>
> My parents were sued and my dad had to pay child support for my son
> Matt. When I turned 18 my dad sued me and I now pay child support for
> Matt.
>
> I just hope Matt doesn't make the same mistakes that I've made. I
> hope he doesn't start having sex at a young age, and if he does I hope
> he wears a rubber.
>
> I really don't know why I'm telling you guys this, but I thought you
> might want to know.
You are a XXXXing lunatic.
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| Uncle Whoopass 2005-05-24, 5:50 pm |
| On Tue, 24 May 2005 06:21:59 -0400, New Name wrote:
> There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and "Jeff Schick"
> <pio@lvmpd.com> On Tue, 24 May 2005 03:55:29 -0700 this person wrote:
>
>
> Hmm, let me think, I think I made those original characters up around
> 2 years ago or so, so I guess 21 years old.
Your call you sockpuppets "original characters"?
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"B1 Assistanted" <tanusinvaders@walla.com> wrote in message
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>
> just pull out, XXXX that commericial birth control
> bullshit, it was
> created by the man to stop the spread of AIDS and to
> control pregnancy.
>
You don't know much about the male reproductive system do
you? You do realize that there are viable sperm cells in
the pre-cum of most males don't you?
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| In article <ptv591d6ed94136ft0nev78souqvedne7p@4ax.com>,
New Name <new@name.not> wrote:
<snip>
> I bet he was older than me, which means I have a bright future ahead
> of me.
>
that brightness is hopefully the oncoming lights of a semitrailer full
of reality, coming to squish your insipid limp stupidity like the gears
of life squish the aged and wise.
HAND
>
> --
> I'm the brother of No Name, he is my older brother.
> When I was born my parents were so happy to have
> a new baby they decided to name me New.
>
> My name is New Name.
--
All they do is slap some lipstick on and try to
pretend it's not a pig.
Peter H. Proctor
this couple is gets attacked by... uh... *grabs lamp*
a lamp monster! *waves lamp around* Woooooooooo!"
-Delta Nine
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| Wavy G 2005-05-25, 8:50 am |
| Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout...But there is no
joy in alt.tv.real-world--mighty "Reyd" has struck out.
>In article <ptv591d6ed94136ft0nev78souqvedne7p@4ax.com>,
> New Name <new@name.not> wrote:
>
><snip>
>that brightness is hopefully the oncoming lights of a semitrailer full
>of reality, coming to squish your insipid limp stupidity like the gears
>of life squish the aged and wise.
"Aged and wise"??? Old people are closed-minded and afraid of the
outside. What the hell are they so wise about?
[vbcol=seagreen]
>HAND
>
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| B1 Assistanted 2005-05-25, 8:50 am |
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Robin wrote:
> "B1 Assistanted" <tanusinvaders@walla.com> wrote in message
> news:1116930884.028968.18710@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> You don't know much about the male reproductive system do
> you? You do realize that there are viable sperm cells in
> the pre-cum of most males don't you?
No, i don't know much about it other than hands-on experience, how
about you?
Interesting fact, i did indeed know this. That's why i hope that any
female counterparts i run into are using protection.
For goodness snakes, think of the children.
Besides, i am abstinent as of right now.
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| In article <qet791t9pq06hjbfj3kh0n7g0s6d0th43c@4ax.com>,
Wavy G <imwavy@gmail.com> wrote:
> Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout...But there is no
> joy in alt.tv.real-world--mighty "Reyd" has struck out.
>
>
> "Aged and wise"??? Old people are closed-minded and afraid of the
> outside. What the hell are they so wise about?
the fact that its the end of the world as they know it, and with drugs,
they'll feel fine.
or something like that.
[vbcol=seagreen]
>
--
All they do is slap some lipstick on and try to
pretend it's not a pig.
Peter H. Proctor
this couple is gets attacked by... uh... *grabs lamp*
a lamp monster! *waves lamp around* Woooooooooo!"
-Delta Nine
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| Shaun aRe 2005-05-25, 8:50 am |
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"B1 Assistanted" <tanusinvaders@walla.com> wrote in message
news:1116995738.954851.56340@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Besides, i am abstinent as of right now.
Isn't that just sensitive ego guy speak for 'I ain't getting any right now'
?
',;~}~
Shaun aRe
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| Billy Crabs 2005-05-25, 8:50 am |
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"© Flipper Mike ®³" <lol@newname.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> New Name wrote:
> Ok, so when I was 12 years old I started having sex without a partner,
> and am still doing it that way!
I have to admit FM, sometimes you are a funny guy!
>
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| New Name 2005-05-25, 10:49 pm |
| There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and "Jeff Schick"
<pio@lvmpd.com> On Tue, 24 May 2005 03:55:29 -0700 this person wrote:
>
>"New Name" <new@name.not> wrote in message
>news:rrp59117v53713l3nbgo14hsof8l7kcqgj@4ax.com...
>| Or should it be when you where 12? I don't know so if you know you
>| can correct me.
>|
>| Ok so when I was 12 years old I started having sex. I got this girl
>| pregnant when I was 12 years old, by the time I turned 13 I was a
>| daddy.
>|
>| I'm 23 years old now and I have a 10 year old son named Matt. I won't
>| give out any more information about Matt because I don't need the
>| people of usenet making Matt a victim.
>|
>
>How old were you when you became HIV Steve Perkoff?
>
Hmm, let me think, I think I made those original characters up around
2 years ago or so, so I guess 21 years old.
Wonder how old Mike Judge was when he created Beavis and Butthead.
I bet he was older than me, which means I have a bright future ahead
of me.
--
I'm the brother of No Name, he is my older brother.
When I was born my parents were so happy to have
a new baby they decided to name me New.
My name is New Name.
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| B1 Assistanted 2005-05-25, 10:49 pm |
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Delta Nine wrote:
> Shaun aRe wrote:
>
> Nothing to be ashamed of, really. Even the best of us have our dry
> spells from time to time.
>
> --
> --------------
> Peace,
> Delta Nine
>
> People who quote themselves are assholes.
> - Delta Nine
>
> Completely baffled by the backward indication that an inspired word will
> come across your tongue.
> - Jack White
>
> I'm tellin' ya D9, you can't go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine.
> - T.D. Shadow
oh christ god has discovered me, where shall i hide next? the bible.
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| Shaun aRe 2005-05-26, 8:49 am |
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"Delta Nine" <d_nineNOSPAM@NOSPAMearthlink.net> wrote in message
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> Shaun aRe wrote:
now'[vbcol=seagreen]
>
> Nothing to be ashamed of, really. Even the best of us have our dry
> spells from time to time.
As well as you huh? >',;~}~
Shaun aRe
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| Michael 2005-05-27, 8:49 am |
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"Delta Nine" <d_nineNOSPAM@NOSPAMearthlink.net> wrote in message
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> Shaun aRe wrote:
>
> And you, I'm sure. Don't tell me you don't have the occasional spat with
> the missus and end up sleeping on the couch for awhile.
BTDT, and all I got was shotspots on my t-shirt.
Aside from those more prosaic abstinences, though, there are also those
lived by romantic idiots like me, of course.
My sweetie (the only serious sexual interest I have at the moment, though
worthy frivolous ones do show up once in a blue moon,) is 500 miles away and
married to somebody else. Neither of us gets the sort of sex (*or* the
sort of love) that we want most more than a few days a year.
On the plus side, a brief and intense honeymoon now and then with someone
you've known for over 30 years is *truly* a hell of a treat. :-)
((U))
M
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| Shaun aRe 2005-05-27, 8:49 am |
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"Delta Nine" <d_nineNOSPAM@NOSPAMearthlink.net> wrote in message
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> Shaun aRe wrote:
>
> And you, I'm sure. Don't tell me you don't have the occasional spat
> with the missus and end up sleeping on the couch for awhile.
Never. We've had very few arguments, even in the midst of some shitty times,
and even when we have, it never goes so far - we won't sleep mad at each
other.
Shaun aRe
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"Wavy G" <imwavy@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Aged and wise"??? Old people are closed-minded and
> afraid of the
> outside. What the hell are they so wise about?
>
SOME old people are as you describe them, as are some young
people, some middle-aged people, some rich people, some poor
people.......... There are all different kinds of "old"
people, just like everyone else.
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| Wavy G 2005-05-27, 5:49 pm |
| Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout...But there is no
joy in alt.tv.real-world--mighty "Robin" has struck out.
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>"Wavy G" <imwavy@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:qet791t9pq06hjbfj3kh0n7g0s6d0th43c@4ax.com...
>
>
>SOME old people are as you describe them, as are some young
>people, some middle-aged people, some rich people, some poor
>people.......... There are all different kinds of "old"
>people, just like everyone else.
I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, Grandma, but most "old people" (ei:
anywon over 35) that I know, are just like I described.
If you are not like this, then you must be an exception. Well, it's
five-past-six, it must be getting close to bedtime. Goodnight, sweet
lady. Pleasant dreams. Oh, and watch out for those insurance scams,
lol.
>
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| Robin 2005-05-28, 11:47 am |
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"Wavy G" <imwavy@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Somewhere men are laughing, and little children
> shout...But there is no
> joy in alt.tv.real-world--mighty "Robin" has struck out.
>
>
> I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, Grandma, but most "old
> people" (ei:
> anywon over 35) that I know, are just like I described.
>
> If you are not like this, then you must be an exception.
> Well, it's
> five-past-six, it must be getting close to bedtime.
> Goodnight, sweet
> lady. Pleasant dreams. Oh, and watch out for those
> insurance scams,
> lol.
>
I'm not old. I do physical therapy in a nursing home. I
work with old people every day; and I can attest that they
come in all different flavors, just like everyone else.
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